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    Tell me the combo, and I'll check. You can trust me. Ask anyone, here. To late, I think I saw the locker go up for sale on "Storage Wars" "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Almost forgot that I have a motorcycle. After I take the wife for a ride, I can take the wife for a ride... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Well, at least these days you might be able to get the Cyprus at a steep discount. Curse you auto-correct!!! "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Sorry to hear that.... ***"have sex with a member of the opposite sex." Patience Amazon calls this place "goat-fucker land." Maybe I should have said "have sex with something less furry"? "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    The reason I say third thing is because 1st thing is have a beer, 2nd thing is have sex... Though I'm not getting out of jail, it just feels like that is where I've been for the last year. Other wise I guess number 2 would be "have sex with a member of the opposite sex." Stupid rig needs a new Cyprus and a repack. I will have to wait a couple of weeks before I do my recurrency dive... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Enders Game

    jgoose71 replied to Amazon's topic in The Bonfire

    I just got through reading the book. It was a Hugo Award winner and also did not suck. I hope the movie does it justice
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    Ouch! That one stings a little in light of the other thread. Perfect timing Whinny-ass pussy liberals get medals in the army too, as stated above. Difference being, they never volunteer for the hard jobs, and are often volun-told. Then we have to give them medals to sooth their tears when all is said and done. Usually a couple of these get filed along the way... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    After reading his rant, I would suspect he got his purple heart for a paper cut while writing reports on how American soldiers shouldn't be allowed to shoot their guns on the battle field. So purple hearts are devalued based on the political affiliation of the person receiving it? In today's military, all awards are. I received an Achievement Medal for fighting my way out of an ambush in Afghanistan in '04. Shortly after receiving the Medal, I went through my service record to verify accuracy and someone else's Achievement Medal made it into my service record by mistake. It was for stocking vending machines on a boat. In today's military, everyone gets a medal. What you get it for depends on your job. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    After reading his rant, I would suspect he got his purple heart for a paper cut while writing reports on how American soldiers shouldn't be allowed to shoot their guns on the battle field. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    So is that the "Skydiver Test?" Someone yells "Hey asshole!" and you respond you pass? On another note, the guy in the original did go on a hate filled rant where he labeled people he didn't agree with as "Extremist" and what not. That is the Modus Operandi for the left, so yes, he is where he belongs. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    I said "...for the children..." That's supposed to be the end all be all argument. Time to throw laws and common sense out the window and go for full knee-jerk reactions. If you don't, it means you hate children. Why do you hate children? "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    How about the owners of the plant? Do you think it's right that they come in, make a mess, then walk away? While the court battle rages on, more carcinogens get to seep into the ground. If it was big oil, coal, or any other "dirty industry" they would be going after the company CEO's assets that were protected by filing bankruptcy "for the greater good". And filing for bankruptcy doesn't get you off the hook for fines levied by the EPA to clean up messes. They need to go in, guns blazing, knock this dirt bag to the ground, take his house and sell it to pay for the mess he made... ...for the children... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Well, they do have the authority to drum up this kind of response though: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/11/epa-facing-fire-armed-raid-alaska-mine/?page=all Since the collapsed solar panel company is allowing cancer causing agents to slowly seep into the Colorado water tables, don't you think this kind of response is warranted? "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Honestly, I've met a lot of liberal support personnel. However, I've yet to meet a liberal SEAL, Force Recon dude, ODA Team member, Combat Controller, or any other person of that nature. And I've worked with a lot of them. If there out there, they are as rare as Unicorns.
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    Um- yes, actually they do. U.S. Marines, no matter what their MOS is are always infantry first. Or at least they were when I was in the military. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Unless you were a Seal, I probably know more about the Seals than you do. I've also been at sea on 2 carriers (including trap landing and catapult take-off), I've spent a week at Fort Knox on an Army officer training exercise, and flown with the Air Force. My son spent 8 years in the 82nd Airborne including a tour in Iraq. And at the end of this month I shall be a guest of honor at the Chicago Navy/Marine Corps birthday ball. So stick your stupid stereotypes where the Sun doesn't shine. Which force were you a member of. Nice Resume'! I'm fairly impressed. Got to say, I'm not. I've known Yeomen to do more (Yeomen to be the epitome of paper pushing "support" personnel for the navy) P.S. Navy already had it's ball at the beginning of the month. You gonna be a date for a marine on Nov 10? "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Then the GOOD ones should do ALL that they can to police their own force and get rid of these SHITS.... It's Their JOB to protect the public even from the inside. Liberals gave LEO's collective bargaining, and now all the shit cops have the best lawyers union money can buy. If you can't get rid of a shit cop, thank a Democrat. Silly troll. Trix are for kids. In your 3+ decades of workings with the law i would LOVE to hear why you think we can't fire shit cops... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    It does set precedent though . . . What would you dooo oooo ooooh for a Klondike Bar I was thinking more along the line of the Meatloaf song: and I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, oh no, I won't do that "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    The Colorado based solar panel firm Abound took stimulus money, went bankrupt, then left a toxic mess for the tax payer to clean up. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/31/bankrupt-solar-panel-firm-took-stimulus-money-left-toxic-mess-says-report/ So can I now ask Liberals if they would like a cup of "Solar Panel Water" to drink? "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    I was thinking champagne and caviar. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Just remember, if you impeach Obama, or if he resigns, we are left with "Crazy Joe" for a president. Pick your poison. "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    I beg to differ counselor. This is not a court of law. Its not even a mediation.
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    Huh -- I thought guys liked the hairless look these days Wendy P. Umm..., ya..., Ok..., uhhh..., you got me... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Obama blows Muslim goats! Bush rules!!! There, that should make this thread a little more "Speaker's Corner." "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything
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    Why would you want to know that? He was trying to make a joke. If you think he is funny, maybe you will use him as your lawyer when you sue the government for violating hippo's...