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  1. Lets just remember how this all started : with YOUR pet rodent crawling up HIS ass and dying!! And on this happy note - screw you guys, I'm going home!
  2. That thing looks more like YOUR local gay bar! (and no I haven't been there, but Clay told me all about it). I think you guys shared more than just a (dead) gerbil.....
  3. All your threads are belong to us!!!!! (until a grownup/moderator tells us off...)
  4. Well, you see luckily for the gerbil when he crawled up Justin's bum and died he was already in a warm happy place!! (happy because he had frequent company up Justin's bum!!!)
  5. Oh, is THAT what you were doing up Justin's ass - looking for your gerbil???
  6. skreamer

    Wow

    I'm not desperate either!!! (I just have extremely low standards.... )
  7. Hey Marshall, tell your folks that skydiving is starting to bore you and you are going to take up base-jumping instead.... (even if it doesn't make them chill out about skydiving at least it'll be good for a laugh when they bust their collective nut)
  8. Hmm, actually I don't think he was an Ewok either - chicks still find those attractive. I think Clay is more of a Jabba the Hut type, after all he is loading that PD190 at something like 2:1!!!!
  9. skreamer

    Wow

    Thats because you're not worthy!
  10. skreamer

    Wow

    Uh, haven't we already filled our quota of Canadians for this forum??? (just kidding dude, we know you're not all like Remi! )
  11. You notice how Chuck and Clay never post at the same time? Hmmm, I think Chuck Blue = Clay Fowler..... (Chuck being the Skywalker to the Dark Side that is Clay!)
  12. Spot skyhawk in the attached pic!
  13. I've made about 100 jumps on my new Wings and am still really happy with it. It is really comfortable under canopy because of the slightly forward positioning of the leg-straps. Lots of little attention to detail, like the way the front riser loops are in a "D" shape and allow you to get your fingers through them easily. I don't know about the reserve reservations - my rigger here in the UK had never repacked a reserve in a Wings before, and she absolutely raves about it. Will
  14. Why does the Navy keep Marines on ships? Sheep would be obvious.
  15. Yep, and apparently her lesbian lover (Lynne) used to be a biker as well....
  16. I hear there's a job opening at a hemp necklace sweat-shop at a location very near to you! (but be careful I hear the chick who owns it is a real ball-breaker!) Good luck with the job-hunt man!
  17. skreamer

    Bust!!!!

    [disclaimer] At no stage did I indicate that my misbehaviour on the bus was of a lascivious nature or involved a colleague. Any such presumptions made by third parties can and will result in legal action. Cheating on your partner can be hazardous to your health and can lead to injury or death. [/disclaimer] /s PS Remi ever heard of the expression "its on a need to know basis"???
  18. Dude, wot is a melba toast? For that matter what is a viking toast??? (I have so much to learn)
  19. skreamer

    Bust!!!!

    This pic was taken at last night's xmas party and just got mailed to the ENTIRE company!!! (the boobies belong to my colleague Maria). Hee hee ended up misbehaving on the bus back from the company party and then had to sleep in my car because I was too drunk to drive. And I've still got tonight's DZ Xmas bash to look forward to! Woo-hoo!
  20. Uh, judging by the following from her personal preferences I'd say Clay is in with a good chance! /s PS Lisa do you have the chick's yahoo mail address? (surely her ex knows it?) PM it to me and I'll see what I can do.....