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  1. skreamer
    I'm a rooinek, looks like sangiro will be the only clutchplate. Will PS re. biltong, I got a nice Christmass pakkie from my mom so I'm sorted.
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    Hell, your bf is South African and you live there, of course you're invited.
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    I had a Cannuck as a pet once. Bastard got so fat I couldn't get him flushed down the toilet so I set him free. If there is a Krispy Kreme anywhere near Eloy he'll be sure to be slobbering around (he makes these annoying nasal high pitched whelping sounds and stinks of garlic). Answers to the name Remi (isn't house broken). If you spot him please do me a favour and have him put down. Thanks.
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    Agge no man, now I sommer feel like a blerrie fool, I went and scored the cherry some chocolates and alles. Don't make me strip my moer now china!
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    Who knows what paragliders call that move (after all they were the first to do it). It might be named after a BASE jumper but the first person to do it was a paraglider, not a BASE jumper. Or did that jump make him a BASE jumper?
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    Hmmm, * South African accent : CHECK * box of Maltesers : CHECK Game on!
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    Well, you'll be happy to hear I won't be wearing my black and burgundy freefly suit. However I will be stylin' in my black and burgundy freefly pants.
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    I'm arriving on the 27th, morningish. All of us are freeflying, I'm bringing my tube - lets have a jol!
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    No, Bapetikosweti. Of course SA you domkop otherwise why would I have posted. Sheesh, you can take a japie out of Belville...
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    Myself and Satan (tattooedmofo) will both be there. In fact the dark lord (aka Kevin) is there already. Will
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    Yeah, I can't stand hypocrisy.
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    Oh really? skydivingfatalities.info seems quite up to date to me - 22 November 2003, landing incident at Deland (with safety and educational information). Did you consult with Barry and/or Craig before undertaking this? It would be a real pity if their database and all their hard work was disregarded. You've put a lot of hard work into dropzone.com, the number of active users and paying advertisers is evidence of this - please just have some respect for other people who have put in a hell of a lot of work as well (without advertising). Will
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    Dunno, but you should meet the fuckwit I did my first fun jumps with!
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    Dear Remi I have prayed long and hard to God for a thread like this (while I wasn't making him kill kittens that is), so here goes : HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY MAKE A FAT FUCKING INBRED CANADIAN FUCKWIT A FUCKING MODERATOR??? I KNOW IT IS JUST BECAUSE YOU SPEAK THAT STUPID FUCKING POLLY VOO FROG LANGUAGE (HENCE THE RIDICULOUS FUCKING ACCENT WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK EENGLEESH). IT IS NOT EVEN AS IF YOU HAVE ANY REAL FUCKING GREENIE POWERS ANYWAY. ALL YOU CAN DO IS STAY IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FRENCH FORUM, WEARING A STUPID FUCKING BERET, STINKING OF GARLIC AND LOOKING MISERABLE. Regards Will PS is it still OK if I come visit you in Canada and drink some more of your fine whiskey?
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    The Team Crank guys' new video "Dead Air Dummies" will make its USA debut after the BASE seminar on Saturday the 27th. This will be in the main hangar. The trailer for this movie (DeadAirDummies.wmv) was released on the internet some time ago (and can still be downloaded from the BASE section on skydivingmovies). I'm taking five NTSC copies over with me which will be sold at $20 each - first come first served. Two of these copies have already been reserved via PM. Thanks to Betsy and her crystal ball for helping set up this exclusive premiere.
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    Because of limited space I will only be able to take five copies of their video. The Dead Air Dummies trailer was quite well received, so I think these will go soon. They are being sold for $25 per copy, anyone who wants to pre-order with me is welcome (I arrive at Eloy on 26th). Thanks to Betsy Barnhouse (and her crystal ball) the movie will be shown in the main hangar at Eloy after Kevin McGuire's BASE seminar on Saturday the 27th December. Will
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    I admire your positive attitude. Sounds like you have had to cope with quite a bit yet are still upbeat and looking onwards and upwards. Nice work soldier. Will
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    You're all very judgemental - I condemn you all for that!
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    Dude, you get any fatter and I'll be jumping off you. (but there is nothing perfectly good about you...) BTW nobody 'packed' any parachutes, they stuffed them in their stash bags after landing. Doesn't take long at all. Glad to see the video of my premature exit (solo rodeo) is still haunting me.
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    Well then maybe you should've packed less makeup and hair styling shit.
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    Yeah, I'll have the blonde for $25 (beer that is). Ta.
  22. skreamer
    I'm holding out for the night jumps.... +white cane=me spotting Will PS as for luvin me, too late, even Remster the fatass Canadian slag is in front of you in that queue.
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    Shhh, you'll make Remster jealous and you know what she is like when she gets jealous...
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    At least you get to take your rig to Eloy, I'm leaving mine behind to make place for a suitcase full of Maltesers.
  25. skreamer
    Ek land die 25ste, ek arriveer op Eloy die 26ste. Vertrek eers die 10de Januarie. Wanneer kan ons jou terugverwag in die land van kak weer en vrot tande?