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So Pierre had just joined the French foreign legion and his first duty "In country" was to make a very long camel ride across the desert to deliver mail to a distant outpost. The ride was just beyond how long a camel could go without drinking water along the way. The Commandant told the new recruit to talk to Achmed the camel herder for a method to get the camel to drink extra water so as to make the journey safely. So off goes Pierre. Upon finding the camel pen, Pierre asks Achmed to show him the trick. Achmed takes Pierre's camel to the water trough and the camel starts to slurp down water. During this time, the camel herder picks up two big rocks and stands just behind the camel as it drinks. Just as the camel is completely full up and about to finish drinking, Achmed takes the two rocks and knocks them together on the unsuspecting camel's testicles. The camel is so surprised, it gulps down a bunch more water that will allow Pierre to make the journey. Achmed says, "And that is how it's done. Pierre is almost in shock and says, "Man, that has got to hurt". The camel herder replies, "Only if you catch your fingers in between the rocks". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

There is a forum for cameras and video, you will get lots of answers there. But I bet they will be answers you won't like. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I must have missed the picture of the cutaway system. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

A riser slap can knock the camera off the side of the helmet. For fear of losing a GoPro by having it get knocked off, some have used a tether to keep the camera from being lost once it is knocked off. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I think you missed the most likely option. It was obviously the FANS fault. There have not been nearly enough posts on here about people loving THEIR team. Otherwise, their team would have won. Go local sports team and/or college. ra 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

A full face not only depends on the measurement of your melon, but the shape. The only two full faces that fit me when I was looking was the BH Mamba and Paratec FreeZr. Both in XL. None of the other full faces fit even though the size guide said so because I could not get them to comfortably fit over my chin, if they even went over it at all. This included the Z1. I haven't had a chance to try the new Cookie G2, but have heard great things about it and that it works for members of the freakishly large head club. Try before you buy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Hey boinky, nice tits. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

As told to me by a wise lady, there is nothing wrong with butterflies. The trick is to get them to all fly in the same direction. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Contact JayR, he has done it for some folks. He mentions it in the thread about the NEX a few threads down. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

So what you are saying is that you won't give up two pussies to get just one. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Square 1 makes two different mounts, drop in or laying flat. Simple and nice design. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I knew someone who had a list but could never find anyone that filled the requirements. Finally came to the conclusion, "close enough, fuck it". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I'll be there wednesday morning.

In the corn? I thought you were supposed to spot for the reserve. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

You didn't mention if the old ladies are bigger or smaller than size 8. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

K-Bob. After every student jump(successful or not), he would to be wearing a huge smile that made you feel like you accomplished something special, which included my student jumps with him. A true class act. I learned a lot about how to be a coach by just watching him. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I have made both the angled and flat style. They work great and are real easy to install/remove without having to deal with the velcro. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

That would be me. Have had several students with over 200 jumps but not within the 18 months. I've seen what can happen when you disregard standards. It's best to learn from others mistakes. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

First on the list is a day off. Then, traveling to enjoy some time with the fam and to enjoy some nice jumps in good weather. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I jump with mine attached. There is no reason to disconnect your RSL just for wearing a WS. I just had a chop due to a diving line twist. I use the one hand per handle method. The RSL still beat me. I'd rather land a reserve with line twists instead of one at line stretch. Nylon over my head sooner rather then later is my preference. And the EPs in the video looked fine to me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

If you are sending out shite, I'll keep my address thank you. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Not quite correct there Martini, just stopped listening to you. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I bought a '94 Talon that was a closet queen for a bunch of years. The harness was a bit stiff and it squeaked at the hip rings. After putting about 50 jumps on it, the squeaking stopped. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I use Brian's method. The other benefit besides preventing a possible horseshoe is that it is another way to make sure your pilot chute is cocked. If it is not cocked, you won't be able to move the bridle to the outer edge of the PC to start folding it. One time I got distracted during packing to answer a question. When I came back, forgot to cock the PC. It wasn't until trying to fold it that I discovered the mistake. I credit Brian's method with saving me a pretty sure chance of a reserve ride. If you are concerned with the short and fat problem, just beat the hell out of the BOC flatten it out. The spandex on my rig is still nice and tight. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Your ground launching can help with your canopy skills close to the ground, but does nothing to prepare for the possibility/likelyhood of an unstable deployment when you start wingsuiting. Downsizing, changing canopy and adding wingsuiting all at the same time is not something I would suggest. Knowing how your canopy feels as it inflates is important so you can focus on wingsuiting, not whether you will be fighting linetwists on opening. Shorter lines will have an impact. I have many jumps on Nitro/Nitron 150s loaded at ~1.45for WS. Line twists on those were just a nuisance. I recently downsized to a 135 and those same linetwists had me spinning on my back resulting in a cutaway. The more heavily loaded canopy responds more quickly to input, leaving less time to respond when that input was not intentional. I really enjoy how the 135 flies, but am considering only using it for belly jumps and staying with the 150. The pilot is a good canopy for wingsuiting, but I would suggest the 168 and wait until you have some experience both in the suit and under the larger canopy before you consider downsizing. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity