GeordieSkydiver

Oh shit, that was a joke... See, i told you my sense of humour sucked. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

You didn't even read my post, or you would know my name is Lee. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I think that too sometimes, I figure its just like real life though, people have to get to know you a little before they post up. Either that or my sense of humour sucks. Watch this thread die now.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Nope. Occasionally bad boy too. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Obviously you missed the bit where he said *note : spellings are more or less phonetic* Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

heilig Scheiss Fliegenmausman. Can you guess this one? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Du bist ein grosse pimmelkopf. Not you, obviously. I have some great English/German swearwords that dont really translate well, but they are funny. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Whaaa? I was 9, gimme a break.... So you're saying that you want me to call you a "boy"? erm... is there an answer I can give that wont be misconstrued? Actually, I prefer good boy.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Whaaa? I was 9, gimme a break.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Believe it or not, thats one of the reasons I chose California. Cool DZ's, tunnel and weather. Oh, that and the fact that it rocked!! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Its ok, I was joking about being hurt, the truth is, jokes like that only hurt if they are true, and that one isn't, although I understand how the British have developed a reputation for that... I was in California last year, working near Ridgecrest (China lake naval base). I was jumping in California city, with Bob Celaya. Big fun! I am hoping to emigrate to California at some point. Oh we rib each other mercilessly, I just didn't know the USAF motto, so I missed the joke... doh. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Huh? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I'm in the British army, so its a some point every month. I have pictures to prove... The bad teeth one hurt though. Right through to my dentures. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Once, ok once.....when I was about 9 yrs old, the ice cream van stopped right outside my house, my mum gave me some money and an order and I was so excited I put on the closest pair of shoes to me. Yes, they were high heels, no I couldn't run. I learnt a vaulable lesson that day. "Check to see if any friends from school are at the van before wearing your mum's high heels." Of course, when I say 9 years old I mean 15. To answer your question, a guy wouldn't chase another guy wearing high heels, well, maybe in Brighton. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

It'd be a combination of the first two. I dont really know as it's never *cough* happened to me. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Because if they didn't it wouldn't be a scary movie would it? Picture it... A woman hears a sound on the porch. She opens the door and look outside. There's a man there wearing a ski mask, she kicks off her high heels, slips on her pumps, goes out, kicks him straight in the swingers. He goes down, she phones 911, end of movie. Not very scary. If you think running in high heels is hard, you should try chasing someone running in high heels. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

"getawaytefuckyeebastard" This is a common Glasweigan swearword. Often heard around closing time outside pubs. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Whats the hardest thing about Telemarting? Telling your dad you're gay. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Random people are soooo hard to find though. You never know where their gonna be.

Are you trying to get me to commit to a purchase already? Damn you estate agents work quick... Thats fine. Thank you...

I'd been out all day on my Honda Fireblade doing silly speeds with some friends. They couldn't keep up in the twistys so we stop a my favourite knee down corner to talk about race line and the quickest way in and out of the corner (I'm sure bike riders will understand...) Anyway after about 20 minutes of chatting I decide to demonstrate the perfect knee down line. I enter the corner a little too fast, start my braking a little too late, tyres a little too cold, with a little too much bravado and lose the front wheel at approx 90mph. I'm sliding alog on my ass, alongside my bike towards a oncoming car. Luckily, he stops, the bike misses him, hits the verge and does a cartwheel into the ditch. I slide feet first under the car. I stop just as my helmet hits the bumper. I'm on my feet in 12 nano seconds, checking if they are ok (litigation right?) The bike was a mess, tail fairing screwed and I broke my wrist. The worst thing was, the last words I spoke before I set off to demo the corner... "watch this" Man I coulda dug a hole right there and then. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Happy birthday, that story gave me goosebumps.

Do you know the strength of the pound over the dollar at the moment? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Ok, so when I'm done in the miltary (6 more years) I'm 95% sure i'm gonna emigrate to the US of A, probably California. What I'm wondering is if it is worth it or feasable to buy some property over there now (I'm in England) and just rent it out. Has anyone got any expierence of this or any information I could use? Thanks in advance.

Bugger, my camper van is off the road this week, so no travelling up north for me. I need to jump...its been over a month... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk