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I'm sorry about your friend, fruce. From what you wrote he seemed like a really nice guy and I am sure you and everybody else at CK will miss him a lot. My condolences. Will

lmfao - you tourists crack me up!!!

I don't think Airtec agrees with you on that one Jo.... "Don't die until you're dead"

lol Yeah, that time my colostomy came loose in freefall and we used it as a spaceball was fun too!!!

*applause* Hear hear!!! I agree with that entirely, of course it doesn't apply to people working in the sport - but that is the coachee's prerogative. Want to be coached by a professional coach and you will pay for the privilege. What I find to be a big benefit of jumping with newbies is that since you are paying your own slot, they can't lay claim to your time (ie if they are knobbers you don't have to jump with them). Will "Don't die until you're dead"

You ever tried RW with a dialysis machine.... "Don't die until you're dead"

When the weak stick their tongue in an electrical socket and flip the switch they should not be surprized at what happens.... (as jy dom is moet jy kak) "Don't die until you're dead"

Yeah, but at least you don't have to wait hours for your post to appear either... But, yes, lately the 'deleted' and 'locked' features appear to have been used a bit much around here. Doesn't matter though, I just resort to PMs to remind Remi and Emma how intrinsically sad they truly are. "Don't die until you're dead"

Is this why you are always hiding in the trees at Hinton???

Could you take this to the PMs please!!! "Don't die until you're dead"

Yes, I must say I really hate the way they don't make 100 jump wonders coaches over here. Maybe if the BPA was a bit more progressive we'd all be as good as you.... lol "Don't die until you're dead"

Geoff is BRITISH! And where exactly are you living now Remi? Geeze, you foreigners coming here and stealing our jobs is what is wrong with this country!!!! "Don't die until you're dead"

So if you get this coach rating will you still be paying your own slot? "Don't die until you're dead"

OK then Remi, how about the following : THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT SOMEONE WITH 125 MOSTLY FREEFLY JUMPS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO STRAP ON A CAMERA AND COACH LOW(ER) TIME JUMPERS IN RW!!! There, how do you like them apples? "Don't die until you're dead"

Clay, I was never commenting on your skills. I haven't jumped with you or seen any video footage, so I have no idea how good you are after 125 jumps. That wasn't my point, my point was that from a safety point of view I think it would be better if you were more experienced (in RW). The only way to get that experience is by making more jumps (doing RW). As for your S/L JM reference - that is not really relevant. A S/L JM can't lose altitude awareness and take a student low, to name just one scenario that comes to mind. When I got RW coaching it was off a 21 year old skydiver who happened to have 1 200 jumps. I was only paying his slot - there is no way I would've paid someone with 125 jumps slot to coach me. Doesn't matter how good you are right now, you just don't have the experience in the sport that someone with say 400 jumps has. If you really want to help newbies, why don't you just pay your own slot, fun jump with them and give them some pointers afterwards? Thats what happens at my DZ and it is made clear to the newbie that they are responsible for their own ass - it is not AFF. This sport is expensive enough to get into, I am sure you had experienced jumpers help you out when you were learning who paid their own way. Will "Don't die until you're dead"

So Remi, long story cut short : You think it is OK for someone with 125 mostly freefly skydives to coach RW (with camera) to newbies? "Don't die until you're dead"

Well I WILL beat this dead horse : Clay, I am not flaming you or attacking you, but THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT SOMEONE WITH 125 JUMPS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO COACH LOW(ER) TIME JUMPERS!!! There is no substitute for experience. I don't care how good you think you are - somebody with say 400 jumps has a lot more experience than you at jumping out of a plane and saving their ass. Also, you do mostly freeflying and yet now with 125 jumps you think you can coach RW??? And you want to strap a camera to your head as well? If you really want to help low timers then why don't you just do fun jumps with them (paying your own slot)??? Jesus, am I the only person who gets really concerned that people with 125 jumps want to/ are allowed to coach newbies fresh off AFF? For both your safety and that of the coachees I would suggest you wait until you are a bit more experienced. Like I said, I'm not flaming you, I respect that you want to help newbies, but you becoming a coach now is not a good idea. Will "Don't die until you're dead"

Sorry, I don't speak "super genius", now what the hell does that mean??? "Don't die until you're dead"

As one of my New Zealand friends said when told yet another sheep shagging joke by a Pom : Thats right - we fuck them and then YOU eat them!!!

But, skyhawk, all the chicks know your gun is still shooting blanks.... (just kidding dude) "Don't die until you're dead"

Te laat!!! Die fokken telefoon get gelui terwyl ek probeer pos en asemhaal - toe pis ek sommer in my broek!!! Twee keer in een week, aai wat gaan die baas se? "Don't die until you're dead"

" bring me a beer, you fucking boozehag?" Bring vir my n bier you fokken dronk slet! Pronounced roughly like this : "bruhng fur may hnn beeer yo fohken drohnk slet" Sorry, I don't know phonetics - an easy answer is simply kak (pronounced 'kuk'), which means 'shit' and can be used as the answer to a lot of things (someone is lying, exaggerating etc).

Loop jy weer twee rye spore van te veel karate water??? Naai, ek guy net - dis lekker soos n cracker!!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!! Nou moet ek gaan piepie voor ek my broek nat maak!!!

Da Comrade!!!