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  1. caspar
    when you get the chance, it would be great to hear the whole story, if you can remember all of it [ i know id probably drink so much after something like that, that any memory from the last day or so would be hazy at best
  2. caspar
    yep. i think i can join you on that one, apart from the massive memory loss i woke up with an £80 ($160) fine from the police for taking a slash behind a wheely bin. i also apparantly not only managed to puke all over the floor of the main room in the club but all over myself and my mate who was trying to get me to the toilets. normally i have some semblence of self control when needing to be sick. my friends definitely succeeded in trying to fuck me up. all in all, a pretty good birthday night out. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  3. caspar
    i went out with a girl that liked the cervix getting hit. go figure. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  4. caspar
    im amazed at how many think the sabre was the worst. i jumped a sabre 190 loaded at 1:1 and yes, i did have a few shocking openings but i loved the canopy generally. i jumped a spectre loaded the same and thought "you can fuck right off", openings that take that long scare me a bit. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  5. caspar
    i told my friend that joke [he has a very twisted sense of humor], he changed the punch line straight away and made it that little bit worse. "so it can see the look on your face when you come." my all time favorite joke: whats the similarity between a prawn and a woman? their heads are full of shit but the pinks bits taste good. i know some pretty horrific racist jokes, but dont know if i should post them or not. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  6. caspar
    woah, you cant stop there! the canopy snivelled into the deck? as in it didnt open fully when you "landed" on the ground? if thats the case, youve got to tell the story properly, sounds about as scary as it gets! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  7. caspar
    technically whether they "should" or not is always going to be discussed. the way i see it is they completely "could" because i guess they hold a monopoly, and as the states is the leader in skydiving, any substitutes (other DZs) are going to be weak comparisons when including flight costs etc. whats stopping them at the end of the day? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  8. caspar
    but why was it the worst? i guess it was a round canopy? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  9. caspar
    sorry to post here as im not a BASE jumper, but i was wondering what the scariest / most dodgey moment you've all had BASE jumping. bet you guys have got some cracking stories. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  10. caspar
    what was so bad about them in comparison to good ones? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  11. caspar
    instead of doing the usual thread of what you think is the best . what do you think is the worst canopy youve ever jumped, be it terrible design or ragged out and vaguely controllable. personaly, ive jumped all the usuals and the worst for me was a fury 220, simply because i found it boring beyond belief. im sure some of the old timers and test jumpers have jumped some shockers! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  12. caspar

    self - control

    caspar replied to caspar's topic in The Bonfire

    Kappa Kappa Gamma? i thought places like that only existed in teen films! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  13. caspar

    self - control

    caspar replied to caspar's topic in The Bonfire

    what was the most amount of self control youve acheived. i.e you stopped yourself telling your boss he's a dick, or from strating a fight etc. and why. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  14. caspar
    why not change the topic to : whats the biggest lie youve said to get laid? personally ive never lied to get laid, and not that i have a problem with lieing to get laid. i wouldnt because it doesnt cross my mind and i also suck at lying. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  15. caspar
    good point, always gotta make sure the testicles are stowed safely away. no one wants a nut malfunction! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  16. caspar
    do any of you guys have an interesting ways you check your gear in the plane before you jump? mine is the countdown checklist: 4 straps. chest, legs and helmet 3 handles. cutaway, reserve and hackey 2 altimeters. alti and audible 1 pair of goggle put on. OK! - K for hook knife thought id share my idea, i like to check so i know everything is where its meant to be as i jump out. forgetting goggles, helmet strap or handles tucked under would suck. anyone do anything similar? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  17. caspar
    i dont know. would i miss out on bowling night? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  18. caspar
    why care what ladies prefer, really. anyone "lady" that has a problem with it one way or the other is getting a laugh in the face and kick in the butt, out of the door. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  19. caspar
    dude! really? you log onto a forum to be validated in the way you wipe your arse? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  20. caspar
    £8! ouch. i bet there are places that must be even more expensive. was it a bottle or half pint? because that would mean you were paying £16 a pint. i know i would have a mild stroke if they had poured the beer and then told me that price. 7p a litre? i doubt you will find beer any cheaper than that unless maybe buying moonshine off some farmer in the middle of somewhere like nam. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  21. caspar
    i was wondering where the most expensive beer in the world is. anyone got any ideas? post the most expensive beer youve bought and where! i wonder if its in a very expensive hotel/club or on some remote island in the middle of nowhere. ive paid around £5/6 beer before ($10-12) "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  22. caspar
    there are lots of places you can get a pint for $2-£4. but they arent exactly everywhere. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  23. caspar
    i used paraphernalia today? that count as a log word? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  24. caspar
    give you a solution to spermicide spilt on a canopy? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
  25. caspar
    cheers dude. look forward to reading that properly later. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."