Stewie
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Commando. I tried silk boxers once, but they made me too happy. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Shit, I'll take anything. Except midgets. Okay, them too. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Did you try the French BASE Association? I got several responses when I went to France in June. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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I think the Norway chapter is DJ Tiesto's remix of Delirium's remix of Sarah McLachlan's "Silence". Now I can't get the word 'mix' out of my head. mix mix mix "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Calvin & Hobbes. Nothing beats having a good laugh on the john. It's the most comfortable place in my apartment! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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He looks like an intense little guy! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Yeah, I find applying Jergen's to my meat several times a day really helps. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Me, too. WTF? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Her love of hot, oily buttsex. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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No, I mean really, f----in-half drunk. If my spelling and grammar is correct, I would be really surprised. I flashed my junk to the Captain Morgan girls tonight and while they were repulsed, they agreed to airbrush a tattoo on my right buttcheek. I'm so proud of my pirate skull. ARRRRR!!!!! f---ing skydivers. Buncha drunks...oh wait... edited to add: share your weekday drunk stories!!! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang." "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Yes, I'm bring this back up because I'm drunk and bored. "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you." "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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For whatever lucky woman (i.e. 'drunken floozie') that I manage to convince to come home with me Failing that, it could be a good soundtrack for roughing up the ol' one-eyed suspect "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Damn. That shit is hot. I'll be using that CD tomorrow night, fo sho "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Remember, buttsex means never having to say you're sorry. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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http://www.gregghenson.com/SBasChildinBackround.wmv "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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I'd like to pitch a tent in their territory! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Sheik it, baby! "Others encouraged him to start looking for a second wife" My mom would immediately start complaining: "Why can't you find a nice Sunni girl and settle down?" What for? I have 5 sheep! edit: maybe this should have gone in SC... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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BUMBLEBEE TUNA! *your balls are showing* Thank you. You may now return to masturbating. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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I'm also interested in re-enlisting as a rigger. I'm former infantry too, and would like to work in a Guard SF unit (we have a company of 20th SFG near Chicago). Please PM/post if anyone has any more info! Thanks! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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I don't know, man...Johnny Depp with all that makeup on really freaks me out. Maybe if I have a couple of drinks first... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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Awww, but I don't wanna go to bed! Now do the buttsex cheer! (You know the words) "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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The trauma of the experience precluded any intelligent thought. I will be sure to reference this incident during his girlfriend's next visit. Maybe mention something about 'bukkake websites'? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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I just walked in on my roommate flogging the dolphin! I need to find some bleach so I can rinse out my eyes. "Doesn't anyone fucking knock anymore?" Hell of a farmer tan, though "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
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"I'm hornier than a three-peckered goat." "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech