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  1. Worked with a guy that had an occasional hard time with the old #2. He would get two hamburgers from AM/PM. About a half hour later his poo problem was solved. I shit you not. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  2. Nice altimount. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  3. I think that last part is why he is so nervous. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. monkycndo

    D-Day

    I was kinda sorta adopted into a family. Mr. Thorn hit Omaha Beach at H-Hour +6 as a medic. The 3 other medics he trained with landed before he did. He was envious of them in that they would see action before he would. He found out the other three never made it off the sand of the beach. He later went on to be sitting at a cafe to watch when the French "liberated" Paris, was attached to Patton's group for a time and even met up with the Russians after crossing the Elbe. But after that first day of battle, he was never envious of anyone. He was just glad to be who he was. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  5. Yup, think I was standing right next to you. Considered standing behind you for some extra protection. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  6. I want to always be able to feel my handles. During the warm season, I prefer no gloves. When it gets cold enough that my hands might loose sense of touch, I put gloves on so my hands stay warm enough to feel my handles. I know of plenty of folks that always wear gloves so that the feel on their handles is always the same. If you wear gloves, practice on the ground by gripping your handles to make sure you can get a good feel and positive grip. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. If you have enough time to plan, you can be paid up ahead of time. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. If you are looking for a boogie in a tropical location during the winter months, Boogie in Nicaragua is for you. Tsunami Skydiving has been putting on a fantastic event in Belize for seven years. I went in 2010 and had a great time. For 2012, Tsunami Skydiving is holding their yearly boogie in Nicaragua at Barceló Montelimar Beach Resort. Just take a look at the photo gallery. The resort has a gorgeous long and wide beach for a landing area. So you can just walk back to the packing area. That's right, no long van ride just to make a beach jump. If your non-skydiving significant other has been giving you grief because they get bored at boogies because "there is nothing to do," this boogie will make you both happy. The resort has a huge pool, golf, tennis courts, horses to ride, massage service, casino and nightly entertainment. So what's included in the boogie package- Transport from the Managua airport and back, 10 nights stay in a nice private bungalow, 20 skydives out of a Super Grand caravan (21 jumps if you were at this year's Belize event), all beach landings, load organizing for all disciplines, various demo jumps, and...all inclusive, including meals and drinks. That's right, ALL inclusive. Plus a few special dinners to be announced. So start planning your airline tickets. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. And those were the people that knew you. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. monkycndo

    coaches

    During a jump, having a student look over at you and give the biggest shit eating grin because they just nailed it is one reason why I coach. Not sure who was wearing the bigger smile, me or my student. Just something I learned from my first coach. Thanks K-Bob.
  11. And there are those good coaches that still follow the 200 in 18 month requirement. Being current is important when trying a new discipline. That is why the jump number is a requirement for some training programs. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. I bought 13 for the full KA load. Not sure if I still have mine. It was a tracking dive to remember with those boas flapping it the air. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. i think wearing a pink feather boa would be appropriate this weekend. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. Depends. If it is a bullet proof swooper liven the dream who decides to not carry insurance because any injuries will be covered by the hospital since no one can be turned away. Said jumper botches a swoop. No money from me. Now if it is a friend who maybe is underinsured and through no fault of their own has a major accident and will have long term costs. Yep, I'll be chipping in to the kitty. When I broke my leg, my out of pocket expense was $5K for a $30K bill and was off work for 2 months. For a working skydiver, that time with no income and medical bills can be devistating. Yes, they should know the risks, but sometimes the preplanned safety net just isn't big enough. That's when friends come in to help carry some of the load. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  15. So you like to smoke the shit out of the small penis on your bicycle? Interesting ... You, sir, are a god amongst men! No, he is a guy that drives a big car and follows girls riding bicycles. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  16. I'm still tryin to figure out why they made me piss on my phone... didn't realize iPhones had an app for drug testing! They didn't need the drug test. Just wanted to let you know what they thought of the iPhone. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. 2 protecs 1 oldskool pimpdaddy 1 new school pimpdaddy 1 tonfly CC1 for camera 1 Mamba 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. Fish, thanks for the laugh. Needed it.
  19. Other than the cost/time for a repack, what "damage" was done to this hypothetical jumper's rig by pulling the reserve ripcord? If it actually is damaged, hate to see what the jumper will think when he has to damage his rig when he has a mal and pulls his handle. Now actually breaking gear that will need replacement, that is pure vandalism. These two situations are completely different. If it has gotten to the point of pulling handles, this hypothetical jumper is obviously so meatheaded that the only thing they understand is settling things with fists/sledgehammer/etc. Agreed, better for the DZO to have the jumper pack their gear and leave. Then call all surrounding DZs and give them a heads up that the knuckle dragger is no longer allowed at this DZ and why. That way the other DZs can choose if they want their gear damaged as well since that is what can be expected by said jumper if he pulls the same BS at the other DZs requiring additional attitude correction. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. I love it. Just pure WS product and no glory whore chief instructors. I love this company already. So refreshing. They are a new company. Give them a chance to start training coaches. If they are going to copy, might as copy everything. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. Please don't start the whole barrel roll discussion again. It has been beat to death and will hopefully stay dead. But we all can use a reminder to be more aware on break off to watch for others in the sky.
  22. The owner of that jumpsuit is Alex at Hollister. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. She was speaking, didn't notice. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. Bet these folks would love to hear from you. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. I was told it was so that when the slider comes down, the grommet on the slider rides down the smooth side of the link instead of hitting the ridge created by the barrel. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity