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HHOOOWLLLY SHEEYIT!![/B] I'm going to add that to my sacred list of Near-Compliments from the Ogre! Let's see... that'll bring the total for the past 19 months toooo........2 ! Well the knob who canned me, was canned by the guy who replaced HIS boss after I got canned. So, for the scorecard:the two guys who "sat me down" that day have BOTH been tossed. And they've BOTH been replaced by guys who used to work for the competing stations! Goes to show, an effective business strategy will ALWAYS pay off. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Your paddle or mine? 'Cause I'm bringing mine.

What are the most common Redneck Last Words.....? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

The guy who FIRED me, just got FIRED!! AHHHHHH....you have to admire the pure instinct which drives that cold blooded, venomous serpent known as the RADIO INDUSTRY! For as it strikes, without regard, those before it, it will also, in time turn on the one who holds its tail. I just found out the guy who inexplicably ridded Tallahassee radio of my gifted ass after ten years, is the newest proud ward of the Florida Unemployment Compensation System. (Hey! That spells F.U.C.S.!) And yet, I'm not sure how I should feel. Oh sure, right now I'm as giddy as the President of the Science Club watching the class bully get his ass kicked by the captain of the Girls' Softball team. And I rejoice for the listening audience I left behind because this M*therF*cker was, WITHOUT A FLINCH, the WWOOOOOORRRRRSSST pile of goo that ever slithered up to a microphone. (Seriously, that's not bitterness, I said that even when I had a job. Ask anybody. He sucked in groundbreaking fashion on the air.) But, at the same time, I lament watching him run the station I helped build into the ground, and I mourn the wreckage of it that I left behind, and the fact I'll never be able to repair it. And, really, knowing how he must feel right now, I can't but feel tremendous sympathy for him as well. ......OK I'M OVER THAT!!!!! BLLLAAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAAHHHAHHAHAHAAAHHH!!!!!!!! HIIIM...HIIIMMM.....FUCK HIIMMMMM!!!!!!! F*ck it. For this moment I'll risk building a little bad karma. O.K. That was my most self serving post ever. But this was the easiest way to tell a bunch of my friends at once. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I won't eat them until someone tells me how they grow all those potatoes the same shape and size. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I just said I'm working on it BITCH!!! Don't pull your f*ckin' hair ou.....Ooops! Sorry! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's Office Space. ======================================= Dante: "You hate people!" Randall: "But I love gatherings. Ironic isn't it? (That one always hits home for some reason.

DUUUB-LINN!! DUUUB-LINN!! DUUUB-LINN!! I haven't been around long enough to deduce a real reason. Last year I didn't go because I was still a homebody as a jumper, and NONE of my friends were going. I do know that in nature, when the big fat lions get lazy, the young hungry ones are always there to grab the meat. OOoohhhh... you will be punished for that. Your paddle or mine? 'Cause I'm bringing mine.

I thought that was funny for about two seconds. Then I realized "HOLY SH*T! That is TOTALLY the way women's minds work!! Man, a head doctor would've just charged you $400 to blame it on your mother. ...Maybe that's what Tom Cruise meant, that Psychiatry just doesn't work on chicks, 'cause their minds are naturally screwy. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Alright, I just sent an e-mail to the TX State Library asking them directly if and how I can do it. Of course, who knows when they'll get back to me? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

DUUUB-LINN!! DUUUB-LINN!! DUUUB-LINN!! I haven't been around long enough to deduce a real reason. Last year I didn't go because I was still a homebody as a jumper, and NONE of my friends were going. I do know that in nature, when the big fat lions get lazy, the young hungry ones are always there to grab the meat. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

That's the one. I'm no good with numbers, I usually get by on my looks. (No points for hitting that one back. Too easy.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

My guess is hanging around behind a camper somewhere with a camera and some popcorn. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Somebody read all that and tell me YEA or NAY. It'll make my head hurt. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

You don't need a name tag Sweetie!

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. ........Vagina." -Maude Lebowski OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I've got my certificate from the Universal Life Church off the internet. I'd have to look up the paperwork, but I'm pretty sure it'd be legal. What we need is a notary to sign the executio...... uuhhh.. marriage license. Or I'll also Professionally Emcee the thing for two free jumps(negotiable). My Credentials Otherwise, I'll just marry Justi. I got room for one more small wife. Mine's hardly ever home. I mean we already three Mexican babies together. (Note to self: Up the dosage on my "magic manhood" herbal supplements.) OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

I would offer the example of a young alumnus of Skydive Tallahassee who somehow made it to -I believe it was his 200th- but I may be slightly off- without the sting of Cool Whip in his eyes. Then on a windswept night in Rantoul, Illinois, he was lashed to a tent pole and pied 200 times -again my numbers may be off, but it was at least 100. I believe it's on the Rantoul 2003 video. Or you could learn from the example of a young OrFun who was stupid enough to complain about not being loved after his 100th, only to be NAILED four months later, at 9pm, on a Sunday night, in 45 degree weather, as he was about to drive home from a boogie. Either way, the lesson is clear: Zip it! And don't turn your back. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Ahhhhh...the infamous "Don".... Here Ye! Here Ye! Once again, the ancient sport of Skydiving has selflessly contributed a new word to the American English lexicon. From this day forward, alongside such powerful words as whuffo and ....well I can't think of any others right now, but alongside that shall reside the word DON Henceforth, the act, happenstance or habit of inadvertently encountering two or more persons in an act or activity of carnal diddlation shall, particularly among skydivers, forever be known as: "The Don" Or when applicable, colloquial variations such as: "Pulling a Don" "Don-ning in on them ..." or "Doing the Old El-Donamundo" shall also be acceptable. Those being caught with their produce out of its bag will be referred to as "Having been Donned on" These words are yours, use them wisely. That is all..... OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Not that private dude. And Brains puts the slam down! Bad business move. My next question was: "What's the cover?" And I agree with Amanduh. You should do the pole. It won't be a "pain in the ass" if we polish it nice and smooth. How about we do a poll about the pole? OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Did everyone else who saw the Dublin DVD just cringe in fear? Only the ones with junk in the trunk. Watch it again. I choose my targets wisely. And I don't think most of the guys who own the video have gotten to the jumping part of it yet, Honey. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

Does twice on one night, at one boogie, behind the same camper count as one or two? Not that it happened. Just asking. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

No humor today? Geez, I think the humor button on the internet has been turned off or something! Yeah, that was humor. I was surprised it took you so long. It's the sarcasm button that's busted. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

.......how private?

PLEEEASE, tell me you're going to be at SkyFest!! (*pant pant pant*) ...uhhh, I mean I'm sure lots of people would certainly like to benefit from your knowledge and expertise. ....My Wife for example!