skreamer

Remind me never to be the rabbit on a tracking dive with you perverted souls!!!!

3:1:0 Another low lob on Saturday - still not sure it was worth it. Phuqing cold and strong winds with turbulence. Hmmm, 5 of my last 7 jumps have been hop n pops - I love skydiving in the UK..... "Don't die until you're dead"

And try not to puke on any nice chick's shoes (not if you want to pull anyway). "Don't die until you're dead"

You went to all the trouble of making that??? You must really loooooove him. Diverds luuuuurves Mr. Hixxx! How sweet, our first gay couple (not counting live-stock of course!)

Yeah, ok, I can see how that applies to Clay and his PD190... "Don't die until you're dead"

I think he is serious about shagging a chimpanzee.... "Don't die until you're dead"

See, now if you had said you didn't jump because the winds were too strong for your experience level and/or wing-loading I would respect that. But saying you wouldn't jump because it was too windy too swoop? Geez, you skygods amaze me...

Ek het gedink sy kan by Scalabrino (kom nou, moenie vloek nie! ) se plek AFF doen. Ons sal net daar wees vir 2 naweke dus sal ons in die week al die AFF kak uit die pad kry en dan die naweek by die Dal kom suip, skinny dip en skydive!!!

Bakgat!! Dan kan ons suip laat dit kak!

Ek wou April maand weer kom kak maak (ek kan Kevin Buret se moer suur maak in sekondes!!

Ja, maar Remi is n groot etter en hy sal my tot in n nuwe geloof bliksem!!! "Don't die until you're dead"

lol Well considering your very attractive wife and I are both normal sizes and you and the Pie Queen are fat bastards, I'd say we did pretty damn well!!

Hmmm, yes, do whatever Pammi says, just so long as you can swallow again!!!

Why not wait until you reach 1500 posts and find out for yourself??? "Don't die until you're dead"

Oh, is THAT why your wife couldn't keep her eyes/hands off me??? "Don't die until you're dead"

Ja swaar, still doesn't prevent me from getting poesbedroef every Sunday when I know everybody back home is standing around the braai and talking kak about anything and everything.

How, scratch speak truth! I did AFF at Citrusdal December 2000. AFF levels 1-8 and 2 consolidation jumps cost me a total of about £500. However you need to factor in the cost of air-fare (£500 plus) to get there and also car-hire etc. Somewhere a bit closer you might want to consider is Empuria Brava - cheap, short flight and the weather is good too. But then again if you never go to Citrusdal you will miss out on flaming footie!!!

Geez, reading that made me realize how I am caught in no-man's land - being South African but choosing to live elsewhere. Its just things like the world's highest HIV, murder and rape rate that sort of put me off the place. Also the fact that the effective prison sentence for commiting murder is something ridiculous like 6 years. Like yourself, me and my family suffered from the crime and lawlessness (once violently) - now we would prefer to live elsewhere. Can't really say I feel too guilty either. On a more personal and TOTALLY selfish note - I really appreciate and enjoy the fact that I can skydive as much as the weather and not my wallet allows. Living and working in Cape Town there is no way I could afford 150+ jumps a year (from turbines at decent altitude) and get to jump in Florida and all over Europe. Yes, I miss South Africa (well the good things anyway) but living and working in a first world country allows me to jump more and that is the selfish honest to God truth. Will "Don't die until you're dead"

As far as I am aware if I get my reserve repacked in the UK it is still valid for 6 months in the USA, ie USPA respects BPA's reserve repack cycle and vice versa. Of course this means a USPA member would have to get their reserve repacked after 3 months if they want to jump their rig in the UK. Can anybody confirm this? Will PS I went to the states after AFF in South Africa, had to do a check-out jump but they had no problems with me being a foreigner (unlike at Hinton!!!

No, but been pubbing in Willesden and clubbing in Brixton, does that count?

Hi Goat I only paid half the coach's slot for my freefly coach jumps. The DZ paid the other half. The guy coaching me (Tim Carter) is now a resident freefly and canopy control coach at Skydive Lake Wales. I have also got coaching off Brian Vacher (voted best camera-flyer at WAG in Spain by Omniskore) at the same price, ie only half his slot. So, world class coaching for the massive sum of £24 in total (including briefings, debriefings and video). I don't know of too many other DZs that do this, but I know I have benefitted a lot from it. Will "Don't die until you're dead"

Uhh, don't quite follow. That was an email hoax that got sent around some time ago - that is the truth. Geez, you Swiss are supposed to stay neutral not pick fights! Will PS I've been living in the UK for 6 years, have traveled abroad quite a bit (including 4 trips to USA) - this IMHO is one of the safest countries in the world to live in. "Don't die until you're dead"

Shit, that is bad for the club! Did my first jump (SL in February 1993) out of ASC. Hope she gets better soon, I'd like to jump (out of) her again later this year... Glad to hear nobody got hurt. Will "Don't die until you're dead"

Maybe so they could go for a rating (especially tandem) sooner? "Don't die until you're dead"

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 French woman C. 2 German men and 1 German woman D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman F. 2 Vietnamese men and 1 Vietnamese woman G. 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman H. 2 American men and 1 American woman I. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman J. 2 Pakistani men and 1 Pakistani woman One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed: A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together. C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman. D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them. E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming. F. The two Vietnamese men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Vietnamese woman. G. The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but atleast the English are not getting any. H. The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving. I. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman. J. The 2 Pakistani men are looking for a piece of paper so they can throw their phone-number at the Pakistani woman.