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  1. n Pienk verlepte blou platinum uitgenaaide molshoop!!!
  2. skreamer

    im a genius

    You are a super genius who can't spell tongue right in his own signature!!! lol "Don't die until you're dead"
  3. Hy het die IK van n Kalahari molshoop!!!
  4. Don't care - my car is phuqed and if I can't jump then NOBODY gets to jump!!! (there is a god)
  5. No, no - I am saying the Bush is already stoned!!!!
  6. Bull-shit - our runway has seen more white stuff than Danielle Westbrook's top lip and the weather still sucks!!! "Don't die until you're dead"
  7. No way, how could anybody think that when they have such a super intelligent president??? "Don't die until you're dead"
  8. Clay will you be paying your own slot on these *coaching* dives? I think in this case jump numbers DO count and I don't think somebody with 125 jumps should be coaching. Personally if I was going to get RW coaching I would get it from an established RW skydiver, same with freeflying - at this stage I don't think you are either. Nothing personal and I am sure you are a very good skydiver (for 125 jumps), but I don't think ANYBODY with that few jumps should be coaching. I don't think someone with 125 jumps should be wearing camera either, but like you said that is a whole different thread. Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  9. And is carrying a case of BEER!!!!
  10. Yes well they still have to get pretty "defensive" about/around their "offensive" bodies! (and I'm only this brave because I can't go to the DZ this weekend) "Don't die until you're dead"
  11. Actually most females have to be defensive about their bodies at Hinton!!! lol "Don't die until you're dead"
  12. Coenie and 'the government' tied the knot??? Excellent! I was going to come visit in April, but a return flight costs £585 - too much money in any currency.... "Don't die until you're dead"
  13. You will if you shop on-line!!!!
  14. lol reckon that makes me a 'soutpiel' then!!!
  15. Yep, its Afrikaans - scratch is a bonehead! just kidding!!
  16. Rum??? As jy dom is moet jy kak....
  17. Now that he's clocked his odometer, you reckon we can trade Clay in for a newer better looking model?
  18. Yeah, I got my Hornet (loaded at 1.2:1) after 70 jumps on big ass F111 canopies. I have now made 100 jumps on it and I don't either feel it is the right canopy for a student. Maybe if you are at some big busy progressive DZ where they have an established canopy school, then maybe.... Also, you have to consider how current you will be - and then err on the side of caution. Choose getting to the ground safely and jumping again over getting stretchered of the landing area and not jumping again for a looooong time. Choose life, choose a big TV etc. etc. Just remember the Hornet is a 9-cell, ZP semi-elliptical canopy - treat it with respect! Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  19. skreamer

    Freefall

    Here's how : Tell your friends to drive their car at 120mph on the freeway. Then they should stick their head out the window (opening it first might be a good idea..) and close their eyes. For the proper *freefall* effect everybody including the driver should do this!
  20. Or "Maybe base jumping isn't the sport for me..." (I got that story in a motivational spam email a while back) "Don't die until you're dead"
  21. Hi HH How about a 'Stolen Gear' section under 'Gear and Rigging'? People could post descriptions (and pics if they have them) of any stolen gear. Dunno if this has been suggested before, might be a good idea though. Cheers Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  22. I've heard construction work pays pretty well in Australia. Can't you get an apprenticeship somewhere for a trade? Electricians, plumbers, carpenters etc. all earn good money in Oz (so my mates tell me). How about packing, can't you get a job at one of the bigger Australian DZs? "Don't die until you're dead"
  23. Borrowed it off 3flier did you? "Don't die until you're dead"
  24. How many tits does a goat have? Can't we all milk him at the same time???