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Mark it up as 'repaired' or 'returned' goods??? Just an idea, dont flame me... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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Didnt you post this yesterday too? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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I've just spent 3 weeks in the field eating the British rations (worse than MRE, believe me..) anyway...hang on... I've just realised I dont want to see this post through to its conclusion. Lets just say I know what a Wolf feels like after it eats rocks.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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If you could only have one condom the rest of your life
GeordieSkydiver replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
A re-usable one? Worn out? Icky? Large?? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk -
If you could only have 1 condiment for the rest of your life
GeordieSkydiver replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
Maybe they said it twice? It kinda had me wondering too... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk -
If you could only have 1 condiment for the rest of your life
GeordieSkydiver replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
Any ranch is good ranch, but subway ranch for their salads is pretty good. Is this acceptable? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk -
If you could only have 1 condiment for the rest of your life
GeordieSkydiver replied to Girlfalldown's topic in The Bonfire
Ranch. Mainly cos its hard as hellto get over here. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk -
....uh...then BLOW CHUNKS! I probably won't watch cuz I have a sensitive gag reflex and I'd mostlikely ask you to hold my hair back as I join you...ruh roh ya know - something about this thread just disturbed me. Was it the vision of these lot blowing that fat kid from the goonies? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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PCU. and it sucked. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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Does that mean you'll actually have to work? What do you do? Except surf the midget porn? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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Say anything. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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Jay and silent bob stike back. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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Here's one... "We are, your camera...." Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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You had rations on E and E?? Lucky bugger. We had to eat what we caught. ie not much. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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My friend really loved her kittens too. Even the one she tumble dried. Talk about fluffy coat. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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The true story of the three bears.
GeordieSkydiver replied to GeordieSkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table,it was Momma Bear who put the [ah em!]' cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time." "I HAVEN'T MADE THE F*#*ING PORRIDGE YET !!" Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk -
WOW... I was just booting up my computer, watching tv and I saw something on it that made me think of unconditional love, and how it has to be the best thing ever. Then I come to DZ.com and this thread is up... I was also eating a blueberry muffin, which may or may not be connected. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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HAHAHAH Excellent. The scary part is, MRE's are an improvement on the field rations us Brits get... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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0900hrs New years day, Gran Canaria. Landed on the beach, quick repack and off to the airport to catch a flight back to the UK. Since then nothing. I'm going cold turkey. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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Had to name more than 1, in no particular order. 1. You belong to me. Dylan. 2. Rush. Big Audio Dynamite. 3. Angel. Sarah McLachlan. 4. Basketcase. Green day. 5. The Cross. Prince. (pretty much anything by Prince in this era, ie Sign o' the times) Ask me in two weeks and I'll probably mention a different 5 songs! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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I had this as my answer machine message for a short while, I stopped getting messages for some reason... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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I love movie quotes. "dodge this" Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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Awesome talent, reminds me of my time in Canada, great place, great people, great times, I miss those days. Her remix album is among my favourites. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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Emphuriabrava in February
GeordieSkydiver replied to GeordieSkydiver's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Cheers Pablo, nice one. Whens the turbine back at Peterlee? Is there one for a 'boogie' planned? I sold my flat up there, so I dont get up very often now... But I have just bought a campervan.... lol. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk -
Happy Bithday petal!! I hope you had a great day!