Jessica

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  1. I'm already a crazy parrot lady. I have a senegal and a greencheek conure. Birds are the coolest creatures in the world. Oh, I am just sick with longing. Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. I need cheering up, so therefore I need a new pet. Here is a picture of the kind of bird I want. Isn't it cute? Quakers are illegal in 10 states. Usually they're green, but this is a blue mutation (about five times as expensive as a green one). Damn it, I need this birdie! Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. Not for the ride up, but for the bunkroom. No one can saw logs like skydivers. Though I might have them serve double duty to block the lesser noise of the plane. Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. Ha! I'm so happy that Mr. Kitty is OK. The above made me laugh. When I brought home my last parrot ($300) my other parrot put the smack down on him to the tune of $600ish. I wonder if anyone will buy him for $900. Not that I'd sell. Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. Yeah! I set my audibles the Billvon Way™: breakoff and pull altitudes are set 500 feet lower than I actually plan the action. Thus, if my group plans breakoff at 4.5K, I set the Dytter for 4. That means if I hear it before I've started my track, I suck. I don't even bring my audible on half my jumps. If I have it, cool, if I don't, cool. Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. I wonder what this will do to the prices of used Hornets, Tempos and Heatwaves. I bought my Horney canopy used with 90 jumps for $700, which is about what I was looking at paying for a custom one direct from South Africa. I hate all you lucky bastids who got one for $500. Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. No. But it's a good idea. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. Ummmmmmm. "Yes." Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. Columbus Ohio? What's the bar?! Cute pics. Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. Jessica

    A BK update

    Does she still purr? When I was a teenager, I had a cat I loved more than anything in the world. He got really sick, pretty abruptly, but hung on for a couple of weeks. I took him to the vet after school as often as he needed it, singing the entire way so he wouldn't yowl. The whole time he was sick, he didn't purr. I was horrified when he passed away, but I know he wasn't enjoying life anymore. My fat, happy kitty was gone the moment he stopped purring. If she still cuddles in your lap, and still purrs, then I think it's OK to hang on for a while longer. You wouldn't want to give her up too soon. I really think you'll know when her time is up. Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. Poor Kitty. But such spirit. I would be so horrified. Good luck to you and Kitty. Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. My gay co-worker and I wrestled with those things for 10 minutes getting them in the vase. Another co-worker told me to be careful of any guy who sent flowers that required assembly. Thank you Eric! I love you too. Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. Ooh, wish I could. Lubbock is a, um, well...a pit. But at least it's a decent-sized city. Maybe you can scam some drunk college girls while there. Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. I loooooooooooooove London. I spent almost a month there while in college. It's a great place to hang. Kind of like New York City, except with buses and accents. I'm jealous, Wendy.
  15. Yes, absolutely. You see, the reason Batman is such a badass is because he's not imbued with any super powers -- he's just insane. I really identify with him. Let's talk about why parrots are better pets than cats, dogs or iguanas. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. Jessica

    A BK update

    That's a hoax. Hoax hoax hoax. More of a joke than a hoax. Look here. Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. Jessica

    A BK update

    Michele, I don't know anything about kitty burritos, but here is how to towel a parrot: www.nd.edu/~kkiessel/toweling.html Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. I've had a few very sweet offers to pick me up and drive me to SDC, but it looks like it's far enough that I should just rent a car. Thanks to everyone who offered though! Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. Sorry, I thought I'd mentioned it. Repeatedly. Can I ride your bike when you get it? Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. Il est sympa. Je l'aime. Je le veux. Viva la France! That's all the French I know. That's OK though because France and Canada are cultural wastelands. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. I don't think so...because although it's a great idea, it would set a precedent that would require 1) A forum for me to berate and insult people 2) A "That Canopy Is Too Small" forum for the Bytch, Phree and Ron 3) Somewhere for Nathan to extol the virtues of his penis Etc., etc. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. Looks like the page is down right now. Usually it's an easy link to follow from www.skydiveu.com. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. I don't think that's true. It's a funny stereotype, and we're having fun with it. If you don't want a girl who expects stuffed animals every Febuary, don't date one. There are a lot of us. Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. Jessica

    Hell Yeah!

    Well, I think it's drivel -- do you trust Muenkel over me?! Skydiving is for cool people only
  25. Jessica

    A BK update

    Try giving antibiotics to a BIRD! You need a big supply of syringes and bandaids. Skydiving is for cool people only