Jessica

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  1. Yay! Happy birthday! I'm available for spankings as needed. Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. Holy shit. I now truly believe he has no piercings. (Too easy to rip out in a fight.) Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. Oh my God. That is so awesome. Thanks so much for posting those pics. The last one made me cry. My sis has the same thing, though not nearly as severe. What a great post. Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. Yay! Fly me up for a visit. Wait, New England in the summer, ugh. Fly me up for a visit in...October. Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. Jessica

    Grad school?

    Got my application packet in the mail. I'm going in! Probably it'll be Jan. 2004. Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. I can probably come up with something even better to call you. Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. Ooooh, good word. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. Because you get off sexually when I call you a fucking asswipe loser fucker crap-eating freak. I don't want to waste any pleasantries on you. Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. Just underlined your name. And put a couple of stars by it. Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. I didn't sweetie, don't worry. You were already in there. Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. No, I'm keeping my surliness home this year, unfortunately. Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. I'm a native Texan. Not exactly a Southerner in the purest sense of the word, but I do call people I barely know "honey," "baby," "sweetie," things like that. I usually don't mean anything by it. Is that OK? Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. Ha! Commence any and all sentences with "and," Anne. Ain't no thing. The rest of you will pay. Oh yes, you will pay. I have written all your names down in my little Notebook of Wrath™. Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. Jessica

    I love this...

    Jesus is coming. Look busy. Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. I do look nice in a skirt. Thighs like a racehorse, you know. No I didn't fucking cutaway last weekend. Eat shit and die, you pathetic piece of crap. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. Shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear your bleating. Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. Jessica

    Socks

    Maybe, through no fault of your own, you have enormous duck feet, and people are staring that those and not your socks. Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. That's because you're a fucking assbutt and I fucking hate you. (Just giving you some more masturbation material.) Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. Awwwwwww...sniff. That's so awesome. She's lucky, too. Congratulations. Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. But I'm sure your fingers are very agile at other things. You know, like packing and stuff. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. It's a motivation to feed the little creature to a snake. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. 83 wpm, but that was with a parrot standing on my keyboard and pecking my fingers. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. Plus, the tunnel is going to make you very, very sore. I'd wait until the next weekend to pick your training back up. Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. It was HUNGRY!!!!! That's not creepy! It's beautiful and natural! Skydiving is for cool people only