Jessica

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  1. Um, right. So anyway, I'm jumping Sunday! Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. Jessica

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    You'd have to work a lot harder than that to hurt my feelings. You made a rude, nasty post to someone who was expressing his joy at being able to make a few skydives. If you don't see anything wrong with that, OK. I guess it takes all kinds. Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. Jessica

    back... DAMN

    !!! Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. Jessica

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    I have no patience with people who are mean for meanness's sake. You will not convince anyone here that you are better than he or she because you have 2600 jumps and 0.6 posts per day since registering (but almost 3 per day since your first post). There are few numbers in this world with less correllation. But good for you for trying. We all need goals. Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. Skreamer said it wasn't my best. Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. Jessica

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    This comment is silly, irrelevant, and by now, a cliche. You have apparently been posting since the end of October, 2002. You have 427 posts. Have you made 427 jumps in the last 5 months? Mean, out-of-place insults like this tend, in my mind, to invalidate what you say elsewhere. But what do I know? I have more posts than jumps. Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. Wait, I thought we were the people making your head explode. I'll come. Let me fill some canteens with booze and I'll be right there. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. No thank you. I have no desire to be murdered from inside the womb by one of Seth's malevolent little progenies. Also, conception would be nigh impossible. I doubt he'd be able to stay "in the mood" with me vomiting all over him. Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. Arthur has gotten so SAUCY lately. What's behind it, I wonder? Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. It's a two-point 10-way, held by those left-coast bastiches. Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. Bev got back to me right away, and she sez she can put a gusset in the crotch which would help with the torso length, and she can adjust the size of the side panel to accommodate all the beer I've been drinking. Sounds like a good deal to me, since I can't really use the suit as is. Thanks for the tips, guys. Um, duh. Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. Oooh, you are an awesome little monkey.
  13. www.skydivingfatalities.com Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. Yeah! Who wants to spend a huge chunk of time with flamers and trolls? On a completely unrelated note, I'll never understand why people complain about something that's nothing but an freely provided asset to them. Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. So wherever the weather's nice in South Texas, look for me. Right now I'm thinking Waller so I can scam some freefly coaching from those swarthy boys out there. All I have to do is reassemble my rig, repack my reserve under supervision, get up at 6 a.m. Sunday morning, and drive 3 hours out to Waller. No problem. I haven't jumped in 7 weeks. I'd do a lot more than that. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. Seems to me you're in the wrong place. groups.yahoo.com/group/extremesurfing/ Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. Shower the night before, Starbucks, drive with the windows open. This really isn't as difficult as you're making it out to be. Just call and reschedule for another day and time if you really don't want to be there that early. Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. I don't mind sending it back to Bev. I can't really use it like this anyway. I'm just wondering if there's anything she can do -- it's not like she can add more spandex to the back panel to accommodate my fat ass, is it? Or can she? Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. What would I ask the tailor to do, though? Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. OK, just hit send. Thanks! I'd appreciate other tips. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. Ack, don't write e-mail addresses in full within the forums. That's spam bait. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. I have a used Bev suit that's a little tight on me. The torso is a bit short, and it's made for someone who weighs about 15 lbs less than me. Is there anything I can do to fix it? I'm thinking about doing the Airspeed mod I read about here (a slit in the back just below the collar) to allow me to arch more. Does anyone else have tips? Maybe I'll just go on a diet. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. Yes, I'm chortling. Not audibly, though -- the TSA might be listening. Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. I want a pet raccoon. Michele, catch it for me and I'll take it. I need something to love. Perhaps it will get along with my bat. Skydiving is for cool people only
  25. my:life:sucks Those are my weekend numbers. Where's the vodka.... Skydiving is for cool people only