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What is it about a woman wearing fishnets that makes you just want to grab her and throw her against the wall? I mean, other clothes work and all, but fishnets .... that's a whole different story. This ad space for sale.
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I'd love to do that on a job one time. it's really not that hard. once you stop caring and realize th at you are very necessary to what they're doing, you can get away with anything. This ad space for sale.
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left work to go the range (while charging company time) left work to go jumping (while charging company time) left work to go drinking (while charging company time) played backgammon played scrabble played a variety of other online games looked at porn played basketball played ping pong did homework did work for another job slept please note, i was trying to get fired. addendum to note: i did not get fired. addendum to addendum: i got a raise. This ad space for sale.
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stop reading your emails and then you won't know when the meetings are. if you don't want to skip them entirely, just go to sleep during them. eventually they'll just stop caring whether you show up or not. furthermore they'll think you're just a really dedicated worker who wants to get everything done one time. and you'll get a raise. trust me on this. This ad space for sale.
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yeah it was by far just like that ... the worst thing was, when i quit and said i was going to europe, they said if i wanted my job back wen i returned it was there for me ...
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I did everything, and more, and I got a raise. Here is what I did, trying to get fired, until I just got fed up with it and quit. 1. Went into work around 10am. (Everybody else is there at 8.) 2. Went into work hungover. (Everyone else is fully rested.) 3. Wore flipflops, dirty jeans, and a tshirt. (Everyone else is well dressed.) 4. Stopped checking my email for meetings. (Told them if they want me to do something, to come tell me as I wasn't going to bother with emails anymore.) 5. Stopped going to meetings. It was quite convenient to miss them since I didn't know when it was and I was never around for someone to tell me. 6. Started playing backgammon and scrabble online to kill time. 7. Took 2-3 hour lunches. 8. Left work at 4pm to go the beach. (Everyone else stayed til 5 or 6.) Finally, when they still wouldn't fire me, I stopped going to work on Fridays so I could go jump. I got a raise. So I quit. This ad space for sale.
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my parents put up with me growing u. crazy as shit, i know... but i'm very glad they did that ... This ad space for sale.
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Of course not. What the hell was the tree doing there in the first place....stupid tree! How can a man be held responsible when trees are conspiring to launch themselves in front of his vehicle without warning. Clearly the driver is the victim. Richards Exactly. You know what I'm talking about. These trees are causing a poblem for drunk drivers everywhere. We should cut them all down. I'm on it. This ad space for sale.
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No, of course not. Everybody should be able to predict that you were going to do it and should have tried to prevet you. It's their fault for not trying hard enough. This ad space for sale.
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No, because the SO shouldn't have let you go out after you were already drunk, and the fat bird shouldn't have taken advantage of you when you were drunk. This ad space for sale.
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who said anything about him giving you the keys after you were drunk? This ad space for sale.
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Christian in a Muslim Country? You're Fucked, thanks for playing!
unformed replied to ViperPilot's topic in Speakers Corner
I suppose. But for everyone who complains about how terrible Bush is and how bad America is, blah blah blah, fucking feel lucky you can be whatever religion you want here. I just hate it when people bitch b/c they just have no idea how good they have it here compared to other countries...regardless of what kind of policy ANY WH administration is pumping out. Why do we compare ourselves to Afghanistan? Why not compare ourselves to Denmark or Finland? We're like to kid who gets a B in class and instead of trying harder to get thet A, says, "Well look there's that kid who's failing all of his classes. At least I'm better than him." We work with a limiting philosophy, but it works out, since we are a lazy as shit culture. edit to add: i get denmark and finland from here: http://www.rsf.org/article.php3?id_article=11715 This ad space for sale. -
OK say your absolutely shit faced...i mean blitzed....lop sop doy...out your tree.... and you end up driving your friends car into a tree, can you be held responsible? This ad space for sale.
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holy fuck. i don't know what to think. This ad space for sale.
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oh yeah, i think i might have forgotten to tell you ... i've got aids. This ad space for sale.
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which hole is this? actually, a friend of mine did think that with one girl. This ad space for sale.
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what was your name again? This ad space for sale.
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hit the button that says "clicky". it's kinda hidden, you just gotta look for it right. This ad space for sale.
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There's a big difference between $20 and $200,000. I think most decent people would feel bad about cashing a 200,000 dollar check, especially when they knew they was military life insurance checks. This ad space for sale.
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this guy is just an idiot. he's posted the same question in every forum. This ad space for sale.
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hmmm. This ad space for sale.
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watching recent news, the politicians are getting caught. they just don't make smart politicians anymore... This ad space for sale.
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(hint: it was move d) This ad space for sale.
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Ok, Bonfire fiends, help me come up with a college graduation party idea!
unformed replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
three words: strippers and alcohol. This ad space for sale.