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I'm flying in to Pittsburgh for a few days in November. If anyone is in the area and you have some spare time, PLEASE take me away from the "family duties" I have been assigned to. My parents are moving my grandmother to Texas, and me being the most responsible adult out of me or my sister, I get "grandma watching duty." I'm flying in on a Thursday, and flying Grandma home to Texas on Sunday... Any time in between, I'd love to meet up with any dz.commers. So, is there anyone IN the Pittsburgh area or maybe close vicinity? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Just tell them you believe in an eye for an eye, and they should kill the bastard regardless of his offense. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Hey... hey... It's OK to be gay... Oh wait... Different thread... Sorry. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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No fun for me... Got drunk off my ass Friday night and paid for my sins on Saturday. If I could remember anything else, I wouldn't tell. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yeah, my best gay friend moved to California. Damn, I miss that boy! We used to have the best time going to dinner and checking out the guys in the restaurant. Or going to the mall to people watch. I can't tell you the last time I went to the mall though. I hate shopping now that he's gone. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yeah, well... My 2007 Honda that I bought in May was crunched by a hit and run in June... It was about 3K in damage, but there was nothing I could do but get the car fixed. And still, with less than 4000 miles on the odometer, she's still my baby. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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You didn't fall for that, did you? I have a buddy that used to tell girls that the guy they liked was secretly gay, so they would lose hope and he would have a shot with them. Nope... Didn't fall victim to that one either. I did some researching on the gay guy in question... He knows I had a crush on him, but now that I know he's gay... Why would I even chase if I know it ain't going to happen? It's not worth my time. BUT, if I knew how to make him straight... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Oh, man! You didn't fall for that trick, did you? I used to have a buddy who would pretend to be gay, and it was amazing how far some chicks would go to persuade him to switch sides. Well... No... I know he's gay, but he doesn't know that I know. I honestly thought he was just the nicest guy ever, and he probably is just that. I just thought maybe he was being super sweet to get in my pants. Up until I found out he was gay, he might have been able to. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Is it even possible? Just asking... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Here ya go... My Beer Mug Of Blooms. Wow... You have the EXACT same set-up as the florist did... Right down to the bowl of nuts... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Yo! Happy birthday dude! Hope you have a good one.
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Awwww, thats sweet of her.
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..I didn't take a FREE round-trip ticket to Cali. My boss just offered a round-trip ticket on Southwest Airlines to fly to California this weekend. I had it originally planned, but had to cancel because I didn't have the money to go. When he looked at the vacation calendar, he remembered me asking for the time off, but I had removed it. He made me go in to his office, close the door, sat me down and told me he would give me a ticket to go. Hmmm... How stupid would I be if I didn't take it? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Fuck HER! At least we both wished her a happy birthday first! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Happy "almost" birthday babe!
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He wouldn't need to visit Cali if you'd hurry up and move your happy ass to Texas... Biotch! J's a smart man! He knows where the REAL women live. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Get the Tongue Joy, and then give us a review! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Well, I cut my hair for a good cause. Some kiddos in the world don't even have hair, so I donated it. It's the second donation I've made (both over 12") to LOL, so I know that it grows back. I believe my original donation was made back in 2002. Sure, it takes months and/or years, but I like my new do. But, then again, I now have short hair, and I'm not over 40. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ummm... Well... Uh... You shouldn't have had your birthday on a Monday. Mondays are not good days for me, so I forgot to post it ON your birthday! Yeah, I know... My birthday was on a Monday as well, but I'm not going to post my own birthday thread. Besides, I was flying home on my birthday (after spending countless hours awake at a blackjack table), so if Lisa would have posted my birthday wishes late, I would have been OK with that. So, quitcherbitchin. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Try putting an ad on craigslist.org. That's how I found my babies a home.
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Since your birthday falls on a Saturday, and everyone will be enjoying the sky, I decided to post your birthday thread now so we'd all have a chance to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY you hot and sexy Marine!! Besides, if you were on the other side of the world, you'd be 23 by now. In your honor, I'll think I'll have a cold one. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Aren't most of the toys out there for a woman's pleasure though? It's all about the female. Trust me... The circumstances were just right when the vibrating cock ring was used. I never officially thanked my partner for "playing" that evening (and EARLY morning), but I'm sure he knows it was an experience I won't forget! Oh, and thankfully, I wasn't in Texas since they aren't sold here! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I thought everyone had one of those drawers... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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Ummm... Well... Yeah... If we're talking about vibrating cock rings, hell, I have a story, but I'll leave it for him to tell!! I can tell you that what we used came with illustrated instructions! It was actually quite humorous to me... edited to add - If anyone has used a "Tongue Joy", please PM experiences (good/bad) to me... I don't have to totally hijack a sex toy thread by wanting different information. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself
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I have a tramp stamp...I put it very low so I could cover it with most swimsuits if needed. The problem this year was my swimsuit covered everything except the canopy... Oh well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself