Stewie

Hell yeah! Class got cancelled in B-town too. Not only that, but my work is shutting at 2, so I have NOTHING to do for today or tomorrow! We've picked up a case, and we're going sledding! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

That's not messed up, he simply stated what was fact at his time of posting. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Damn, that sucks. Steve Reeves and Neal Beverly were my SL instructors there. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Yeah yeah! We will loot your women and rape your buffalo! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I suggest you try it...it's breathtaking. It's also easier to deploy the "mouse on a trampoline" with a shorn scrotum. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

If I had a nickel for every time that happened.... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

So I nicked my coin purse while shaving and now I'm not sure that my post-shower Gold Bond application is a good idea. Will it hurt as if my boys have been tagged by the mighty hammer of Thor, or will I still get the refreshing feeling of a thousand elves blowing gently on my yarbles? I eagerly await your advice. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

...walks into my bedroom and finds me tied up and covered in motor oil, and returns with jumper cables, a saddle, and roller skates. What? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I would, but I have to work a double shift at H&H! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Absolutely. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Yo.

Well, women don't poop or fart, so what else is there? My mom said so! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

The first one is Caribbean Blue by Enya. The second track is Wish I Could Fly by Roxette. I'm Stewie and I approved this post, even though it probably puts my heterosexuality into question. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Thanks! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

That hoodie came in handy to hold your cell phone, didn't it? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Are you suggesting just sticking the nose of the toggle through the brake setting rather than using the white loop? Does this offer anything other than the obvious (but, I would argue, marginal) increase in security and savings in wear-and-tear from not involving the white loop where it's not necessary? In Apex's Owner's Manual, it specifically says not to use the white loop when going slider up, just to tuck it to the side. Why, I don't know. My ignorance shows. Can anyone chime in? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Krav Maga is an excellent discipline for real world use, too. However, at the end of the day the fighting spirit, the will to win, and your brain are what matter most. Whatever discipline you choose, enjoy your training!

The weekend begins on Wednesday evening. I thought that was common knowledge. Thursday nights, all bets are off. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I first read "Bedouin for breakfast" "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Reason. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I've never wanted kids. I told my family this when I was 18, and got the "You'll change your mind" speech. Ten years later, I think having a vasectomy would be one of the better decisions of my life. Now that I'm older, I've realized why I shouldn't have children. I'm too selfish, have no interest in raising another human being, and would rather spend my time and money on me. The last thing I need to do is have a kid just to placate others. http://www.vhemt.org "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

hexadecimal. He's the nicest guy. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

That's not the only thing. God, I love Steak & Shake! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

I kinda like it. Is it hot in here or just me? "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech

Nice! Almost as good as: Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck! Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip? Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping? Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip? Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice. Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special. Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick? Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that. Mr. Pink: Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long fucking time and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times. Mr. Blonde: Six times. Well, what if she's too fucking busy? Mr. Pink: The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. Nice Guy Eddie: Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee. MR. PINK: Jesus Christ - I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage. And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy. MR. BLUE: You don't care they're counting on your tips to live? (Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.) MR. PINK: You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. MR. WHITE: You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job. MR. PINK: So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They're servin ya food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bullshit. MR. WHITE: Waitressing is the number one occupation for female noncollege graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips. MR. PINK: (pauses) Fuck all that. (They all laugh.) MR. BROWN: Jesus Christ! MR. PINK: Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're giving me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fuckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin' surprise. MR. ORANGE: Hey - he's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. EDDIE: Hey! Leave the dollars there. *Andrew kinda reminds me of Mr. Pink "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech