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You and this chick ate £60 worth of food at an american take-away??? How the hell did you waddle away from that, let alone run! Fuckin hell, fat boy, and your profile says you're not even American!!! I'll answer your question with some questions : 1) How good a lay was the fat chick? 2) Can you get sex elsewhere or do you really want to shag the fat chick again? 3) How big is the fat chick's boyfriend? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Yes, yes, I'll have a computer with fast internet access.... Damn, doesn't that job have ANY perks? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

That is SO not true! (Daisy died of hoof and mouth disease, sniff, sniff) hmmm, might be a good idea if we keep the fun chit-chat to this thread, rather than molest every other thread with our special little brand of S+M bonding! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Is that why she asked me to use my foot (with my boot still on)? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

I can't believe this! Starting next week Monday I have to get out of bed at 7h30AM! I have to go to work and stay there for 8 and a half hours, EVERY SINGLE DAY THE WHOLE RADLOFFING WEEK!! OK, OK, its nice that they'll pay me and I'll be able to go jumping again, thats nice and all, but what about my friends : Sally, Ricki, Trisha and Montell? What about the 7 soaps I have been following every day? This totally sucks, man, I've only been unemployed for 7 weeks, I was just starting to chill out! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Haven't heard any complaints from your mother... /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Still beats working in the typing pool.... /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Then... General Bloggs : "What do you have to say for yourself now Private Fields?" Private Fields : "Please sir, can I have some more?" /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Making ugly chicks hot is easy - just give them a poodle perm!!! /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

lol Now you guys are going to be putting CN#1 into a whole new cadenza! Lisa : "Why do you want to downsize?" Luigi : "So the other guys can't hit my main!" /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)

Yep, wingi, it was Ron Visser. Man, he was one funny guy. He was telling us about their trip to Australia where they opened the paralympics and all the crazy shit they got up to. He also explained how they grade people to see if they qualify to be in the pieces of 8 - the way he explained it was just as funny as hell! I remember him saying how the last time they had been at Perris they got to jump with the Golden Knights and afterwards the Knights thanked THEM for jumping with them - he said they were like 'the GOLDEN KNIGHTS are thanking US for jumping with THEM???' lol I got the following off a web-site about them, it pretty much sums up their kick-ass attitude : /s (the man who shoved the toothpaste up wingnut's nose at euro dz.com)

Clay, that was rough! You are so going to hell for that, I'm just not sure whose hell, the Christians' or the Muslims'... (maybe you can alternate and take turns in each)

I suspect you've been there already, and aren't quite the hard case you make yourself out to be.... Pussy

Oh, you got me there, Justin - I really wish I could have been in the 82nd Airborne Secretarial Division! What the hell did your Battle Orders look like anyway? What did a bad day in the field mean to you? Having to use a manual type-writer because there were no power points for the electric kit that was issued to you? Typical day at the 82nd Airborne Secretarial Division : General Bloggs : "We need a secretary at Brigade HQ (10 miles behind the front line) ASAP - who's the best we've got?" Bloggs aide : "Uh, General, we've only got Fields and his short-hand isn't up to scratch and he's having his period" General Bloggs : "Fuck it, send him in!"

Very funny AnusAngel! Easy to be abusive when you're anonymous, isn't it "Jo"? Chicken-shit!

Nope, I just got to walk around on 9 day patrols - luckily Natal is really really flat! (but looking on the bright side, I didn't have to carry a type-writer either - those things must weigh a TON). So where did you see active duty, Justin? Get a purple heart for getting RSI in your wrists from all that typing?

Well, we didn't get to wear uniforms very often! Mostly it was just loin-cloths and spears for us!

Hey Froggie Hope all is well! Apart from a small detour into necrophilia and bestiality, everything is pretty much same old same old around here! /s

Ooooh, so THAT'S what they teach you in those 2 weeks at Fort Benning! Touch-typing!

lol Here you go Clay, here's a special treat - pretty easy to spot me, I'm the white boy in the pic! It was actually a real education for me, my unit was made up of Cape Coloureds (hence the Cape Regiment), but served in Black townships (in South Africa 'coloured' and 'black' are definitely NOT one and the same). I hope the sight of me in uniform doesn't get you too excited Justin!

Speaking of breaks - do you ever take a break from the forum to do any work? I know you have a civilian job now, but what exactly is it that you do for a living?

Anglo-Boer war - outnumbered 7 -1 on the ground, eventually lost a war of attrition when the British put the Boer women and children in concentration camps and burnt down all the farms. World War 1 - read up about Delville Wood and why the German commander saluted the handful of South Africans who survived World War 2 - South Africa joins in the war a day after Britain (not 3 years, one day). Finest pilot of the Battle of Britain : Sailor Malan. South African army formed key part of Montgomery's 8th Army in North Africa, and later in Italy. Korea - South Africa volunteers again 70's and 80's South Africa fights communist forces in Angola (my old man was there for most of that, Operations Reindeer and Savannah). If the Communists controlled both the Suez Canal and the southern tip of Africa, they would have had a strangle-hold on global shipping (particularly oil tankers). Ever wondered why our ANC politicians still call each other comrade in parliament? I served with the Cape Regiment, used for unrest control and peace-keeping in the townships of Natal at a time when both left wing and right wing radical elements were trying to destabilize the country. Thanks in a very large part to the professional job we (the army) did, the country was able to have its first free and fair true democratic election. So, what exactly has the South African army done? Looking back at that little essay I just wrote, not much I guess.... (and if you think I don't miss my country, my family and my friends pretty much all the time, then you're wrong about that as well - but I won't bore you with all the details about what democracy has done for my country in the last 10 years). Will

Thats right Justin, the South African army I served in would have been no match for you brave warriors with all your techno gadgets. We saw what you were capable of in those 6 months in Somalia and that left us really intimidated. lol I bet the British had the same attitude in 1898

Hey Clay, whats with this pussy? Everybody has just started to figure out what little homo boy's play really was, so he tries to call it off. Dude, I thought he was in the REAL army, now I find out it was the reservists? Fuckin hell everybody knows the reservists are all closet gays who can't make it in the REAL army, so they join the reservists to try and make up for their masculine inadequacies (ie Chihuahua Boy). So, Justin, which one of the Village People do you fancy? (or is it all of them?). Don't try and get out of the kitchen now Britannica Boy, its time to start turning the heat up.

Uh, don't follow - how are women different from barnyard animals anyway, Diva? Justin, I think Clay is right, you really are a bit fixated on me aren't you? Seems like every single one of your posts today has been about me. Sheesh, you fags are all the same...