kbordson
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Umm... let me try..... Double skull fracture at 18 months.... Open head injury at age 12 and closed injury at 15.... But besides that, I'm good. What's your excuse?
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Wether you have multiple partners or not... just be careful. Don't assume that one time with him or her is worth whatever problems might come in a week or two. Protect yourself
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Caption: "Avon calling. I have your delivery"
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Guy sleeps around - he might get some STD (some of which now kill) Girl sleeps around - STD, pelvic inflammatory disease, infertility, cancer, pregnancy... a few more down sides there. (not that the STD's aren't bad enough in their own right) Besides... if you're looking for a "man" then he either hasn't slept around or won't be bragging about it.
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Here's one.... what if skydiving as a career (and not just the Knights) was considered not just socially acceptable but socially desirable? Imagine, Little Johnie, going to the guidance counselor in High School... ummmm... "I think I want to be a skydiver." with a reply "well, Johnie... high goals, but you're going to have to work hard to achieve those by doing at least 12-14 jumps /day.... but the pay will be worth it... and the girls... So don't worry about medical school right now. That's for those who cant make it in the sky."
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Oh, it would climb efficiently... Ohhh...shiney. What if it was always this easy to distract skydivers?
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THERES YOUR PROBLEM.... GOFAST is what you should have had. Then you'ld be just too cool to complain.
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Thus the "efficiently".... (jees... won't even let me whine about only getting 9,5 here.... I'm thinkin that you need to go find a nice 1911 to play with... ohhh, shiny 1911.... )
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What if.... cessnas could efficiently go up to 13k just like the big dogs at the cool dropzones? And what if they could hold as many people as you want them to? (or what if every one had their own skyvan? I think I like that one better)
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Very sad... but because of it, lots of lurkers.
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so is this hijacked... or since it's "waking you up", is it still on topic?
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or maybe it's that girls like it when guys give them the hard time...
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Don't. Sell it on ebay. I'm sure someone might pay for the eye-goo of GFD. (some sick, horridly twisted person... maybe someone here on dz.com)
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ahhh... ya know I'm just picking on you. I'm sure that some one laughed... somewhere... maybe.... (besides.... I thought guys liked it when girls give them a hard time....) Karen
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For more details, look at the incidents sections in the skydiving forum. Sad times. Tragic event. I'm sorry for all who knew both Gus and the pilot.
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And the rest of the week he lets her sleep? Badump bump.... I hope you have a good job... I wouldn't want to be worrying about you making your living as a comedian...
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I'm awake... don't I count? maybe you just wake up grumpy on Monday mornings and not happy with anything.... edit.... you went back to sleep, didncha? wake up! *grumble... tell us to wake up... grumble... then you go back to bed.... grumble....* just kidding....
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Always welcome! -I still think you should consider some of my options for payment plans.... Karen
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I wish that I could be there in Raeford for a moment to the man who taught so much about living to so many. But I will be there in spirit. Those who knew him were honored and blessed by that. He is a man who is missed every day... Karen
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Slappie a grandmotherfucker?? I dunno, but hey, anything's possible... ROTFL!!!!!
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Sometimes the body don't know what's best (know's what it "wants"... but maybe not what's "best") Thats why you have the brain to know to do what needs to be done.... because whether you go for broke and get it all nice and pretty or you elect for the bridge... your body is telling you that you should do something.
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damn... not a lazy stalker. just a slow one. just kidding... don't let me scare you there Remi. besides, I don't have enough time to make my Ghille suit.
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AND IN SLAPPIES THREAD!!!!! COOL!!!!!
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Na... that would only show that the person is a lazy stalker... A good one would find my real 1st post... man... gotta throw a challenge out there. damn. (grumble grumble)
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What about the other option of hand washing all my speculums... (speculi? speuclumeses?)