Stewie

I'm moving to Monterey next month and would like some opinions on DZs within 90 minutes of there. I've heard of weather concerns, tandem factories, etc. So you California people, please chime in on where you jump and why you love it! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

What, no "Beaver and Buttcheeks 17"? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

What a blast Moab was! It was my first time at this boogie and I will definitely be back! I learned all about utili-kilts, found out that my schwag beer choices actually offend some people (okay, just one crazy Asian), and that slides aren't just for kids! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Nobody yet. I'm trying to make a good impression before I unleash the full force of my stupidity. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Powder blue brings back fond memories of my junior prom tux. And when I say "fond memories", I mean "disgusted with myself." "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

So today I made my first jumps at my new DZ, Skydive Utah. I am so happy that I am lucky enough to have a place super chilled out and with some really cool people. Made 4 jumps today after not having made a skydive for about a year. I'm just super stoked about jumping here and wanted to share

NOBODY LIKES THE MINT ONES!!! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Does this bring back memories? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

There you go. Minus the "less often" part. You can always beg for forgiveness, but I bet they won't have a problem with it. My CO in the Army didn't. Is tooling around the ocean in a helicopter considered "high risk" for the Navy? Do you get any additional pay for that? Just curious. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

How exactly does this work? To think I've been wasting my money on penis pumps, when all I needed was a 79 cent confection? Shit. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I am seriously thinking of moving to Salt Lake City in the next few months for a job and would like some advice from others who have lived there (especially those have relocated to SLC). The primary attraction for me is the skiing, but mountain biking and climbing are high on the interest list too. Specific information on the following would really be appreciated: 1)areas of SLC recommended for a 29 year old guy who enjoys the city life and being able to walk to restaurants, bars, coffee shops, etc. (I have no interest in the picket fence and cul-de-sac) 2)housing prices for a decent apartment in areas above 3)social activities for one that doesn't belong to the Mormon faith 4)the availability of non-Mormon single chicks (hell, I'm a single guy) 5)the deal on the nightlife...I'm not really into clubs but enjoy having a familiar bar to hang out during the evenings 6)of course...DZs in the area if you've been to 'em I've heard the church can be a stifling social force if you're not a member. I try to mind my own business and don't really care about one's religion, but have you noticed it really affecting your activities (or lack thereof)? If you have lived in SLC for several years, how do you feel about your decision now, after the novelty has worn off? Thanks! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I've never wanted to be a lawn chair more in my life. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

"I dabbled in pacifism before. Not in 'Nam of course." "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

See what a PD shirt will get ya? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Whoa, let's not say anything we can't take back! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Disclaimer: I am still clueless when it comes to women. I dated three waitresses in college and they were all great. Most women know that they can manipulate men to do many things. If a woman chooses to exclusively rely on tears, flirting, etc. to get what she wants in a relationship it's probably an indication of how they were raised rather than their job. I suppose at a younger age a job that rewards manipulation could influence their behavior later on, though. Can't help you on the strippers, even though they are real people too. People who are dead inside. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

So I can finally eat that ham sandwich I've been thinking about all night? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk and it becomes a delicious drink. That's the chocolate I'm talking about. You just can't beat that. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Don't know if you'd still consider the military, but the Army just increased the age limit for civilian Warrant Officer applicants (Rotary Wing Aviator) to 33. Some types of refractive surgery are covered by a waiver that gets you into a test protocol they're running. That's what I'm in the process of doing right now. http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/warrant/ Hope that helps ya.

Not quite a teabag...closer to the Arabian Goggles or perhaps even the vaunted Kentucky Shades. NSFW. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

You don't have to pretend! I could use a good wingwoman. But I'm afraid I'll need references for you to perform in that capacity. It's quite a daunting task. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

"It's no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel. Why would you want to tell anyone anything that's dear to you? Even when you like them and want nothing more than to be closer than close to them? It's so painful to be next to someone you feel so strongly about and know you can't say the things you want to." Henry Rollins (from Solipsist) "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I have a lot of attractive female friends, I must not be employing them effectively. Of course, I probably shouldn't pay them in front of everyone. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I could only come up with 3 friends as well. However, with the amount of firepower one guy has in his bedroom alone it's enough. For quick cash, I find it's easier to just roll hookers. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Well, the world's sexiest man does keep a place here. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech