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A mushroom stamp to the forehead works quite nicely. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I wonder who your new crush is? This should be good. Drunk ass. I would never get that inebriated You know I love ya

I'd see a doctor "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I, for one, welcome our new sammich-starved overlords. Except Zen's. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I have 3 weddings this summer and I don't know what to give as gifts. I'm the only person in the "circle of friends" that's still in school and broke. Any suggestions for gifts that are meaningful, but...how shall I say this....fuck it...CHEAP???!!! Some of the bridesmaids and my mom actually suggested selling my "stupid skydiving stuff" so I could get "something that will impress them". I'm thinking a hardcover copy of the Kama Sutra and edible underwear for each couple "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

just bring her a big chocolate chip cookie and you're fine, dude ...or a pickle "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

So would you hit it or not? I would, but then again, I'm drunk right now. Speaking of porn, I gotta take care of some business.... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I stayed an additional 6 months because of the same reason. Thanks for all you're doing, dude!

QuoteHow about Laura Bush??? Quote I would split Laura like a wet piece of pine if I had the chance. How about Cicciolina, she's the Italian porn star that offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein to prevent the first Gulf War. Not bad for 55. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Nope, not a Talon...I think it's one of the older models out of Pope, but I'm not sure. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Mmmmm......Kegerator "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

IMHO, the military offers a lot of intangibles that are attractive to some people. I never thought I would want to go back in, but I miss the caliber of people that you find in the armed forces. Sure, some parts of the job suck, but that is in all occupations. The finest men and women I have ever known I met while in the Army, and it is damn hard to develop that kind of bond with your coworkers in the civilian sector (cops and firemen are probably the exception). It's hard to find people that you can absolutely trust to do what the say and say what they mean. When I got out (the first time) at 22, I thought that being surrounded by 18 year old chicks at school would be great. Now I just want them to STFU. About hurting people, well, that's what is military is primarily for....to break things and people. Even though a small percentage is combat arms, almost every job has the end result of getting somebody in a position to hurt somebody else. Oh yeah...prior enlisted usually make pretty good officers. I'm sure you will too!

I check myself for testicular cancer regularly... mind the stepchildren....mind the stepchildren "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

McHella Timmy cool "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

...and a really cool chick gave me a HUGE chocolate chip cookie that was better than sex....with an Asian....midget....in the woods....while listening to NIN and being slapped on the ass by Sandra Bullock I have no idea where that came from "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Tuesday: 1 jump from 16K at sunset Wednesday: ditch class to make 3 jumps at SDC Thursday: 1 H&P followed by mass quantities of Pacifico Class? What's that? Hopefully this is setting the tone for the weekend! Just wanted to share

I love Michelle Branch. She gives me that warm and fuzzy "climbing the rope in fourth grade gym class" feeling. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I agree with John, this thread provided quite a bit of knowledge. Thanks, guys! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Those came out my last year in the Army. We'd be sucking ass at 0300 during movement, I'd ask my guys, "You all right, feeling okay, drinking water?" that sort of stuff. It never failed, one smartass would always reply "Shit, I've got my Hooah bar...I'm fine!" I wish I could find the guy who thought this was a good idea. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

New keyboard, please "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

No problem. I'll just link this thread to my instructor...maybe I'll get an A for Apathy "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Yes. As I mentioned before, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box. edited to add: and I'm okay with that "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

This is an extra credit question for a class of mine: Three guys decide to take a little vacation to Florida to have some fun in the sun. They arrive at the hotel and are in the process of checking in at the front desk. The total bill is $30, so each guy gives the clerk a $10 bill and off to their room they go. A little while later the desk clerk realizes that he overcharged the guys in that room…it actually should have only been a total of $25 for the room. So, off the clerk goes to give back the money that he accidentally overcharged the guys. But on his way to the room he realized he can't divide the $5 three ways, so he decides to keep $2 for his trouble and gives each guy back $1. So here's the actual numbers: Each guy actually paid $9 3 guys times $9 = $27 total The clerk kept $2 $27 + $2 = $29 The original price was $30….what happened to the other dollar? Since I suck at math, logic , and anything else that I can't bullshit my way through, I am completely lost. Let's hear from the smart people! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Just buy the DVD set, stock up on frozen pizza and RC and you are set for a rainy Saturday. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Recruiting. I just can't count on Rupert anymore! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech