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Skydive Oregon will be having the All of the Above boogie August 27-29. Ed normally has some demo suits available. It is a fantastic event with plenty of birds to flock with or get individual coaching. http://www.skydiveoregon.com/calendar.php 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Should be fine. Better chance she has no teeth. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I will have some Tonysuit and Phoenix-Fly suits available for demo for experienced birds. For those interested in trying a specific model of wingsuit, please PM me with model and your height & weight. If I don't have one in my current inventory, I will see if I can get it for you. Sorry, no V3s are available for demo. I should have a tent set up near the pea pit with the suits and plenty of shade. Stop by and rest a spell. First Flight Courses will be available on a first come/first serve basis. Any time I am not teaching, I will be organizing flocks. I'll be arriving late afternoon on the 28th and staying until mid day on the 1st. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I don't think they are unimportant, but I don't believe they tell the whole story. However, a blank profile yields no information whatsoever. Why have you not completed yours? If nothing else it may add to your credibility (or not, probably, in my case). Before I take anyone's advice here on the interweb, I tend to do a little research about them to know if they are heads up or full of shit. Posted jump numbers and time in sport can be accurate, or not. It took me only a bit of lurking to find those I trust for advice and those that are a waste of time in reading their posts. Number of jumps and time in sport were not the only criteria I used. It is very easy to determine that people such as the Bytch have been around a while and know a little something useful about this sport. And have seen enough stupid shit to hopefully help prevent that same stupid shit from happening to someone else. I'm a firm believer in learning from other peoples' mistakes without having to feel the pain myself. I have felt enough already, be it a broken ankle or the loss of friends. I've only been here about 5 years and know enough that I have so much more to learn. Yet I have been accused by the over testosteroned-madskilz-above average newer jumper of being a crusty old skygod for calling their actions to be foolhardy. Sigh. Man I feel old. Now got off my lawn. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I wonder if he saw the video we shot? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Looks like there should be plenty of fun for us late arrivers.

Not funny. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Twardo can't talk without incriminating himself. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Damn you, you tricked me into going into the DB Cooper thread. That place is full of crazies even scarier than those that post in SC. *Shudder* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Use KY, good for lots of things. One of them isn't window putty! Sounds like you have history with that. No wonder your wife does all the chores around your house. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

That's a rather sexist comment don't ya think? There are female pilots. And don't forget the Rainbow skydivers. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I carry two of them on my person at all times. You are the only person I have ever seen with holsters sewn into his container. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Masturbate. Much better way to relieve that pent up energy. Will make your posts that much shorter since you will be typing with one hand.

Grew up in "the box", and have been to that flea market a LONG time ago. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Other than some members of Pieces of 8, I think we are all armed. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Got an address for that flea market? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Use KY, good for lots of things. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Do you write books for a living? We are skydivers with very sort attention spans. A nice short response works. And welcome to the forums. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

It's great to have non-drinking skydivers. Just means there is a designated driver available for beer runs. B-double E double R U-N beer run B-double E double R U-N beer run all we need is a ten and five-er, a car and key and a sober driver. B-double E double R U-N beer run 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Once again Kallend, you are wrong. We do read the instructions. We just choose to ignore them. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

And now that the feds are monitoring all websites, expect a knock on your door by the po po. And no, I'm kidding and don't want this thread to go to SC. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Not my photos, but some nice shots taken from the ground for a demo jump prior to the firework show. I'm partial to shots 13-18. Thanks Ward. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Yep, tried it on. It looked like a yarmulke. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

If you have an AAD that has a designated lifespan, sell it. It is just losing money. Buy a new one when you get back. Keep the rest of the gear. It has already depreciated the most and replacing it will be expensive. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Spot, we of the large melon club have limited choices. Bonehead run larger, so does the FreeZr and the Cookie Gas does as well. I have the Mamba and it is pretty quite. I can bring it to SLC if you want to try it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity