Jessica

Is Mayor Daley a crazyman? When I first saw that they'd bulldozed the runway, I assumed they were looking for bodies. It is Chicago. Skydiving is for cool people only

Well, we're going to Bennigan's. Better than nothing, I guess. Skydiving is for cool people only

Blasphemer! Skydiving is for cool people only

C'mon! You know you want to! Mi Tierra! You love that place. I'm gonna get a huge strawberry margarita, and nachos with guac. Oh, c'mon. You know you want to go. Let's check the magic 8-ball and see if we should. Um, yeah, it says "It is decidedly so." Hey, gimme that! OK, so it says "Ask again later." Like the fuckin' magic 8-ball is ever right though. We can sit outside. It's a beautiful night. You can smoke cigarettes, and we can gossip about everyone we know. Hey, speaking of gossip, did you hear Ana and Bob are getting married! I know, they've known each other less than a year. In fact, just a little over a year ago is when we were dating. That bastard is pretty quick on the rebound. So when are you coming out to the dropzone? You've been promising to forever. I work with a bunch of pussified losers, I swear to God. You need to take pictures. The dropzone is a great photo op. Leave the black-and-white film at home though. Skydiving's all about the neon spandex. Hey, did I show you the photo of the last night jump I did? I landed on my face. You can't see from the picture, but there's a huge wad of grass and dirt stuck in the clasp of my helmet. It was funny. Also a good commercial for the wearing of a full-face. So, we're going to Mi Tierra after work, right? Oh, come on. You jerk. You have to. Skydiving is for cool people only

No. He was an editor. A little three-ounce, winged editor. Sigh. Skydiving is for cool people only

His name was Baxter. Baxter D. Bat. *sobbing inconsolably* Skydiving is for cool people only

My co-workers finally managed to usher him out. I'm sad, I wanted him for a pet. There were a bunch of flustered journalists in here. Skydiving is for cool people only

It's getting tired. It can't maintain altitude. It's just making slow laps around the elevators, close to the floor. Poor bat. Skydiving is for cool people only

It just buzzed me. It's scared and lonesome. I want to take it home and keep it for a pet. Skydiving is for cool people only

I think she should use it on me! Lord knows I deserve it. Skydiving is for cool people only

I just looked at that page, and that chick and I have the same birthday. Perhaps it's time for me to look into a career in the "industry." I could be a key grip or something. Skydiving is for cool people only

That must have hurt like a sumbitch. Skydiving is for cool people only

Really? Oops. Skydiving is for cool people only

Me too. And the cello part is boring as hell. Half note. Half note. Half note. Half note. Etc. Skydiving is for cool people only

Would someone be interested in letting me borrow a couple of pages on his or her website? I need to provide links to some stories I've written, but the problem is they aren't already on the web (most of this stuff appeared in print only), and my own website is riddled with popups and banners. It doesn't look very professional. I'd give you text and you'd c&p it onto a blank page, and I could link to it with www.nicepersonspage.com/jessica1 or something like that. In a month or so I wouldn't need them anymore and could stop wasting your bandwidth. Thank you nice people with nice websites! Skydiving is for cool people only

I can't sleep, so I am bathing my rig too, using the Kris Method of Rig-Washing™. Results look promising so far, and I cannot express to you folks how filthy my rig is/was. I've skidded in for landing on my rig more than I have on my feet. I left my reserve bagged and unscrewed the links, attatching a note marking which was which. I'll do a post-reattachment continuity check when I repack it next week. I've used half of a small bottle of Woolite, some dumped in the tub water and some directly on the rig, scrubbed in with a soft fingernail brush. It's been soaking in clean water for a couple of hours (after the initial scrubbing, the water was filthy and I rinsed the tub out). This looks like it's going to work. I'm pretty happy. Skydiving is for cool people only

No. "apostrophe nazi" would not by hyphenated. That would be like hyphenating "car salesman." However, if you used the phrase as a modifier, as in "His apostrophe-nazi ways began to annoy me," you would hyphenate. On a side note, I like the way the French pronounce apostrophe: appa-strof. Skydiving is for cool people only

Bill just pretends to be the Genius Bewildered by Women™ to get more play. Skydiving is for cool people only

What do you need to know, specifically? It doesn't have any info in it that you can't get somewhere else. PM me if you need to; I have one I can quote from. Skydiving is for cool people only

!@%@#% you. I'm having a surreal moment. Deal with it. Life is fuckin' hard. Skydiving is for cool people only

I've been having lesbian dreams a lot lately. I think I could rock a lesbian's world. But girls talk too much, so I'd have to gag her. Perhaps she'd be into that. Skydiving is for cool people only

Happy? HAPPEEE??????? Thanks for the love. Skydiving is for cool people only

No. Skin cancer = bad. I find a pale guy who is fastidious about applying sunscreen far more sexy than the irresponsible one getting all kinds of mysterious freckles and moles every summer from his fantastic tan. Skydiving is for cool people only

She wouldn't have to, because she would have already seen him and gauged whether he was an obvious psycho, and she might have met a friend or two of his, and they might even have friends in common. A woman should take every precaution she can. I see no problem with checking on him if you're worried. Skydiving is for cool people only

NO! Trust your instincts. They're all a woman's got sometimes. Skydiving is for cool people only