nerd137

BAWAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!! Geez...more PMs today. So, what's the tally up to?

Excuse? Who needs an excuse to be single?

Is it me? Or has this topic been thoroughly beaten to death already? Jesus. Do a search for previous moan-and-groan "poor men" discussions and post your gripe there. [deep annoyed sigh]

[sigh] Agreed!

Yes.

Wow. And that was your first experience, huh? That sux. I can't tell you how thankful I am that my parents never directly caught me doing anything sexual. But, truth be told, it wasn't pretty when they did find out I wasn't a virgin...even though it was like 3 years after I first got laid.

LOL - what happened next?

Doubt that. I was 15, her name was Caryn, and it was in her mom's Accord in the back parking lot for Souplantation. (After hours.) And I vaguely recollect posting this information somewhere on this site before. Hmmmm.....

You might try toning down your speech a little bit then.

That was a long senior year!

Ooh, this one is spicier than the last one! ( ) Had an irish car bomb ( x) Given oral sex ( x) Received oral sex ( ) Jumped at more than 5 dz ( ) Crashed a rental car ( ) Totalled a car ( x) Broken a bone (well, cracked) ( x) Been drunk dialed ( x) Drunk dialed someone ( x) Masturbated in a public setting ( x) Had sex in a public setting ( ) Have completed a marathon ( x) Have lied to your boss ( x) Played hookie from school ( x) Played hookie from work ( x) Taken Public transportation to work ( x) Have eaten ethiopian food ( x) Kissed a member of the same sex ( x) Owned a dog ( x) Owned a cat ( x) Owned a bird ( ) Played a sport in HS ( x) swam ( ) Post whored before having sex ( ) Post whored instead of having sex ( x) Stolen a lighter ( x) Purchased a water pipe ( x) Wore women's underwear (Bra's are underwear, right?) ( x) Wore men's boxers ( ) Set something on fire accidentally ( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day ( ) Pulled your reserve ( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run ( ) Have eaten bugs ( x) Riden a motorcycle ( ) Riden a Segway ( ) Piloted a sailboat ( x) Purchased something on-line ( x) Met someone from dz.com ( ) Slept with someone from dz.com ( x) Lied to your SO ( ) Photo copied your butt ( ) Photo copied your breasts ( x) Cheated on a test

Well said, my friend.

Ok, Ah-nuld.

Good luck getting any straight men to respond!

Hmm...I guess that knocks you out of the contest. Too bad! Why haven't you been jumping? What're you waiting for?

(X) Smoked a cigarette (X) Drank so much you threw up ( ) Crashed a friend's car ( ) Stolen a car (X) Traveled in a stolen car - my contribution (X) Been in love (X) Been dumped (X) Shoplifted (X) Been laid off/fired (X) Quit your job (X) Been in a fist fight (X) Had another person's blood on you (X) Snuck out of your parent's house (X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ( ) Been arrested (X) Gone on a blind date (X) Lied to a friend (X) Skipped school (X) Seen someone die (X) Been to Canada ( ) Been to Mexico (X) Been on a plane (X) Been lost (X) Been on the opposite side of the country (X) Gone to Washington, DC (X) Swam in the ocean (X) Felt like dying ( ) Cried yourself to sleep ( ) Played cops and robbers ( ) Recently colored with crayons ( ) Sang karaoke (X) Paid for a meal with only coins - does coffee and cigarettes count? (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (X) Made prank phone calls... (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue ( ) Danced in the rain (X) Written a letter to Santa Claus (X) Been kissed under the mistletoe (X) Watched the sun rise set with someone you care about (X) Blown bubbles (X) Made a bonfire on the beach ( ) Crashed a party (X) Gone roller-skating (X) Ice-skating ( ) Stole traffic signs (X) Been in a car accident (X) Watched porn (X) Cheated on someone (X) Been skinny dipping

Well, now if that isn't a massive understatement...

SEE! Once again, intent was hard to read. Hey, Rosa, you're pretty.

Okay, okay....this is being blown way out of proportion, Rosa. Maybe I should have stuck a smiley face at the end of my post to indicate that I was just harassing him out of good natured fun. (Sometimes intent can be difficult to read on an internet message board, I know.) But, really, isn't it kinda funny that he was asking for her name when it was right there? (

Well then. I stand corrected.

Dude, I hate to point out the obvious, but if you click one of the links to her Maxim photos which were posted earlier in this thread, her name's right there. Edited to add: