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  1. monkycndo
    Yes, I'll be leading us all in a study of that passage that talks about the wages of sin. By Sunday morning we should all be feeling said wages quite intensely. Do you mean our own wages or those of others? I just want to be ready to do the proper feeling. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Me too. Me three I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I call *cough* bullshit *cough*. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The worst part about bruising a tailbone is that very few people will offer to kiss it to make it feel better. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Well, lets go to the video tape. *from the little voice in the back of my head* What happens at LP stays at LP. And on second thought, no one wanted to see it the first time. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    But just bring out some booze and he starts offering lap dances. I couldn't drink tea for a month for fear of seeing a tea bag. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I'm a January baby. So 40 weeks prior means my mom was in the easter spirit of humping like a bunny. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Besides, there is always creeper racing to fill the time. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Hey Dom, I think Iwan found a good candidate for you to cuddle with. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Let me guess, at band camp? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    How many are you talking about? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Yes Mom. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    With me soon to be out of work, had considered going on a boogie blow out. Lots of traveling and jumping. Then my car decided it needed some attention to the tune of $2000.00. OUCH. I think I'll be staying a little closer to home with my feet off the ground a bit less often. At least Byron is close and already budgeted.
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    And how is that different then any other day? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. monkycndo
    I got a bottle of tequila at home that needs a job. I'll stop by Trader Joe's and pick up some cherries. Just about a week to stew the flavors together.
  15. monkycndo
    My brother puts dried cherries into tequila. Man are the cherries good on cheese cake and the tequila has a nice flavor. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I've been there. I already had my toggles out on the main when I realized I had two out. Started as a side by side. Since the toggles were still set on the reserve. the main pulled ahead and the reserve just tucked in behind as a biplane. The reserve acted a little like a drogue chute slowing me down. I was ready to chop if it had gone downplane instead. It was stable to fly. Steered it gingerly with the toggles and put it down safely. Still PLF'd just to make sure I didn't break myself. It was a weird feeling having 346sf of canopy over my head. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I was listening in on a conversation about locations to put glo sticks. Arms and legs were good and would normally be vertical in orientation, but these would not give you any idea if a person was heading towards or away from you. They suggested one on the chest strap mounted horizontally. That way, if you see a horizontal glo stick, that shadow ahead of you is heading towards you. They also put the flashlight/strobe on their helmet with the flashlight facing forward and slightly up.They would turn it on in freefall. That way it was ready to check the canopy on opening. Made sense to me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    After making a dive with her and seeing the way she flew, I always suspected she was hiding the big red "S" she was wearing on here chest. Now lets see if she can make it all the way over the building in a single bound. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    *Thought bubble, thought bubble* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You say that like it's a bad thing. Following the Bill Clinton line of answering, define sick and bad. Could be a compliment, or not. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. monkycndo
    What have you boys been up to? You have a sick mind. He just reminded me to be happy.
  22. monkycndo
    Me too, thanks Nick.
  23. monkycndo
    I can hear it now. The pilot saying to the co-pilot. "So you don't think I can fit it in there? Just watch me!" 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. monkycndo
    Give him the RELAX signal. **Threadjack alert** Dave, every time I see you in your new helmet, I can't help but think of that Norman Rockwell painting of the kid with the towel around his head because he has a tooth ache. And now back to our scheduled program 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. monkycndo
    :6:0 5 sit fly and 1 RW I think I'll change my name to Corky. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity