Jessica

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  1. We should road trip it. Then you can drive on the way back as I sob because I failed spectacularly. Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. 1. Mouth 2. Raefordite 3. TonyT 4. Sunshine 5. PhreeZone 6. SkymonkeyONE 7. Dragontail 8. MonkeyLip 9. DaGimp 10. slotperfect 11. Lou Diamond 12. Jessica I wanna come. I've been wanting to hit up Raeford for a long time. Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. Thanks! The link I have doesn't have phone numbers. I appreciate it. Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. I am having trouble finding contact information for a local (to South Texas) DPRE. That will probably end up being the Houston area. Can anyone help? Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. BUMP!!! Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. Jessica

    Jump # 100

    Note to self...pick up some Redi-whip, paper plates on the way to SSM tomorrow. Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. For God's sake, someone start a new thread for this. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. Oh, thank God. I was having heart palpitations. SOME of us are at work and can't be skydiving! Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. I didn't know they made shirts out of vomit. Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. Well, if I got fired, I would get unemployment...hmmm.... Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. iamanasshole@assholes.com Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. I have just been informed that I must work Easter weekend, a time I had asked off for months ago, and had no reason to think I would not get. My family is the only reason I don't leap from the roof, and now I don't even get to see them. Christ I hate my boss. He's such a lying asshole motherfucker. Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. I'm thinking Chuckie and Spazz curled up in oily heaps at opposite ends of the ring, whimpering, as Andrea laughs evilly. Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. Humor Web site becomes a global hit — and crashes By ANICK JESDANUN AP Internet Writer A Web site that pokes fun at Saddam Hussein's minister of information became such a global hit that its operators had to temporarily pull the plug Friday as they scrambled for more powerful computers. To help pay for the upgrades, the site will sell T-shirts, mugs and barbecue aprons featuring choice quotes from Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, who maintained with a straight face that Iraqi troops were routing the Americans even as U.S. tanks busted through Baghdad. The site, WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com, features quotes as well as obviously doctored photos showing al-Sahhaf boasting of the Confederacy's successes during the Civil War and Darth Vader's victories in the “Star Wars” movies. “My feelings — as usual — we will slaughter them all,” reads one quote from al-Sahhaf from two days before Baghdad fell. Until he disappeared Tuesday, al-Sahhaf was the colorful face of Saddam's regime. Some Arabs, getting a kick out of how al-Sahhaf ridicules President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair, even called his daily news conferences “the “al-Sahhaf show.” In the United States, Conn Nugent and his friends got a kick out of the comments, too, and decided to create the Web site Tuesday. The site, Nugent said, was meant as a private joke. “We didn't advertise it at all,” he said. “We just sent it to our friends.” Within hours, someone at the Pentagon got wind of it, and soon word spread to journalists, Nugent said. By Friday, many Web journals, called blogs, referred to the site. Internet users also circulated e-mail telling friends to check it out. Nugent said the group's contract with its Web host called for a limit of 2,000 hits a month — but the site was getting 4,000 per second, putting other businesses sharing that host in jeopardy. The group looked for more powerful servers and decided to shut down after crashing four. It's not the first time a site got too popular. One blog, “Live From the Sandbox,” had to switch servers and domain names soon after the war began. Another, ostensibly written from Baghdad, was upgraded for free by its hosts. In this case, Nugent and his pals will essentially be paying for their successes in Internet spontaneity. Technicians were working Friday to find — and pay for — a Web hosting computer powerful enough to handle the worldwide traffic. “It's worth it,” said Nugent, who runs an environmentalist foundation in New York. “How else are we going to have fun in this world?” Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. I fixed it already! Give me a chance, young man! Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. It's down right now from too much traffic. But check it out when it comes back up! Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. I need help. What would you like to read about in the features section of your local newspaper? Or, have you run across any interesting ideas/trends/clubs/etc. that you are interested in knowing more about? Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. Well, *I* deserve chili-cheese Fritos! No reason, I just think I deserve them. Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. My tongue is pierced, and I am a well-brought-up, upstanding young citizen. In fact, I credit the excellent rearing my parents provided with giving me the confidence and independence to punch a steel bar through my tongue all those years ago. Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. As much as I cast aspersions on your intelligence, that's actually a pretty good point there. God forbid they spy my other piercings. Give me a monkey name. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. I thought it was understood without my mentioning it that they want to see all of you bleed. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. Give me a monkey name and I won't pierce my face. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. Right, too easy to pull out in a fight. Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. So I should pierce my lip? Skydiving is for cool people only
  25. That post earned an all-too-audible guffaw. OK, I'll consider the snottage factor. Skydiving is for cool people only