Jessica

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  1. The problem with coverups is that they have to be even bigger and darker, so it's often not practical. You might end up liking the coverup even less. I'm pretty much stuck with the small, sloppy celtic knot on my foot...a coverup wouldn't really work there. Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. I would just like to point out that this is MY line. Kris will be getting a bill for my self-deprecating comedy-writing services. Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. NSFW, for fuck's sake. Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. Did it. reigns supreme! Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. What I'm considering is neither illegal nor fattening. Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. I PM'd you Satan's wishes. Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. The little is saying yes, the little says no. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. The sheer volume of pizza compared with the volume of beer consumed is negligable. A tear in the rain, a grain of sand in the desert, etc. It would have taken 10 pizzas to soak up all that alcohol! Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. That woman is not fat. I probably weigh more than she does, and if you called me a fat pig, I would be very angry. Perhaps you are using the term "fat pig" metaphorically. Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. Ooh, I'm the one who dyed my jumpsuit, and I'm thinking you'd have a hell of a time doing just the grippers. In fact, you'd probably end up with nasty splotches of black dye in places you didn't want them. The above poster is right; you'd do better to just have the grippers replaced. Try e-mailing whoever made the jumpsuit for a quote. Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. Hmm, looks like it was moved to a greenies-only forum, but for some reason still shows up in the thread list. Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. That's a PHAT TAT, my friend. And while I was waiting for Kris to get inked, I had the piercer fondle my tongue to put some jewelry back in there, ordered a pizza (no shit!) and did some work. Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. Me too. Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. Just an update.... I'm to spend three days working up there, to sort of give me a "tryout." This is super news, because it means I'm a serious candidate for the job. However, the external candidate for the job was in the office again today. They must be looking at her pretty hard, too. Anyway, any extra good thoughts you have -- ship 'em my way! Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. My chest isn't voluminous enough for an aircraft carrier. I had to get a tugboat. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. In the newsroom of the Express-News. Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. Jessica

    CarFax

    Good, because I wouldn't want to be rescued from being burned alive only to be killed by a horrible, piss-borne disease. Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. I'd love to, but I gotta work. I'm sure you won't have any trouble finding takers though! Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. Jessica

    CarFax

    No, and even if I did I wouldn't give it to you. Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. Oh shit, I forgot about that. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. My air conditioner is fixed now! I must not be a bad person who deserves unhappiness after all! Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. I voted for the fourth one. My feelings on this have been articulated in this thread. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. Resolutions for next time: 1) Prank call the Bytch 2) Prank call everyone else on dz.com Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. Yes, you did good. A Sabre2 is a better canopy, but pricewise, you can't do better than a Hornet. For those of us with low jump numbers, it's a godsend. I really dig mine. The huge slider gives it nice snivelly openings, and it turns and flares beautifully. Oh, and hookitt was kidding. Skydiving is for cool people only