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    I regularly jump a Sabre 135 &150 and Nitro & Nitron 150. I like the Sabres for the positive opening and the Nitro/n for the flat glide. Both fly nicely even in line twists. If the Sabre had the glide of the Nitron, I would consider the combo the perfect WS canopy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    This one 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I have the same design from a different company. It is comfortable in any climate. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Dude, ever consider why your friends ask you to hang out with them? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Sounds like he wanted more time to look at your handy work a little closer. Must know quality when he sees it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The only considerate smokers are the ones that don't exhale. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Yeah I do it was released last summer. I think I wrote x-bird on the order form... or something like that. You stirring the pot? Glen, stir the pot??? Never. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Make sure you show how the planes are held together by duct tape, how bad the farts smell on the way to altitude, and how kewl the wingsuiters are. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Mudflap mount works as well. I use it in wingsuiting. Doesn't matter where your legs are, the mudflap is always in the same place. I also use a wrist mount for canopy flight. If I'm fighting line twists, my hands are on the risers with the alti in view. After deploying way too low, maintaining altitude awareness is a high priority.
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    Just for Shah

    monkycndo replied to billvon's topic in The Bonfire

    OK Dude you look like and EGG with a face That is what makes him oh so attractive to the size 8 woman. The high protein/low carb diet. Eggs fit within their plan. Just sayin'. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    1. Try this in the Video/Photog forum. 2. Contact Laszlo 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Looks like it was designed by Dr. Seuss. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Just from one "source". #2 sounds about right per the post you quoted. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Hey! Monkey, I had nothing to do with that! Was waiting for you to chime in. Nope, you are off the hook. This weekend we were flocking with some nice tempting puffies in the area. So we started joking that the base kept getting distracted like the dogs in the movie "UP". Every time his head moved to look at a possible puffy of opportunity, we thought "SQUIRREL". We knew there was always the chance that if one got close enough, the base would lead the flock in that direction. We had some absolutely fantastic flights. On the flight in question, I was stacked right over the base when he took off to get over the top of one. Even though I knew it was coming, I fell into the burble losing altitude and all my speed. He made it over, I made it through the puffy. When I landed, I told him of getting burbled. He laughed his ass off and said "SQUIRREL"!. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I agree on the verticals. Had some fun at All of the Above this last weekend. Word of warning. Make sure the base knows not to go chasing squirrels. That burble is a bitch. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I had an issue with stowing the excess as well. Was shown the method described by koppel and it works great. No extra tools required. I fold the extra line length in half and the bulk makes it easier to push through with the line well contained within the keeper. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    But then this site would be like Facebook. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Hollow bones, feathers and wings is the first thing that comes to mind...... Loic or lurch being the second best answer.. *golf clap* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Wingsuiters love CReW dawgs. You make great targets to fly past.
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    Good info in this forum. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Had a friend who loved offshore fishing. He got a small dog that was a yippppper yapper. We suggested a name of Chum. He didn't find it funny. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Your first landing will tell the real tale. Don't you mean first "controlled crash-ass slide-cloud of dust-stand up quickly and hide the pain" landing? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    No talent required.
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    What about taffeta? It makes me feel so pretty. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Easy, are you a skinny jeans type of guy or do you have a sack? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity