Stewie

Anyone know of a Coach course in California between June 11 and June 20? I have vacation then and wouldn't mind traveling anywhere in CA (fromt Monterey) to finally get my Coach rating! Thanks! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXpsT3e8UsM "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

so am I...mandatory party does not equal mandatory fun. Unless Stewie's little helper the goose is involved. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I'm sitting here on CQ taking care of all the kids in the barracks tonight and was thinking back on how barracks life was for me. I remember things like hiding girls in wall lockers, the etiquette of pornography rotation and respecting your roommates' self-love needs at certain times. When I was an E-3 at Bragg, I was enjoying some "alone time" with Jenna Jameson (this was a while ago) when my roommate walked in. I had forgotten to lock the door, rookie mistake I know. I crouched over in a feeble attempt to hide my soldier that was at full attention, while Jimmy just stood in the doorway with a look of shock on his face (poor Mormon kid). After about three seconds I said, "Dude, I don't know how long you're planning on standing there, but if you think I'm gonna leave Jenna hanging you're wrong." I have never seen a door slam so fast! So regal me with you stories of barrack humor...I'm freakin' bored. I did get 3 jumps at Hollister today though I guess my life is pretty good. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Dude you don't even know. My ex-infantry ass thought this was a plum posting (and in reality, it is), but goddamn...I'm so fucking stressed I just need to get laid and I can't even approach any of the cute girls at work. Jesus fucking Christ. I can't afford to buy cosmos or martinis for the girls at the Crown & Anchor all night. If I were you guys, I would definitely invest in Lubriderm, 'cause I see 50-gallon drums of that shit in my future. I'd almost rather be back in Iraq. Almost. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

They need to invest more in their pussy infrastructure. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfOwEmtMpUk The fun stuff starts at 1:40 "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

...and if I see another goddamn flash card I will poke out my eyes! I can't even talk to my coworkers over a beer because A: I'm not allowed to hang out with them, and B: I don't want to talk about WoW and comic books. So now I cracked open a nice cold PBR and am venting to you fine people! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! fuckfuckfuck There, now I feel better. I'll probably do this again in another three units. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbtfgQispg0 "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

check check check check check FML. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I hope the Sierras are good this winter. I'm gonna miss being away from Salt Lake, I'll be making the Monterey-Reno drive a lot this season Looking forward to hitting the Tahoe area though, I've never been there! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

A banana hammock won't cover anything...including your handles. Just sayin' "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Hey man, good on ya for putting yourself out there by trying new sports and having the balls to ask for help!

I believe she was at Twin last year with some Colorado peeps and she IS cute enough to make it work. But then again I'm usually good and hammered at TF, so I can't be sure. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Salt Lake City is the shiz...skydiving, great shows, and awesome snow. This non-Mormon can't wait to get back! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Post here. http://www.socnet.com/forumdisplay.php?f=199 "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Yeah, there should be an option for multiple times in a day. I'm not working right now, get bored and....well, it don't cost nothin'. Besides, no one can touch me like I can touch myself. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I'm drunk, that's my excuse. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Pretty much, but I am addicted to the stuff. It's like crack. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Eye surgery. The idea of carving up a cornea to exact specifications is fascinating. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Lots of cream, lots of Splenda. I'm a wuss I only seem to drink coffee during ski season, it helps me wake up on the drive to the lifts. The only downside is that I'm stuck on a chair 30 minutes later prairie dogging with no options. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

...although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Hey guys, Dude #242 here. The certificate really ties the room together. Take it easy... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Ummm...Goose didn't make it home, period. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

That's one thing I never understood. What is with a girl really cranking down on my lip and asking me to do the same? I gave it the old college try but just felt weird. Teeth are to be used with extreme restraint. A blow job should not feel like I'm fucking a cheese grater... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Sweet! Thanks for all your responses guys, it looks like this is going to be fun! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech