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Hell, wouldda though Chuck would've latched onto this one by now!!!
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Tomorrow I'm going to truly perfect the art of procrastination... "Don't die until you're dead"
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You speak pork 'n beans???
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Omri, stay the hell away from Justin - no matter what he offers you, "Just Say No!". Not to alarm you or anything, but Michael Jackson is his hero and that whole pregnant wife thing is just an elaborate cover-up! "Don't die until you're dead"
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lol I just read your sig - do you remember that time you posted asking if you could become a freeflyer because all freeflyers had beards and you weren't even shaving yet???
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Shit lil fella, glad to hear you are OK!!! Also (and just as importantly) does your DZ have another plane so you can keep jumping? Will "Don't die until you're dead"
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Uhhh, dude, I did make 4 skydives this past weekend, but I wasn't describing them in my last post.... "Don't die until you're dead"
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One hop 'n pop, one tube, one freefly with lay-offs and sweeeeet docks and then a sunset load that carried on for aaaaaaages!!!!
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Pammi, the best part is, I am still paying this rig off! I am just about over it now and I am sure the next time I will see her I will be mature (I left the DZ asap on Saturday because I didn't know if I was going to be able to keep my temper about it), but still, fuck it people, THIS WAS MY RIG!!!! It cost me more than twice what my car costs me (including the cypres and OK my car is a piece of shit). Aaaah fuck it now I am pissed off again, time to go home and put on my running shoes methinks.... Will PS Oh yes to answer your question : I was walking on the path from the landing area to the packing area - she was standing beside the path chatting to friends with cigarette in hand pointing behind her and moved her arm into my canopy as I walked by. To be fair she did tell me about it herself, because I didn't see it happen. The 3 holes are not very big, but they are holes nonetheless. "Don't die until you're dead"
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Did you miss the part where I posted this earlier Jessica? (BTW it was GREAT sex!!) I only got pissed off again when somebody posted implying that I should only have a grudge against careless smokers. Anybody who smokes is careless with their own health! And I can't be mature about this - that was my first (yes, blah blah beer) new rig, custom made, my colours etc etc. Its like having a new car and then somebody else carelessly fucks it up. Yes, it can be fixed, but it won't be the same and on a more pragmatic note, yes the resale value has now gone down as well. I just don't see why anybody would want to smoke, let alone skydivers. You waste money and you increase the risks of dying young. The younger you die the less skydives you get to make - end of story! (did I mention it was good sex?
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No, ALL smokers suck! You spend a lot of money so you can stink and then you end up in hospital coughing up bits of your own lungs, begging for morphine while you slowly wheeze your last breaths. But thats right, you are all victims of peer pressure and evil advertising campaigns, aren't you??? And don't tell me how *you* would never be an inconsiderate smoker - you trying to tell me nobody has EVER had to breathe your second hand smoke??? Ever noticed how many smokers don't think twice about dropping their butts on the ground and then grinding it out with their feet - isn't that litter? And as for all that bollocks about all the tax smokers pay on every pack - non-smokers are STILL paying for health care for dying smokers with their tax money. Smokers have no rights - don't expect me to be mature about this, because this is now a very personal issue for me and I don't give a shit about *smokers' rights*. Will "Don't die until you're dead"
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Thanks, dude, worst was, there was still a lot of jumping to be done. Dropped my rig off in the rigger's sewing room and then just took off. Was feeling miserable enough without wanting to watch everybody else still jumping... Was looking to sell my Hornet in 150 jumps time, hope this doesn't knock too much off the resale value! (but after that my weekend was pretty fucking awesome!!!
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Hi Kevin I've got the BOC you are referring to. Have made just over 100 jumps on my Wings. What bothered me was that that fold you referred to goes against the direction of the pull - ie it would be easy for the PC fabric to bunch up there. I tried a couple of different methods before I found a way of folding the PC that gave an acceptable (not too hard) pull. Have you considered folding the PC in a different way? I also thought the pouch was really short at first but now am happy with it (and the container as a whole). Will "Don't die until you're dead"
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Is that really Bill von Novak??? Funny, but I had pictured him as this older serious academic type with a long grey beard and glasses (wearing a white lab coat for a jumpsuit)! And was skybytch trying it on with keith??? Looked a bit too lovey dovey to me! "Don't die until you're dead"
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Yes, its him!!!
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And it is cool that JT is so cool about you being cool. And also it is cool that I am cool about JT being cool about you being cool!!! Are we all cool? "Don't die until you're dead"
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Aaaah, OK, so thats cleared that up then. I still think anybody taking part in a record should at least be off newbie status. Or at least have posted even ONCE to the forums. Or is that asking too much? What are these records actually supposed to prove then? I think the 4-way at Texel still stands as the only authentic DZ.com big way!!!!
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Has yahoocurt ever posted on the forums? Is that all it takes to be part of a dz.com record, having registered a username??? I think we need to clarify eligibility a little. (although I did recognize a hell of a lot more names in your record than the old one!) "Don't die until you're dead"
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I've made just over 100 jumps on my Hornet '150 (loaded at 1.2:1). I pro pack it and am quite happy with the openings now. I was experiencing hard openings but then figured out that this was as a result of line-dump - sorted that and now its fine. I didn't find it quite as responsive as the two Sabres I have jumped (a '170 and a '135) - the turns didn't seem quite as *crisp*. Maybe just the different loadings, I don't know. But the landings are great, overall I really like it and highly recommend it. BTW did all you guys who are psycho packing get bridle extensions? If so, how long - 6 inches? Will "Don't die until you're dead"
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Look, do you people appreciate that not all of us are USPA members, huh? Now somebody start scanning and posting this and all other relevant/mentioned Parachutist articles NOW!!!! (I think my assertiveness lessons are finally paying off, hehehehhe ) "Don't die until you're dead"
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Where's the Freeflyers??? This forum is dead..
skreamer replied to FreeflyGoat's topic in Freeflying
Tandem luggage??? As far as the original post goes, right now everybody in the UK is doing the same discipline (Hop n fuckin' pops) - so we don't really have too much to talk about.... Will "Don't die until you're dead" -
TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH
skreamer replied to kmcguffee's topic in The Bonfire
Kind of like your woolen underwear, Justin? "Don't die until you're dead" -
OK, OK, well why don't YOU scan that page from Parachutist and post it here already!!! (uhhh, lummy, help me out again, ta tas are boobies right? they are, aren't they??) "Don't die until you're dead"
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O konsternasie, agv ons lei HH nou aan konstipasie!!!