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  1. skreamer

    I Got Laid

    You are so funny!!!!
  2. 0:5:0 "Don't die until you're dead"
  3. Clay blows goats!!!! I have proof...... "Don't die until you're dead"
  4. skreamer

    Pictures

    Hoots laddie, there's a wee moose aboot in the hoose!!!! "Don't die until you're dead"
  5. Dunno about that though, because if Lynn was a man she would be one ugly mutha!!!!
  6. I got some pale ale too, who wants some???
  7. skreamer

    Audible's

    Dude, trust me, Alex (GravityPirate) knows what he is talking about. I've seen his near-death experience on video quite a few times - using an audible (or two) when freeflying makes sense. Also, remember if you rely on your body clock and you regularly jump at a DZ with exit altitude of '13 500, the first time you go jump at a DZ with exit altitude of '12 000 you might be in for a little surprize.... Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  8. Oh, who would that be landing in the student landing area??? Why, its Remi the smart-ass Canadian... You 800-jump wonders are all the same.... "Don't die until you're dead"
  9. So what, you're still Canadian.... "Don't die until you're dead"
  10. Yeah, Chuck, good post - now just be careful you don't have a rhino crawl up your butt!!! "Don't die until you're dead"
  11. Just be glad he wasn't 'standing at attention' in his star spangled Speedo.... "Don't die until you're dead"
  12. Here's a pic of Clay modeling his patriotic new choice of underwear!
  13. Oh yes, and how about him and his health minister refusing to give AZT to HIV-positive pregnant women because 'AIDS isn't caused by HIV'??? At least Dubya has bright people around him (Cheney, Powell etc.) to help him pick the right colour crayons!
  14. Ja, Dubya is a joke. But then again the royal family over here is an even bigger joke. And for a really good laugh, follow the 'elections' in Zimbabwe.....
  15. I'd be more interested to know how many skydivers with more than say 200 jumps have (and use when appropriate) an RSL. I'm still convinced that a lot of experienced jumpers are against RSLs simply because they are associated with students and low-timers and are not *cool*. I know an experienced jumper (over 12 000 jumps) who jumps a Velocity loaded at over 2 with RSL connected (whenever appropriate). He has had to cut it away three times when he had the RSL connected and (I think) twice when it wasn't (camera). He swears by them. I read Barry's fatality site and made my decision based on what I read there. But anyway, your life, your gear, your decision - make the choice you feel is right for you and live with the consequences (or not as the case may be.... ) Will "Don't die until you're dead"
  16. skreamer

    Selfish

    I bet you do anyway!!! "Don't die until you're dead"
  17. skreamer

    Selfish

    Hmmm, how long has the person in your example been with this other person? "Don't die until you're dead"
  18. Know EXACTLY what you mean, John. Cracks me up when they do something stoopid and then try and get shitty with me and want it fixed RIGHT NOW!!! When they ask nicely and politely I try and help them, when they give me attitude I go for a looooong tea break... "Don't die until you're dead"
  19. skreamer

    Selfish

    So is Winnie Mandela... "Don't die until you're dead"
  20. Add boobies to that list and this forum would shrivel up and die!
  21. Geeks with guns..... (sad) "Don't die until you're dead"
  22. skreamer

    Selfish

    No, No, I am cool and clever!!! scratch is just a moffie who reads too many chick magazines.... "Don't die until you're dead"
  23. Oh yes Disclaimer : All third world citizens (this would mean you scratch) are exempt from ever having to buy HH a JT, since aforementioned JT (when purchased in a first world country) would cost more than it does to feed your village for a month. Happy now, my china? "Don't die until you're dead"
  24. skreamer

    Selfish

    I have a Small suspicion I know who that is... And this is pretty goddamn profound scratch (you been reading Cosmo again???) "Don't die until you're dead"
  25. Well said! Also, for the amount of work this guy puts in (which we do tend to take for granted) it would be nice if he got the occasional jump ticket bought for him. Have you all seen the pay pal link in the pub (top left)? This site is free, but I think the dude would really appreciate a JT or two. Will PS HH do I get commission for this shameless shmoozing??? "Don't die until you're dead"