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    Officially they were on our side, in actuality they were not.
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    Ballistics FTE Radar Scope Wind Meter Decibel Wunder Radio Dog Whistler FBI Most Wanted F. Turkeys Moon Phase Motion GPS
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    Tell us MORE about what's behind 'Door Number ONE'! She just wants Andy to dance around with her panties over his head.
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    I know this may sound strange, but people who are not pikey bastards actually can use a garden hose to wash off their boots before they get into a vehicle they actually own. Then you do not have a car that could grow currants on the floorboards and your apt will stay cleaner.
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    Happy Birthday ya tosser!
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    Also remember that Mexico has never been truly stable within the last century. It was also the single largest hub of activity for the KGB in this hemisphere. Mexico was against us in two world wars, we always have to keep that in mind.
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    I will never forget.
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    Good luck the optic will cost more than $100 as it needs to be reverse recoil proof. An airgun will tear up a normal firearms scope.
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    Airforce Airguns The Talon SS and Condor are nice
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    I do not and I know for a fact some people need killing
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    Here's an easy way to improve your push up or sit up score. Do this every day for 2 weeks and you will smoke the PT test. It works even better if you have a buddy doing it with you. Throughout the work day, on the half hour( 0930,1030-1330,1430,1500)every 1/2 hour do 10 push ups and then 25 sit ups or 50 flutter kicks. Do that until COB, repeat the next day for 2 weeks. you can do more/less than 10 PUs dependent on your your conditioning, same for the abs. It takes just a few minutes to do throughout the day and the improvements are significant. We used to do that every time we got out of or into a vehicle if there was time. It made up for that fact we were not walking or running to our destination.
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    My wife is an ALS and BLS Instructor My CPR is outdated but has worked 3 times. Hey at least I can stop a sucking chest wound.
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    No problem Jerry It was amazing how professional the Luftwaffe was. Many times they had chances to be bloodthirsty and yet showed they were true warriors who would not merely kill the vanquished. Not so much for the Waffen SS, Kriegsmarine or Bundeswehr.
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    Sorry Rosa I always thought you were married No offense
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    Why on earth did the first one get deleted?
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    Or at least if he passed her around the DZ just to be nice.
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    If it starts to feel wet inside the cast or the heeln hurts alot get the cast changed. If anything smells funky have your hubby remove the cast with a dremel tool and go get a new cast.
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    Nope!
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    Really. You're better off making sure that she doesn't have an orgasm. That way she's not sprawled out panting and recovering when she could be up fixing your sammich. You're so wrong.. Give her a *real* orgasm, and she'll be fixing you the best damn sammich you've ever had without you even asking for it!!! Nataly I hope you are good at making a six foot sub!
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    Both... this thread was inspired by an IM chat a few minutes ago and the topic came up. Just wondering if people still fake it or not. Then why would you ? How do you fake covering her smiling face with jizz? And on the other hand, who cares! If she is nice enough to give you some she does not have to fake or even pay attention. Just do it well and no hurt feelings.
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    Ouch, I hope no bones were crushed. Take care and let it heal really good before you take a chance of re-injury.
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    Doing 1 on 1 is only bad if you said you would not do so. If it was talked about and approved then it is just crying over spilled...looks like milk.
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    I have an AGV Sukhoi that needs relining, it is so good I will make the effort to do so. Other helmets in the same class now cost $700
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    Make sure there is room for a balaclava for when it is cold or you have a shaved head.
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    If the guys are not jumpers they would probably get stage fright I have to look for my shirt that says; If this Otter is Rockin, Don't Come Knockin! Unless you bring your GF.