skreamer

Sorry about that dude. Don't know if this will cheer you up, but if you get to be as old as your grandfather did, then you still have about 80 jumping years ahead of you to look forward to!

Yep, I read about your and Chappie's seminar, but considering that I used to be called 'Mr. Floaty' I don't really think there is much of a future for me in speed skydiving...

The couple has been married only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. "Honey," says he to his new bride, "I'll be right back..." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asks the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." "You want a beer, My Love?" She opens the refrigerator door shows him 25 different brands of beer from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, including six places he's never even heard of. The husband is nonplussed, and all he can think to say is, "Yes, Honey Pie, but the bar you know...the frozen glass..." He hasn't finished the sentence before wifey interrupts him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She hands him a mug out of the freezer that is so cold that it burns his fingers "Yes, Tootsie Roll," hubby says a bit desperately, "but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Pookie Pooh?" She opens the oven and removes 15 different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But, Sweetie, Honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? Here...DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?!!"

Phil, you dumbass!!! That means you owe a case for every one! If you had claimed to do all that on the same jump then its only one case owed in total. Will PS BTW Phil, Brian Vacher is doing a camera seminar at the AGM (which quite a few of the Hinton bunch will be attending). Also, GG is in line for an award so be sure to be there for that and give her shit!

Thats exactly how I feel - there I was enjoying a bit of passion with a bunny on the bonnet of a car at Texel, when next thing BenW takes a pic and posts it!!! Imagine my pain, crying myself to sleep at night, deeply humiliated.... Oh no, I'm having another flashback.... NOT!

Born in Oudtshoorn, South Africa. Currently living in London. First jump at Citrusdal , South Africa in February 1993 (minor 7 year gap between jumps nr. 11 and 12...) Home dropzone Hinton, UK Have also jumped in Germany, Holland, California and Florida. Will

Nice going granny!!!

Come do some hop n pops in the UK, you'll go lower than '2 200. (of course it'll be because you got out of the plane at '2 000 but thats a different story). Will PS Mike I know I screwed up last weekend and have done a lot of thinking about why I went low - basically I fucked up and I don't want it to happen again. Thats the second time its happened and thats two times too many.

You get the feeling right now Justin is out shopping for a pogo stick and Spiderman costume?

His name is Tim Carter (kinda figured they might need that bit of info, Mike). I got freefly coaching off him, but don't hold that against him, he's a good coach and shit-hot canopy pilot. Will

If they got any worse she'd be in a wheel-chair by now.... /s PS chicks can't land because they don't have depth perception - its the same reason they are such a danger behind the wheel.

Whoever decided to allow Canadians access to the net has a lot to answer for...

Now why am I suddenly in the mood for KFC??? Just kidding man, hope the ankle heals quickly (and remember : Share the drugs!) Will

But thanks for bumping my *worthless opinion* back to the top! Much appreciated.

Yeah, I've got a Dutch friend (medical doctor) who won't return there because of the high taxes. His father (a top aneasthetist) and brother (GP) practice in the UK as well - they say that they aren't happy paying ridiculously high taxes just to support junkies and welfare seekers (who often aren't even Dutch). Must say though, I went to the "3 October" party at Leiden (had friends studying there) in 1997 and had a total blast! (learnt a cool Dutch drinking song about girls with red hair....

Yes, and word was you made THEM eat the onions afterwards - you're a very sick man!!!! PS reminder to self - don't EVER accept any food from 3flier because you never know where (or up who) it has been.....

Except it wouldn't be baby oil they'd be drenched in now, would it?

Hmmm, gives a whole new twist to the expression "Get your finger out of your arse!".....

Ok, so I know Mickey Rourke has made one or two shite movies (eg Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man) BUT he is a phuqin good actor (eg Barfly, Bullet) and has real presence on screen (you KNOW he is a bad mutha). So, I couldn't believe it when I was watching MTV (because I'm not quite 30 yet) last night and I see him in a music video for HENRIGAY IGLESIAS!!!!!! And the little snot nose bitch slaps him in the video!! Henrigay Iglesias slaps Mickey Rourke!!!! WTF is this world coming to??? This is the same guy who chained his naked gf (Carre Otis) to his harley, drenched her in baby oil, took some pics and then SOLD the pics to a men's mag!!! This was wrong, very wrong - what is this world coming to? /s

Thats what everybody who was on that Cessna load I JM'd last Saturday is now saying too... (but apart from my short spot, my crap canopy control and my loss of altitude awareness everything else went ok.... it was not my best skydiving day)

Bill, what would you do if the uppers were changing constantly (direction and speed)? At my DZ we occasionally get put on a hold at '6 000 and by the time we are on jump run it might have been half an hour since we took off (plus we always do two passes). Would you check with the pilot (if possible) to work out ground speed and time between exits? Also, what if the JM sucks at maths - how is he supposed to work out exit order at short order? (experience?) Will PS what does the "I" in IAS stand for?

Hee hee and we all know what THAT means Frank!!! /s PS seeing as its Dove I definitely think green bottles are in order!

Yeah, that and you being a Babrahama Lincoln!!!

Back off Slappie - I was stalking her first!!!

Well, do you?