caspar

just wondered how many views this will get before the thread dies just from the word sex. you know the bonfire is all about the dirtyness. edit: i bet half of you are gonna be pissed off opening this to find nothing sorry. thanks for participating in the experiment though. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

King Kong! hell yeah! very astute website, i can guarantee it is totally accurate! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

the people in my life, without them life would SUCK. everything else is great but without loved ones to share them with. they mean nothing. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

my threads arent that bad...i think

saw the what are you scared of thread, thought i'd post this as ive been having this conversation recently. i dont have any irrational fears myself but heard a few funny ones: one girl - scared of peas (the type you eat) one guy - totally terrified of cheese! cant be in the same room as someone eating it. someone scared of feathers and will run if sees one, someone else scared of tissues, these are the ones that i can remember at the moment. irrational fears make me laugh as i cant even begin to understand them! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

i was looking around, desperate to find one. half the ones the wanted turned out to have qualities i wasnt too keen on. now the love of my life isnt perfect, but damn! i love her.... edit : yes, im single.... "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

when having an argument with a partner (woman).. when she's shouting at you repeat what she last said exactly back to her at the same volume. she: what? why did you repeat me? you: huh? i didnt say shit, must of been the echo from the grand canyon between your legs. that'll shut the bitch up. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

dude, how have you only posted once on dz.com in 3 years? i feel like a sad bastard now. got nearly 500 posts on the club forum too. i hope the evil man with the absithyn is kicking around and plies you with more booze, i'll always remember how much i was laughing at you the next day! at least you spelt my name properly this time! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

RnB is easily the worst...rap is a close second though! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

yeah i knew that, but what the hell is a nooner? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

i have no idea what that means... fag = cigarette you guys dont really use that phrase over in the states do you? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

yep, mainly because i dont have any interest in talking to them so when they corner me during my quiet fag break i talk about jumping (like being on autopilot), mindless talk, it helps to deter the conversation away from shitstenders (actually called eastenders, a crap programme in the uk). talking about jumping is such a wicked backup for so many different situations. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

tired of her, probably not tired of banging her. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

dude the rooms cost a fortune! do what we all did, drink stupid amounts, party all night long and pass out in the hall ways ourside the rooms (there were loads of us just K.O'd in the hallway - i'll never forget laughing my arse off at the dude who was so drunk he passed out literally a meter away from his room...laughed my arse off.) or be like my smart friend and just crash on the sofa's dotted around the hotel. but then again, we're all students and have no self-respect so maybe my advice is not for everyone. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

my mates and i were talking about the AGM yesterday. man i cant wait! last year was awesome, informative, fun and then really fucking messy as the drinkng got going! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

get some psytrance, hardcore, breakcore, gabba, hard techno, etc. that stuff gets the blood moving. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

no tats, got my first piercing a week ago though

yep that sort of thing . im saying nothing, my friends are on dz.com. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

so, hopefully you are all like me and wake up after a heavy night going "oh god, oh no, fuck, ha ha ha, i cant believe i said/did that!" now, with these things we all act like they never happened and pray no one brings them up. so, as many people here are annonymous and wont be busted grassing up a mate, what stuff have you witnessed on messy nights where you were kind enough to keep quiet but was bad enough to stay lodged in your memory? i thought of the post as i got wasted tonight and for once, had a wicked night where i idid nothing to make a fool of myself. fuck yeah! going out with friends who dont drink is always a bad idea, they remember far too much! edit : mate is the same as friend. dont know if you "yanks" get that word or not. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

i will defnitely speak to steve when im there next, i know what you mean about the rock comment! ive got a bunch of bulk tickets to cerney. ive jumped at nethers a few times (ive still got a ticket for there floating around i think), nethers is a wicked DZ, i just cant justify jumping elsewhere when i have 20 tickets waiting to be used at cerney plus saving for the empuria xmas boogie. cheers for the info though

wouldnt that your arsehole? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

hi buzz, i was at south cerney.im heading over there next weekend (closed this weekend) and will sort it out then. someone else from nethers also PM'd me, thanks for the offers though, i appreciate it. caspar, "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

the original plan was for tom to dump higher (5k) next to me so he could see me fall away. we changed it to keep it simple and safe, glad we changed the plan! im should be going back to the DZ soon and will talk with him if he is there or the CCI. thanks for the replies, sorry for the drunken post... "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

from what i remember he started jumping in '03, then left the army. re-joined and started jumping again. i have a pretty shoddy memory at times, so i could be wrong but that's how i remember our (couple of minute) conversation going. if i ask someone's jump numbers (which i try not to do for a few reasons - unless i might be jumping with them) i always ask how long they have been in the sport. anything less than 100 jumps a year and the red flags start waving in my head and i get wary. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

warning: 3am here and im pretty (well maybe a bit more than pretty) drunk. i remember him saying in the midst of telling us he was watching us "solo's are boring". i will try and pass the message on, no chance of me talking to him as i dont know him and rarely go to that DZ. "That's rude, and depending on his experience, also dangerous. " in my eyes, not only outrageously rude but stupidly dangerous. hey i know i only have 150 jumps, but this has really struck a nerve. anyway the reason i mainly posted was so other people didnt think this was an idea that is ok. ITS NOT. fuck being civil, from now on im going to make it apparent im not happy if someone is being a dangerous fuktard. i dont spend all my time reading up on jumping and how to be a safe skydiver just to have some cock-jockey go and kill me. "Gosh, we really wanted lots of space so we could slide around and not worry. " sorry? i really respect your knowledge and your posts have been really informative, but, if id seen him a while after the bombshell he unloaded, i dont think id put it so....delicately. "based on what you described I wouldn't get too upset at this point." im just dumbfounded. who the fuck...gets in on someone else's jump...without telling them after being asked not to...when everyone (including me) has very low experience!??if the worst had happened, id like to think [deleted as i got a little graphic and angry] "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."