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Fisting Buffy?
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Don't know them, please elaborate. There's another fun one, I can't give the name (its sacred), but works as follows : You ring a friend on your mobile/cell phone. You leave your phone lying next to the bed. You then have to get her to shout HIS name while you are boning her. (what he does on the other side while listening to this is his business) To achieve true status you have to have received such a call and made such a call. Then there was the flags game as well, a LOT easier to play if you live somewhere like London. /s
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Uh, no, Clay that isn't the Rodeo. The Rodeo is when you are doing her doggie, you grab her boobies, lean forward and whisper that her sister/mother/best friend is a much better lay, THEN you hang on for dear life.
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Huh? "Second date"?? What is this expression woman, tell me what it means!
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Easy when you're posting anonymously, huh? You're not the only one with a gf who browses and lurks.
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lol I think we were both posting at the same time to this one!
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Alternatively you could just do them bent over in front of the dresser, watching their reflection as you do - thats kinda nice as well. For a really good laugh, try doing "The Birdie" - while shagging doggie-style (yes yes Justin, very funny) take your hands off their butt or boobs and start flapping your arms like a bird. Trick is to not start laughing or miss a stroke, especially hard when the chick looks back and does a classic double-take, as in "WTF are you doing???". lol cracks me up every time... /s
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Is that a new record? /s PS Pammi's hemp necklaces are ENTIRELY handmade (ie not just beads on a string, we're talking plaited hemp here people!). The detail on her necklaces is excellent (thats because she makes her kids do all the work and they have tiny little fingers...)
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I've been wearing mine for 2 months now and it still looks great. I make a point of not wearing it in the shower or smoking it and it is lasting really well! /s PS Pammi we KNOW it is really your kids making the necklaces but we won't grass your little Nike sweat-shop...
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Hi Geoff Unfortunately the rules did change so the coaching is only available up till FF1 level. (that said I still think it is an excellent deal) Will
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Congratulations!!! So when can we expect to see your contribution to the Pub?
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Unfortunately I still haven't found anyone worse than me at my DZ... lol My DZ here in the UK (Hinton) has this great policy to encourage people to learn. For 2-way coaching (either RW or Freefly), you only pay for half the coach's slot (the DZ pays the other half) - until you get the basic sit-flying license (FF1). The coach has to be approved by the DZ and you get the full briefs, debriefs, camera etc. So, a coach jump for me costs the grand total of £24 (roughly $32). Plus the other freeflyers at the DZ (yes even 3flier) don't mind jumping with the newbies either.
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Then how come ALL rigs essentially use a RC system for reserves?
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What, you too scared to write about yourself but you'll post 2 400 times???
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Great idea HH!
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Exactly! (now WTF does Res Firma Mitescere Nescite mean?)
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Thank God for that Edit/delete feature! Clay is right (shit, first Justin, now Clay - I am NOT having a good day!)
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You were doing quite well until that bit - hmmm spring-loaded PC caught in burble causing horse-shoe malfunction? Don't think I've ever heard of that one... I still contend though that the spring-loaded PC system is more reliable/safer than the throw-out system. However the throw-out system is easier to pack and obviously you'd want a collapsable PC flying a smaller main. Ever heard of a high-speed mal caused by an uncocked spring-loaded PC in tow? Not really possible is it? Will PS I agree entirely with Justin's reply (which is really strange and quite annoying all at the same time.... )
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Maybe because the spring-loaded pilot chute system IS safer. The fact that people screw up when they convert to throw-out is not the fault of the equipment. Think about your reserve for a second and why a spring loaded pilot chute is used. If someone isn't switched on enough after 33 jumps to do the conversion to throw-out (and knowing where this incident happened, he would have been thoroughly briefed beforehand) then this probably isn't the sport for them. Converting from ripcord to throwout is not a big deal.
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Last I heard H&B did a comprehensive package (medical, loss, theft etc) for £117 for the year - I don't think anybody else can match that. /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)
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You're so right sloppie! (you still want to borrow the velcro gloves though, right?) /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)
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Dude that is disgusting, Diva has given you the shirt off her back and is bending over backwards to be nice to you and you just keep reading sexual connotations into everything... Man, its a sad world we live in with all you sick perverts.... /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)
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Sheesh, what a bunch of immature boys : ignore them Diva, just swallow your pride and keep your chin up! What?? What??? /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)
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Sheep are good for wool and mutton, women are good for, uhhh, ummmm.... (you're still mad at me for that *wise*-crack aren't you? thats OK, baby, I forgive you. ) /s (responsible for toothpaste up wingi's nose at first euro dz.com boogie)