Jessica

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  1. I like riggers because they say things like, "I'm going to tie you up with Type 3." Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. Jessica

    WMDs found!!

    Go read the last few threads I've started, then. Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. Jessica

    WMDs found!!

    Naaaaah, skreamer and I love each other. That special kind of love only found between a sweet Texan woman and a seth efrikan arsehole. Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. I have on a fitted white button-down shirt and black pencil skirt. At my old newspaper job I wore jeans and birkenstocks, but tried something different here. I get taken a lot more seriously. Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. Jessica

    WMDs found!!

    How bout a NSFW, butthead!!! Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. Awww, thanks Ape. Likewise, even with a purple crotch. Say, that actually sounds kind of interesting.... Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. But I'm not into midgets. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. What sexual tension? Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. Oh no. What should I do? Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. So should you, since I'm not PMing you. Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. Thanks, but I need the real thing. Several times in quick succession, preferably. Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. Side effect, lack of sex. Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. Shit. Someone call 911 then. Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. It seems like such a basic need, like sleep. Is it dangerous to go without it for too long? Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. I don't think I should leave my desk for that long...we can "discuss" this when I'm home sometime. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. Not true. The first time er, my friend did it with anyone, the guy's eyes rolled back in his head and he choked, "Jesus Christ, where did you learn to do that?" And yes, it was from pleasure, not pain. I think enthusiasm, eagerness to please, and sensitivity are more important than experience. Of course, these days, I've got a little of that, too. Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. Hmm. Are you near a phone? We must work quickly. Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. That'll have to wait until I get home. Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. Don't interrupt me, I'm staring at the monitor and gnawing my hand in sexual frustration. Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. I need to test. But I am a riglet, and that's almost as hot. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. Hmm, I guess I'm not yours yet then. That swooping photo is going to be my new wallpaper. Everyone at work will want to know why I'm biting my hand and staring at the monitor. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. You don't even want to start shit with me. 'Ho. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. OMFG. Now post a photo of you at a sewing machine and I'm yours. Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. Whatever. I'm not letting you in without beer, bitchass. Skydiving is for cool people only