Jessica
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You know, I've never really tried writing much erotica. Except in IM. Skydiving is for cool people only
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About what? Skydiving is for cool people only
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You're just mad 'cause you're not on my list! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Oh God. If all that had happened to me, I'd cry, then they'd decide I was a Problem with Guilt Issues on top of it. Why don't they educate these monkeys? Did you guys see the letter in Parachutist from the woman whose reserve pins were damaged, as if the TSA had tried to cut them? Jesus wept. Skydiving is for cool people only
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If she's interested in living in San Antonio, this place is heavily recruiting right now, and I hear it's a really nice place to work. www.heavenlycareers.com Skydiving is for cool people only
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You don't think swim teams go out to Bennigan's occasionally and get shitty drunk together? Of course they do. It's just at dropzones, we're already at a perfect setting for a party every time the sun goes down. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I'm sold. This is definately for me.
Jessica replied to GigaBuist's topic in Introductions and Greets
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So "Fuckable Jessicakes" is a good thing to call myself? Sounds like a novelty shot. It should be sweet, spicy, extremely intoxicating, and likely to knock you on your ass. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I know, I just really wanted to use that word. Fuckable, fuckable, fuckable. What a great word. "How are you feeling today?" "Pretty fuckable." "Great!" Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yep. OK, that's what I'll do. I just usually like to keep all the rigging stuff together because I'm so prone to losing stuff. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I have to bump this up because I totally missed it. Congratulations! You are now fuckable to skychicks. I'm really, really happy for you. Skydiving is for cool people only
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I did a karaoke version once. I kept the beaches shipwreck-free. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yeah, but then if it spills you've got a bag full of sticky crap. I'm trying to figure out a practical way to carry it around without relying on a cheap plastic bottle not to spill. I've got a tiny glass pot with a tight metal screw-on lid...I'm going to try using that. Skydiving is for cool people only
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They Might Be Giants on their "Apollo 18" tour. I was 14. It ROCKED!!!!! Words fail! Buildings tumble! The ground opens wide! Skydiving is for cool people only
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Trivial question: I thought the bottle cap was screwed tight, but the next time I opened up my toolbox everything was sticky. Do you guys keep your silicone wrapped in something else? Am I the only one this has happened to? I'm afraid to leave the bottle with the rest of my stuff now. Skydiving is for cool people only
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No, I'm not kidding! Theory is the basis for all good practice. Anyway, riggers can do things with their hands that are out of the realm of possibility for most skydivers. And they have finesse. And patience. And timing. And...well, you get the picture. All of the skills of a good lover, basically. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Why? I'm not the won hoo rote "simpley" on a t-shert. Skydiving is for cool people only
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No, it means I'm too lame to be a real rigger. But it could also be Piglet with an accent I guess. You're very strange. Skydiving is for cool people only
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Good, then you can resume your infatuation with me. I'm probably funnier anyway. Skydiving is for cool people only
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"Don't argue with me! We're watching the Stars and that's final! And there will be no meat on the pizza! And I don't care if the couch is lumpy -- the birds need their own bedroom!" Skydiving is for cool people only
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That's right! [echoing wrathful editor voice]ONLY FOOLS QUESTION ME![/echoing wrathful editor voice] And btw Stacy, that cheeseburger thing made me do a spit take with my coffee. Skydiving is for cool people only
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What? What? Did I spell it wrong? Skydiving is for cool people only
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Yay! You see his blazing yet somehow nonapparent evil! I thought I was the only one. Gee whiz I'm tired. Skydiving is for cool people only
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This dayside shit is for the birds. Wait, I shouldn't use that expression, it's speciesist. Last night I dreamed that diverdriver and eeneR and some other people and I were escaping terrorists in the SDC otter. It was very exciting. Kris told me to lay off the crack before bed, but I like crack. Skydiving is for cool people only
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That's the cutest picture I've ever seen.