Jessica

Right. If he had, I'd have an out-and-out stalker. Because I'm so fuckin' awesome! Do you hear me? Do you want me to kick your ass until you understand?! Skydiving is for cool people only

I know some cute riglets around here. Lustful riglets. Skydiving is for cool people only

Duh, yes. You are a sexy little rigging bitch. Skydiving is for cool people only

Shit, forgot about the CRW dawgs. VERY sexy, yes. Skydiving is for cool people only

Hey look everyone, I have a fan! Skydiving is for cool people only

I myself am partial to riggers. Skydiving is for cool people only

I want to room with hookitt when I visit. He can teach me rigging. Skydiving is for cool people only

Maybe he was trying to get me to "demonstrate." Skydiving is for cool people only

Had a guy tell me that he thinks getting oral pleasure from a girl with a pierced tongue would hurt. I think he's crazy. But maybe it's a common belief. I dunno. Girls? Guys? Skydiving is for cool people only

Are we dating and I'm just not noticing? Skydiving is for cool people only

Thank you, Jesus. I'm so tired of basketball I can't see straight. And it doesn't help that I'm a Mavericks fan and everyone in the newsroom hates me. Skydiving is for cool people only

I have a real job...I'd have to do this on top of working full-time. I'm calling the HR guy today. I want to get into an interdisciplinary master's program that'll be a communications/English hybrid. Skydiving is for cool people only

I just looked at my company's benefits. They'll only guarantee paying for one class per semester, though more is a possibility. That would take six years! Good God! Skydiving is for cool people only

Huh? English, as in, written in the English language. Skydiving is for cool people only

It's entirely appropriate in talkback, especially before it's been confirmed. Anyway, it's there now. Skydiving is for cool people only

Shit. JEANNETTE, Pa. (AP) — A skydiving plane crashed as it was taking off from a small western Pennsylvania airport, killing at least four of the five people aboard, authorities said. It wasn't immediately clear if the fifth person survived. The Cessna 205 crashed about 1:15 p.m. at Greensburg Jeannette Regional Airport, Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Arlene Salac said. She said the plane was being used for a skydiving operation and four people were dead. The cause of the crash is under investigation, Salac said. The airport is in Jeannette, about 20 miles southeast of Pittsburgh. The plane is registered to Charles E. Bryant of Greensburg, Salac said. A Greensburg company called Chuck Bryant's Skydive Bouquet is described on a skydiving Web site as a family-run company with a Cessna 205. A message left at the company's number was not immediately returned Sunday. Skydiving is for cool people only

Holy krap. Are the $90 tandems for everyone? My little brother has a military ID but I don't think his gf is in the service. Skydiving is for cool people only

Not like I'm not busy enough, but I've been thinking lately about going to grad school. If I play it right, my employer would pay for most of it. There are two excellent private Catholic universities in the city that they have a deal with. Everyone needs a degree in English lit or rhetoric, right? Is this a good idea? I'm getting antsy and I'm ready to start learning again. It would be mainly for my own fulfillment, and not really aimed at furthering my career. Working full-time, I expect this would take more than four years. That's a long time. Hell, I don't even know if I could get past the GRE. I can barely add. Skydiving is for cool people only

You got my vibes. VIII with skyhook, please. Sabre2 and one of them new Ravens. Skydiving is for cool people only

That's so awesome that you're taking care of them. What a nice boy! You should name one of them "Jessicakes." It's a nice name. Skydiving is for cool people only

I look like Darlene. Skydiving is for cool people only

...so Jessica beat me with unbridled aggression. Skydiving is for cool people only

Man, we should really make a movie. We could enter it in the Flyboyz film festival and win first place. Are any of us actors? Skydiving is for cool people only

I like it. You're a genius. Then, all of a sudden, the camera should draw back sharply and a girl and a guy should be arguing. The girl should suddenly slap his face, then stalk off, and the camera zooms in on the ass of her tight Firefly freefly pants, on which will be either sewn or superimposed the name of an actor. That's how we'll do the opening credits: Inspired by Fruce, it will be entirely asses. And boobies maybe. As far as plot goes, I figure we have several choices: 1) Golly! Dropzone.com might have to shut down, unless we can save it! Probably through some combination of hacking and drug smuggling! 2) The TSA throws some of us in jail and the rest of the dz.com community has to sell pot to make bail. 3) Competing skydiving Web site makes trouble for us. 4) Drunk dialing runs up our cell phone bills and we have to sell pot to pay them. (Sorry, was watching Chappell's Show too much.) 5) Simple love story -- whuffo falls in love with skychick, comes out to dropzone, Bill Booth makes fun of him, he becomes skygod in eight jumps. Skydiving is for cool people only

Put me in for $20 too. She's RIGHT. My whuffo friends are now telling me "Don't let anyone run into your parachute from behind." They're reading these stories without my telling them. Skydiving is for cool people only