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    Lips and stuff. Chickens have lips? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    The gear and rigging forum would be a great place to start.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    On my final interview to join the army I had just came from visiting my friend in the hospital who had been stabbed in the stomach the night before. I was with him when it happened, and after I saw him, it kinda hit home, I had some sort of delayed shock reaction. I was almost on the verge of tears for the whole interview and couldn't answer a straight question. I'd aced the previous 3 interviews and tests and one of the recruiters asked me what was wrong just as I was leaving after having fluffed it. He gimme a quick talking to and I went back a week later to retake it. No problem. I was honestly at the point of saying "I dont need this crap right now" and not joining up. I'm glad he took the time to find out if there was an issue. I wish he'd spent more time convincing me not to join the infantry though. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    GOLF??? Please no. You know why its called Golf? Because the word "shit" was already taken. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    Smart enough to know not to tell anyone how smart I am. (or am not) Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    SC, I cant read it any more, it makes me wanna kick someones ass. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    You've seen me sunburnt then? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    I miss king of the hill. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    Good luck. By the way,your instructor is your friend always, well, at least up until the point he hits on your girlfriend. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    Bigger. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    Damn it, thats so funny.
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    as far as Im concerned it is...because you just described my girlfriend! LOL you cant have her Damn it!!! She said you'd died.... Glad you didn't..... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    I'm so hoping it's not. My ideal girl is blonde, cute and a skydiver. Is that asking too much? Yes.......you........ Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    Fuck, I wasn't expecting that. It cracked me up. Nice one.....
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    I can only hope for the day when some girl will grab my ass... Ok, it's happened, but everytime is good right? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    I owe my life at least twice over to nurses and doctors. One childhood brain problem (that explains a lot) One serious bike wreck. For the unappreciated, thanks to them all, everywhere. PS Except that bitch radiogologist (xray person) she fucking hurt me, throwing me around that xray bench. PPS And the one who cut all my clothes off except my boxers, which she pulled down round my knees and left them there for 6 hours. Its not funny to humiliate the injured.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    Well done, you did good. Thats my point, I wasn't commenting ont the city, it was the individuals. Can I go home now? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    A girl after my own heart. if there's a problem, discuss. whatever, wherever, whenever and not just in relationships either. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    This program is different from what your quoting, it seems like a follow up to those results. They picked a handfull of *cough heavy people from Houston (probably the more 'colourful' ones, this is TV after all) and did indepth stuff with them, fly on the wall crap you know. One guy had been banned from 3 'all you can eat' places. I wasn't making a point of it being Houston, I could care less if it was the Falklands islands. Its the individuals I was commenting on. The point I was making was I hate people killing themselves because with burgers. (fries are ok though) Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    Er... thats nnot what the program says. The went into BMI's and population numbers. I'm not saying they are correct anyway, I'm distressed by the obese people on the program that are happy enough that way. Confined to a wheelchair because you eat too much? Blaming your weight on "too many restaurants" do they force you to eat at gunpoint? Most people have minor weight issues, this is was beyond that... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    There's a program on TV in the UK at the moment about Houston Texas, "America's fattest city" Some quotes: 1st from a 44 stone woman. "I may be the largest in my family, but I'm also the prettiest." Maybe that should be her etipath when her heart gives out. Another: "I'm the opposite of anorexic, when I look in the mirror I see a thin person." Why? Did you eat them? Its not bad enough that we have war, disease, famine and terrorism killing people, we also have "supersize suicide" (tm Lee, just now) Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    The silent treatment only works when the guy knows he's done something wrong. Otherwise he's just gonna think he caught a break. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly. Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck." "Yeah," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren." Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    I hope he knows the rule about filling up the car with gas after you borrow it. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
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    0:1:0 Very cold jump at Chatteris, from altitude. My sit exit (which normally suck) went so well, I didn't know what to do. The advice I've recieved on this forum has paid off.