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    I've really been into A Perfect Circle lately. I also found AFI's cover of "Head Like A Hole" and Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt". Good stuff. A Kuwaiti friend recently sent me a CD called "Dance Now, Arabia"; it's contemporary Arab dance music. It's okay, better than most of the craptastic stuff on the radio. I like the way Arabic sounds when it's sung. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Jack Bauer is the manliest sonofabitch on TV. I want to be Jack Bauer. ...but I also want to nail Kim Bauer "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    I can't! If I hear it in a bar, I associate it with booze! Or maybe I'm thinking of that sorostitute who kept playing it. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Hmm...Kelly's not as catchy in espanol Pero desde usted ido Puedo respirar para la primera vez Me estoy moviendo tan encendido sí sí gracias a usted ahora consigo qué deseo desde usted ido I'm bored today!!! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    But Since U Been Gone I can breathe for the first time Im so movin on Yeah yeah Thanks to you Now I get What I want Since U Been Gone ....kill me now "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Hello all, I've been lurking this forum and Blinc for about a year and would like to GC so I can make a more informed decision about getting into BASE after I have more canopy experience. I live in central Illinois and jump mostly at a small club, but make the occasional weekend trip to Skydive Chicago. I can keep a cool head and know how to use radios when things get exciting (I'm ex-military). I also have my EMT license and can keep my mouth shut. I'm willing to drive to other locations, too. Thanks! Stew "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Too bad you had plenty to say when you were making fun of my packing... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Wow, your flying skills are great! I wish I could pick it up that quick. Well done! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    --lead outdoor adventure trips for the odd sorority --lurk DZcom --read the same issue of Cosmo or People ten fuckin times because the silly twats at work keep hiding my Maxims --lurk DZcom --watch the women's swim team practice --get Papa John's delivered --help with students' SCUBA courses --lurk DZcom --finish my Papa John's --go to bar near campus, get hammered --repeat I love school
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    I'll come do your job while you update the porn story....can I still drive the cement truck? Or at least have sex in a cement truck? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    While pulled over in Illinois: Cop: "Can I see your license & registration?" Buddy: (without missing a beat) "Can I see your hat?" Cop was not amused....I damn near pissed myself laughing, however. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    26...boxers (if my buttless chaps are in the wash) "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Tan Lines?

    Stewie replied to eeneR's topic in The Bonfire

    You forgot the option for "As long as boobies are involved, I don't care!" "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Okay, I know the boogie at Williston was touched upon in this thread, but I thought a dedicated thread would make it easier to exchange info. Also, I won't know anyone down there, and I'd like to have an idea of who will be jumping! See, I'm selfish. So, who's goin'? Only a few weeks!!! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Every year my grandmother gets me one of those stupid nutcrackers statue thingys. Grandma I love you, but just get me a bottle of Dewar's and call it a Christmas. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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    Where was the option for "Cup your own johnson, go to your knees and cry like a girl?" "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech