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  1. A Confederacy of Dunce - John Kennedy Toole Dracula - Bram Stoker pretty much Chuck Palachniuk's entire library (Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, some others) This ad space for sale.
  2. This is not a troll. I am dead serious right now. And I don't want to be dead tomorrow. I don't want ahandgun because I've never shot a gun before and I don't know if I would be accurate enough. That's why I think a machine gun would be good. But I think the grenade launcher would be better. I need something with a large range. Something I can't miss with. Does anyone know where I can buy the grande launcher? I'm not worried about killing someone since this is Florida and I can shoot if I'm worried about my life, which I am. I already know what these guys are capable of. This ad space for sale.
  3. he said since it was her first time and she didn't go through with it he owes us nothing ... told her to "get the fuck out and never come to him again" ... doesn't want to deal with this ... This ad space for sale.
  4. Well, a little while ago I wrote about how my girlfriend thought about renting herself out to help pay for rent. Well, we went ahead and decided to give it a test run, and man things went bad quick. Her first night she was supposed to go to this executives place. Well she got there a little bit early and ended up witnessing a murder. So she left without showing up and said she just changed her mind and didn't want to go through with it any more. Well they realized why she didn't show up and they're looking for us now. We've been staying at a friends place. I don't know if we should go the cops because what she was doing was illegal as well. So we thought about just getting a gun for protection, but I've never shot a gun before and neither has she so I don't really know what to get. Someone told me to get an AK-47, but I always thought that AR-15s were supposed to be better. Are those good or is there something else I should look for? This ad space for sale.
  5. Don't worry. Our security will still be just as useless as it was before the arabs bought it. This ad space for sale.
  6. You got nothing on us. We were founded in 1824. Poser. This ad space for sale.
  7. Maybe I'm retarded here, bu I don't see where he said that America and the Brits are the great evil. Can you point that for me? This ad space for sale.
  8. That's about the only offered reason so far that I think seems pretty legit. Thanks. - Why do you need a reason to get people together? You obviously haven't been paying attention. It's not about "people getting together." If that was all it was about, it would be a regular day at the dropzone. This was specifically about an event that caters to a specific sexual orientation, and then applying that to skydiving, for what I view as no compelling reason. Gee, it really seems as though a bunch of people here want to deny me my right to feel that there's no compelling need for a gay boogie. Surprise surprise, there's intolerance among the people who scream loudest for tolerance. - You really crack me up. This ad space for sale.
  9. So what? If you think its stupid don't participate in it. This ad space for sale.
  10. That's about the only offered reason so far that I think seems pretty legit. Thanks. - Why do you need a reason to get people together? This ad space for sale.
  11. i'm sure one of the lawyers here can explain this better ... but innocent until proven guilty isn't valid for civil cases ... here the defendant has the burden of proof This ad space for sale.
  12. ninjas are sweet. This ad space for sale.
  13. Um he has a direct connection with God. He does know exactly what's going to happen. Or he's lying about his direct connection. So which is it? This ad space for sale.
  14. nobody else for the daily show? This ad space for sale.
  15. the reason i started skydiving was because i have a little penis and i was always ashamed of it .... i thought that if started skydiving girls would like me more ... i continued because i like to be cool... because when i tell people i skydive they are like "wow, you must have big balls!" only i know the truth, but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside .... like a litte teddy bear holding a dozen dethorned roses.... This ad space for sale.
  16. There are times in the life of a forum when it must deal with the sub-bridge creatures known as Trolls. On the internet, they do not live under the bridge, and they do not eat billy goats. They generally do something much more despicable. They disrupt the natural flow of conversation between humans by making comments that cause various levels of discord. However, there are times in the lives of trolls, that a troll* can also be highly entertaining, especially if there are those who fully believe that the troll is an actual post rather than one for the whole purpose of experimentation.** My question to you, is the potentiality of entertainment enough to warrant the risk of disrupting regular forum-speak? Or should all trolls be banished to the depths of under the bridge? *Editor's Note: For the record, a troll can be a either the person causing the disruption, or the act of disruption itself. Hence, a troll may create a troll. **In its scientific form, trolling can be described as a breaching experiment, which, because of the use of an alternate persona, allows for normal social boundaries and rules of etiquette to be tested or otherwise broken, without serious consequences. This ad space for sale.
  17. that's an 89 accord biotch .... get dat sheet straight! This ad space for sale.
  18. Well, we've been together for a couple years, and we've been living together for a while now, but recently with inflation and all we've been having some financial difficulties and we're about to be evicted from our house. Well, my girlfriend offered to become a prostitute to make some side cash, She said she knows a guy who can get her clients that are clean and she can make a few hundred in an hour. she was thinking about doing it just once a month or so to help with rent and all. I don't know what to think. On one hand the money would really help, but then I'll just picture her getting rammed by random guys. Even though it would be strictly sex and no attachment, it just feels wrong. I really don't know what to think. But she also came up to me to get my opinion first. So I just don't know. Has anybody had any experience with this dilemma or have any opinions? This ad space for sale.
  19. if you just want it, plain and simple ... amerilawyer is pretty cheap i incorporated in nevada for about 200 ... one thing though, there are hidden fees they don't exactly tell you about ... i do believe to get it down with legally correct paperwork ... it will cost around $600. just bite the bullet and do it. This ad space for sale.
  20. Never, ever consent to a search. You may still be searched, but it is far less likely to stand up in court. Also, you are under no obligation to give any information to a cop except your name and address. It is none of his/her business where you are coming from, or where you are going. Learn and know your rights. I wasn't planning on consenting to a search, but if I was getting arrested for driving an unregistered (not expired, but unregistered) car on a suspended license, I wouldn't have much of a say. This ad space for sale.
  21. Well Florida they mail you a warning of suspension two weeks before they suspend it. Then a few days before it's suspended, they send you a letter saying it will be suspended on so and so date, but then they still wait a few days to file the suspension so you have time to receive notice. In my case I changed my address and haven't updated it with the driver's license people, so I'm sure at my old address there's a notice that my license is suspended. And I'm not about to tell the cop I've changed my license since that's another ticket. This ad space for sale.
  22. Oh, well if you had pot and handguns in the car thats an entirely different story! Dude, I'm all for pot being legalized.. But you should have gotten a lack of common sense ticket. Seriously, driving with a suspended liscense, expired tags, guns and drugs in your car?? WTF were you thinking? -Karen yeah i know, i should be smacked over the head, repeatedly ... but i didn't get off completely ... i got a ticket for no seat belt, one for a suspended license, one for unregistered car, and a court date .... but it beats getting arrested ... and i learned my lesson .... This ad space for sale.
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    hahaha! .... if you can guess mine i'll buy you a beer of anything you want ... This ad space for sale.