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    Strange combination business, Veterinarian/ Taxidermist Business motto - "Either way you get your pet back" 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Where are the boobies? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I don't have any kids, but that had me reaching for a tissue. Thanks for the lift. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    But when they flip over on their back, they don't look quite the same. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    My old red LED is 9 minutes. I only use it as a back up when I have to get up earlier then normal. Even then I tend to wake up a few minutes before it goes off. My internal clock works pretty good for anytime before 4am. I think I have hit the snooze once and that was by accident. Once the eyes open, I have a hard time going back to sleep. Get to see a lot more sun rises that way. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Born the year of the monkey, nickname of monkey ever since I was climbing on the dresser to jump onto the bed(early skydiver and didn't even know it), and my knuckles drag on the ground. So I think I'd go with a monkey. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You deleted Alana's info 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Small world, Worked with someone in San Diego from '88 to '95. While in Las Vegas last year, went to see Blue Man Group. Who ends up sitting right in front of me, same person. Never know when that penny is going to show up, so be nice. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I'm a carnivore, but do appreciate some local grown organic veggies. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Do tell... Here is the site that shows Brian Germain's method to packing a pilot chute. www.bigairsportz.com/pilot-chute.php The first fold can only be done with a PC that has been cocked. If you have a premature deployment, the d bag will extract the bridle and PC instead of the PC being a big lump stuck in the BOC. His method makes the PC short and fat, and can be tighter in some BOCs making for a harder pull. If you use this method, make a couple test pulls on the ground so you don't have a surprise in the air. If you are free flying, the bridle should be protected or have very little exposed between the BOC and main flap. It's always a good idea to have a rigger take a look just to make sure the method will work with your rig. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    monkycndo replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire

    Some are starting to ground launch off of the hills by the landing area. Haven't tried it yet myself. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    My brother and dad both used it for rehab. It was fun watching them make their arms twitch on the "High" setting. The ways they could entertain a little kid. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Congrats on keeping cool and doing your EPs. I tend to jump with newer "A"s and ask for a pin check to reinforce the habit for them. A horseshoe mal is the scariest for me. The way I pack my PC has two benefits. It can only be done with a cocked PC ( no PC in tow) and a premature pin pull will extract the PC, so no horseshoe for me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I live in a 4 plex apartment. One new neighbor parks in my off street spot. One is seldom home, but is courteous when she is. The last gets off work around 2:30 am and always seems to be talking loudly on her cell right outside my window. I live in the 'hood and you can't leave anything outside or it will grow legs. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    2nd car was a 73 Plymouth Valiant. Driving home from Homecoming football game, fell asleep and drove off the road into a deep ditch. Buckled the frame and pushed the engine/tranny off the mounts up against the firewall. Scared the sh!t out of me as I woke up bouncing through the countryside. Came away with only a bruise. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    1st - 67 Beetle (red) 2nd - 73 Plymouth Valiant (gold) 3rd - 70 Beetle (tan) 4th - 70 VW Bus (various shades of green) 5th - 91 Nissan P/U (blue, still have it, feels neglected due to #6) 6th - 2001 VW Passat (green, daily driver) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I just saw his new beta version of AAD. It opens the chute on impact. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    It realy sucks when it is a Great Dane and it has a fondness for your leg. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Ditto. WTF is with this other colored cells off to one side though?? It looks weird! What's wrong with being symmetrical? They are the stabilizers. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Pardon me boy... but isn't that the cat that chewed your new shoes? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    So now you are audible dependent? Not a good thing. j I agree. It is only an aid like the altimeter on my wrist. I use the most reliable device as my primary, my eyes pointed towards the earth. They don't take batteries. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Lost altitude awareness and went a bit low. Scared a couple of people. Bad Sean, bad Sean, no banana that day. Got a Protrack to help remind me not to do that again. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    And we should consider ourselves lucky. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I'm not sure what it is called. First you need a viking helmet with good strong chin strap, an ostrich feather, a dozen chocolate dipped strawberries and a rubber chicken. .........maybe this is TMI. Never mind. Old joke. Does anyone know the speed limit for sex? It is 68. If you do 69, you'll eat it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I've heard of people having problems with Brian's method. It makes the PC short and fat instead of long and thin, but that is the same shape it had when I packed it my old way. If you give the packed PC a good pounding to flatten it out, it extracts more easily. My old Talon container has a BOC cover flap that puts additional pressure on the packed PC. Never had any problems at pull time. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity