RastaRicanAir

QuoteDude.. guiness... yuck. Drinking a pint of guiness is like eating a loaf of bread. [/reply And drinking Corona is like drinking something a Mexican dude already drank. I've heard the reason they cant serve that stuff in kegs is because the guys at the brewery cant fit their wee-wees in that little tap. Just stick to your cooler, baby, and let the big dogs eat their bread. BTW: Did I mention? It's an IRISH F*CKING HOLIDAY!!! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Oh.....they always speak to me....... Damn. I'm jealous. They NEVER speak directly to me. All they do is tell me the temperature and wind direction. **PING!!**PING!!**

Well we were all proud to be a part of it so that's really unnecessary. But I wont stop you. I've given my vote now all I need is a few REAL BEER DRINKIN' MEN to back me up so we dont end up drinking some kind of tired ass NASCAR foam or Estro-Beer. I have to believe that all of us hoisting frothy mugs of real Irish stout is only the way St. Patrick wouldve wanted it. ....Whoever the hell he was. I'll still throw in for the special tap. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Me! .. like you care .. It's an [B]IRISH[/B] holiday. Shiner Bock (which I don't believe is even technically a Bock. We'd have to ask BenG for his expert opinion) is made in Wiskahhnnsin. Don't go blonde on me please! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

It's not crack Spence, it's you. I want to be near you Spence, that's it. You've found me out. You and your roamingdz make me want to jump at many, many, many places and meet new people and give great big bear hugs away like candycanes at Christmas or champagne and strawberries at New Year's. Funny, he makes me want to get drunk, poke him in the belly repeatedly with a stick, and giggle like a squirrel monkey. Guess that's the difference between men and women. Anyway, for all those who care, it looks like we will definitely be there at some point between Wed and Fri. And for all those concerned, Mariposa will be wearing a surgical mask while distributing bear (and/or bare) hugs so no one can pass her another vile, CIA-engineered death flu like the one I'm fighting off now. ...No offense. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Windblades......Spence, remember to bring LOTS of big, obvious windblades. Just wanted to wish everyone MERRY CHRISTMAS (or whatever your people do) before I lose the wireless connection I'm piggybacking on here. Just can't get good computer at Mom's house. Meanwhile I'm stuck between 24 hours of Its A Wonderful Life and 24 hours of A Christmas Story. Why can't they be politically correct and run 24 hours of the Godfather on Columbus Day? Or I could watch ROCKY on Univision (that's one of Comcast Miami's' 273 Spanish channels). No sh*t. ROCKY in Spanish. "Mickey, no puedo ver. Corta me Mickey corta me! Adriana, Oye Adriana! Ya lo hizo!" O.K. so it'd be better if you could hear the Cuban actor doing the Stallone impression. And if I was drunk. Anybody want to bet me I can't find a beer store open in Coconut Grove on Jesus' birthday? (It's a sucker bet, in Miami every day is someone named Jesus' birthday.) Wouldn't it be ironic if the guy working at the beer store was named Jesus? ...And if it was his birthday?! Yes, before you ask. These are the things I think about when I'm left alone to entertain myself. Oh Cool! Gotta go, the Royal Tennenbaums is on. Oh, did I go off topic a little? First time for everything. Dublin Boogie, keg of Guiness. Who's in? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Acchhhh!! Christ! And they call ME Mr. Obvious?! ..Yeah, and after that, you can come back to the dark corner of the bunkhouse with the air mattress on the floor and I'll read you some of my poetry! Yeah, that's better. Just go straight for the Big Beg instead. That'll get 'em! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Forget getting a sitter. Bring 'em along and we'll all watch them in Dublin. I mean, you might even make some money (or at least some ) offering llama rides around the bonfire! Maybe we could even have the goats race the Orfuns. R U High?! Goats running around at a holiday full of Irish people? Lee, tell him what sort of terrible things could happen. No wait. I take that back. Bring the goats, I'll bring the curry. Who wants Jamaican food? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Damn you, you Ogre and your intolerance! There's nothing weird about a couple who skydive together and live with a large collection of exotic animahhhh..................... *ahem* Uhh nevermind. What was I saying? Oh yeah. F*ck the zoo, they wont pay. Just take the whole truckload to a Chinese restaurant. Boom! Jump $$$. Speaking of $$$$, who wants to kick in on a keg (or two) of Guiness? Green beer is for frat dicks and rednecks. Happy Snake Chaser Day! P.S. Spence, I'm famous in ways I cant even discuss with someone your age. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Let me do the math and I'll rent a big U-haul and we'll see how many skydivers we can get in it.Hey maybe I've found my calling.Transporting Orfuned skydivers across state lines to boogies.I wonder what the penalty for that is. What?! Youre gonna pile us all in a big unventilated truck? Whattaya think we are a bunch of Mexicans?! .............Wait a minute, come to think of it a lot of us ARE. Still I like Lees idea of getting drunk in the back of a van while watching Boomhauer drive. WhoaHoHohhh! That'd be the best virtual reality game ever! Now available for XBox and PlayStation2: Grand Theft Auto: THOMASVILLE[/I] No offense Lance, its just that after seeing you on that 8- uuhhhhh, I mean 7-Way, I can see why you dont want to be on the road with other vehicles nearby. P.S. I dig your sig line, but if theyre wings I think theyre BUSTED! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You grit-slurpin' illiterate! The Roll Call is already bigger than that. Pretend youre at a mudbog race and try to pay ATTENTION! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roll Call: BenG (you like the way I put myself first. After all, "it's all about the Benjamins. Pyke Bobster mgerra28 (goofyjumper's gotta get a new job so she can play on saturdays!!!) Thanatos340 Annie Mae (Its Ellie Mae dammit!) Monkey Girl Derraugh (yay!!) freeflynNicki Downsize Mike Uncle Papa[Cool]Love the beach Mariposa & DJ ELECTRIC BOY Going out on a limb here...SPENCE and the Roaming DZ Laaayy-Ance OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

ya! you should have seen what happened to those guys! im def. ok now.. lol... just a little bored. Yeah, but he never got over that ego problem where he thinks every comment is directed at him. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

{I really dont know. But I think they grow in cold climates ....like regular nipples.} Skydiving is cool. {Shiner Bock'll do} I really like skydiving. {but you can keep the Corona. Haven't you heard the rumor about that stuff?} You should NEVER drink if you plan on skydiving. There. The perfect post. All about skydiving instead of partying. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Hey! I went to college, and the FIRST thing I learned was "Never pass up a free meal." Of course maybe they just told us Music Majors that 'cause they knew where we would end up. As for comission, talk to the lady who now has free valet, chef, and laundry service! What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Give Up? HOMELESS! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I *can* get time off work, just not when I'm already out of town. You just want me to be broke like the rest of your broke asses... I see how ya are.. well thats not my style.. Hey I let you raid my cooler all the time dont I?? I'm sorry all I heard was: "Blah Blah Blah I'm a materialistic Princess who's too good to hang out with you packing-for-jump-money LOSERS!" Sorry, Paris! I didn't know we smelled so bad! Hey if youre gonna be like that about it, the least you can do is get off some of that phat gangsta cheese and put some good imported beer in your cooler for us to raid. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

We're skydivers. Our attention spans are limited to sixty sec ......ooohhh look! There's a monkey on TV! P.S. I see how YOU are, you sneaky lurking RW bastard! Does this mean you're actually gonna get off your ass and join us for the fun some time? Or you do you just like watching us? Ya Perv! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Whatta you high?! If you graduate then you'll have to get a job, and you'll spend all your time whining about missing all the fun like Brandy and Kitty. Stay in school and get Sallie Mae to buy your jumps. I don't care how many letters they send you, they don't REALLY expect to get their $$$ back. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

P.S. Seriously, did someone say free food?

(In the style of Nelson Muntz) HA HA!! You have a JOB! Man, working on Saturdays while your chubby hubby is siitting on a shoe box full of 50K. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Hey all I'm saying is if I had my spouse by the Green Card I'd put my foot down. Speaking of kept men, the Sugar Mama says we're boogieing, so I guess we're boogieing. Boy who says having all your decisions made for you is a bad thing? My life's never been so easy. She's even handling the travel arrangements. Which if there's room on the Caravan, we'll take that over the Porter. Bigger door to let the farts out. Here's to Skydiving. The ONLY reason I could ever have conceived of for willingly going to Alabama! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Not quite yet, but he's mastered a few other things! Actually we have a deal. She takes care of the poop, and I won't sneak out in the middle of the night and run back to my 19 year old groupies in Tallahassee. Other than that I'm kept on a pretty short leash. ......But my dog collar is lined with nice soft fur! Gotta go. Time for my tantric exercises. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Its called "Tough Love". Be a good girl and maybe I'll put on my leather chaps and show you how its done. P.S. What the F*CK is a Tullahoma?! Isnt that the place where all the whiny chicks jump? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

He must be new, someone please teach him our language. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

.....................free food?

Oh Lord! Please dont give him the idea that hes in charge! Hes already got a god complex about the whole thing. But at the rate that were going it probably will take us another 3 damn months to get the thing going. Meanwhile we'll just let all the poor deluded souls keep assigning themselves their own numbers. Then we'll take them away and give you the real ones. BTW boxing is too violent, lets make it an electric 1 way contest. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

At least something does!!! Sorry, Robbie... Yeah let's see YOU try to keep up with her! Ive given up the job search so I can just stay home, work out and stretch all day. Oh, and I just found out moved to a county where I cant buy beer on Sundays. [B][I][U]SO DON'T F*CKIN' PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!![/B][/I][/U] OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is