monkycndo

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  1. If you stopped smokin' so much shit, you wouldn't suffer from CRS. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. For those us with a large melon, a Z1 fits like a yarmulke. Both the G2 and the Revolve will fit a large head. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  3. Become a male prostitute. With the extra cash, get both. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. if anyone is wondering...that guy is me! =D FIFY 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  5. I follow the same basic steps as Spot on a WS jump. I prefer to have the chest strap loose for me to reach down to unzip my leg wing. It is much easier and doesn't induce a harness turn as much. Between each step, I watch for traffic and maintain altitude awareness. If I am close to my hard deck, I will pop my breaks anywhere in the listed sequence to allow time for controllability checks and then EPs if necessary. If all is good, I finish the house keeping. I'm not a dirty low puller so seldom hit hard deck before all the chores are done. And I load my various canopies from 1.4 to 1.6, on Sabres & Nitros and see noticeable improvement in canopy handling with slider lowered and chest strap loosened. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  6. Let's see, finals were performed on a Talon. Margaret works for which company with how many pack jobs on said container? Not that I'm into conspiracies or any thing, but makes you wonder. Either that or Mike got schooled by a girl. Mike, I kid...I kid. Congrats to all participants. Was quite impressive seeing folks out there packing a reserve faster than a lot of folks can pack their main. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. Go local sports team and/or college. um...... ra? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. As someone mentioned during last Safety Day, I'd rather land with line twists than at line stretch. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. Ahhhh, a hopeless romantic. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. Start learning how to pack. Ask someone to help you with your PLFs. Creeper racing. Judge for when the stupid skydiver tricks start. Beer run. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. If the antivirus folks didn't have to hire those low experienced women code writers to get the government contracts, maybe they would produce a better product. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. I have purchased 8 cameras for use in the air. Saying I'm an anti-camera nazi is way off base. I'm a fan of safety. I'm a believer in not having to rewrite the same rules that have already been written in blood. B license, please. Safety course, great idea. Again, want to change the rules, do something about it. Otherwise, the horse is dead, no need to keep beating it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. DJ, just a couple of words of wisdom. JohnMitchell owns weapons and knows how to use them. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. [reply Anyway, why still fighting the debate? You're jumping a camera now. Wendy P. Wendy, because with enough prompting, we might just finally understand and admit that the BSRs only apply to idiot mouth breathers that can't "turn it on and forget it". Instead of having to continually fight this losing argument, they can focus their efforts on being truly baddazz. This will pave the way for the next sub 200 jump wonder to ignore anything they want since those that have gone before have proven it is OK. RS will be that pathfinder. RS, seriously, if you are so concerned with making it acceptable, petition for a change to the SIM. Because the only people on here that are going to agree with you are the other new jumpers that want to strap a camera on their head before 200 jumps. All us "skygods" that keep holding you back do it because we want to keep the skies as safe as possible for our friends. Which include new jumpers that don't know any better. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. RS, you fixed what for me? I mentioned the photo had a GoPro. The rest is your issue. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. Shah, your opinion of the world is a bit sad. When two smart people raise a well adjusted kid that does well in school, it is obviously the kid's looks/gender that will get them hired/promoted. If that's the case, then you bragging about your salary and the company paying for your schooling has got to be only due to you actually being 6'-1", having a 48" chest and 34" waist with 6 pack abs and a full head of curly hair. Either that or you are banging your uni-brow boss that wears sweat pants. Or not. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. A vidiot at the DZ loves his NEX. Said his neck is much better for it and the quality of the image is very nice. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. Ask at the DZ about the psycho pack and the reverse S-fold. They are a different method of getting the parachute in the bag. Or just jump at a desert DZ for the first 50 jumps. With all that dust and grit, the canopy will be much easier to pack. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. I'm sure her driving instructor thought the same thing. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. Nice picture. Interesting that one of the jumpers in the photo is wearing a GoPro. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. Saving a few $ now can cost you BIG $$$$$ when that overloaded F1-11 lands you hard into the ground with medical bills as a result. It won't seem like a bargain then. Wait for the right size/type canopy. Put up an ad in the classifieds here or on the bulletin boards at your DZ in search of a closet queen that someone might sell or rent to you. There are folks out there that will help a new jumper. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. But Top, how can he focus on his skydiving unless his buddy with less than 200 jumps can wear a gopro to capture said skydiving and allow for RS to review those mad skilz of his. I know, I know.....no need to listen to anyone that doesn't agree because we are all skygods trying to hold you back. Seeing that those folks that wear a camera before the jump number minimums will never admit they shouldn't, how many will admit to themselves or even realize that the close call they had was due to the camera. I seriously doubt they will add their experience to the incident list. So yeah, unless there is actual damage(human or gear) which can't be hidden or ignored, there will never be true statistics or detailed examples of incidents/close calls. Just means people do a better job of keeping quiet around the dz about when they fuckup because there is no evidence to catch them and document the incident, unless they are dumb enough to post it on youtube to show their whuffo friends the badazz close call with death. *sigh* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. Wow, that is so trew. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. From the video, it looks like they were way north. Maybe the AFFI wanted to pop the main to give the student(and them) a fighting chance to make it back. Still looks like they landed out. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. Photo? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity