GeordieSkydiver

I love Cal city and the guys there. I´m gonna take a trip up there when I´m at Perris this April.

Yes, I´m English. There are a few of us lurking on here. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

You belong to me: Dylan Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

about 6ft. AGL. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Hell I cant go more than a day without talking about it. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I try to hard to keep others happy instead of myself. Although I'm getting better at this.

hahahaha. Now THAT i'd like to see... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Thats just a lame ass song they sing, the real use of 'sound off' is simple accounting for personell, oh and paragear have misquoted. We knew what you meant anyway..... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Thats when you begin the count.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Sorry Kelly, but its 'sound off'. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

People can talk while doing this? I once shouted "who does number 2 work for?" in a public toilets in Lake Louise, Canada. I mistakingly thought my buddy was in one of the other 20 occupied cubicles. Nobody laughed. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

HOW TO KILL AN EEL Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit aabout courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother. Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick.... a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST! anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes grew big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake! "Anyway", sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by bitting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go... I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by laying on the top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel... I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats.... they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet. Mother fainted. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Were we just transported to "pervyadultsexgames.com or what? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

When a 'whuffo' asks whuffo? and you just smile and walk away..... If they dont know I ain't telling em... Curiousity never hurt anyone.... oh wait... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Yeah, I had to phone my g/f and tell her i had to work late. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I actually got arrested by the police in a back alley at 2am taking a wizz while talking on the phone. The policeman was kinda peeved that I ignored him.......well I had to finish.....both my call and my pee. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

That'll be Bad Lipsringer(?) then eh? I did my FJC on SL there in 91, on rounds. I landed on the golf course once and in the trees behind the rugby club but before the autobahn once too. I saw my arse that day. I'd like to jump there again one day. Anyway, you know why they call it "golf"?? Because the word "shit" was taken. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Yeah, I loved Cal city. Big thanks to Bob Celeya for getting me back in the air, and to Van for showing me how short a run up his Cessna needs to take off. Quote: "1, 2, 3 and up!!!" Thats Van from full throttle, releasing the brakes and leaving the runway, 3 seconds and about 200ft later. With 2 on board. STOL modification anyone? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Go to the Irish bar just off Orchard, for a quiet drink. Hook up with some USMC guys on shore leave. Have a drinking competion from 11am. Drink them all under the table. Somehow manage to get yourself, your baggage thats in storage, and your passport to the airport on time. Wake up with the worlds biggest hangover on approach to Heathrow. Imediately drink 4 cans of coke and bottle of water. The guy next to you may tell you that he thought you were dead at this point. Stand at baggage collection at Heathrow wondering if you actually put your bags on the plane. Be amazed as they turn up, somehow against all odds. Act suprised when your girlfriend turns up to collect you and wonders why you smell and look like you were drinking 15 hours solid. Sleep for a day or two. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

How about 'token foreign dude"??? I'm not foreign, I'm English. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Yeah I use JD for headaches..... It gives me them. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

British soldiers used to get rationed a half pint of rum everyday... .......hic..... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Has anyone ever had a book, preferably a novel, published? I've been writing one for a while now, although I've been pretty lazy recently. (for like 2 years...) I just wondered if anyone had any expeirence in this area. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

WTF is a booty call? Booty PM.....I mean PM sent! Er,..... I'm English what can I say? Thanks, I got clued up on msn too... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

WTF is a booty call? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk