kbordson

I thought you liked him... why are you trying to get him in trouble? No pikeys about?

HEY! I speak three thank you very much (four if you include jive) But I was amused that Italy and France were both picked as the next. (and I liked the creative geography that some of them showed)

If ya really want to know more about cows than you ever thought you did.... Seminars from the World Dairy Expo

I'm confused.... "more for fun"? What less is the Bonfire for?

I might be evil and mercenary...but I do have class.

It means fat *runs* Better run fast, limey.... *gets out the AI........

But it was written about an american girl Actually it was written about her "American thighs." Whatever the hell that means.

I hearby declare that Andy is the winner. no he isn't

Maybe a cheeky egg? I do know that I am not menstrual fluid, cuz that's just eeeeuuugh. (red wings are icky!!!)

Me! Duh!

Yes I could. I have MANY skills that are unrevealed here on this forum. You "won." Ha. Silly English Knigggggiiiiiiitttttt. Maybe I just let you think you won... a hollow victory. No cheerleaders, no pompom girls, no bragging rights.... just you thinking "but... I won. didn't I?"

*Ducks with the skill of one in control of the matrix....

OK... now images of THAT grossed me out.

silly, they're not fertilized. No fetus, not even an embryo. Just a poor egg, poor lonely egg. Never to amout to nuttin except bein good eatins

But.. options are good. It allows the people to think that they have control. "If I get to order my eggs anyway I want, then I have 'freedom.'" (besides, it's fun sometimes to order them sunnyside or over easy, put the unbroken yolk in your mouth and smoosh it.....)

There's sunny side up, over easy, over medium, and over hard. Lots of options. You just need to know your choices

That would be ugly

I typically wake 2-3 min before my alarm clock... but sometimes I let it go off. I have it set to a CD (generally Lorena McKennitt or bagpipes - currently the pipes.) When I'm on call, I also set my pager to go off but again usually I'm awake and lying there as it goes off.... but I have it set on vibrate, so why shut it off?

Remember, enough makeup and photoshop, even the ugly can look DAMN FINE! (think of Callista Flockhart) That's why the physical appearance is decieving. I just was sent the "you're so ugly..." messages and thought they were amusing. (I have quite the loving friends )

Woke up after a VERY odd dream last night. Tried to look up the meaning (just for curiosity) and other than some Lakota symbolism, I couldn't put it together. Anyone wanna offer help? Here's the dream: I was in the lower level of a two story house. Preparing for leaving (trip?) Had a deposit in hand and tried to give it to the owner of the house... she tried educating me on some legal issues of the deposit. I had to finish submitting the chapter of the reference book and grab the laundry. I walked through the lower level and kept walking.... found the dishwasher, but no washer/dryer..... kept walking through the house. Ended up blocks away. Rode back on a horse, sitting backwards. Stopped at a stoplight at a corner like in Fort Worth near the Opera House, there were character actors in costume. Tried to ignore them... got back to the house. K9 unit there. Cop with a dog on a leash outside the house yelling and shooting. My younger sister runs in cuz my mom is in there.... We get to her and even though she is alive and unharmed, we bury her under a thin level of dirt.... lots of nasty bugs. I have the weirdest dreams! Anyone think that there's any hope of understanding that one?

How would you know? Oh... there was that one picture....

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China. You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair. You're so ugly, you could model for death threats. You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you. You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents. You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet. Your girlfriend is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur. You're so ugly, you make onions cry. You're so ugly, YOUR pet name is "Scooby Doo". You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. You're so ugly, you have to Trick-or-Treat by phone. You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and a cop pulled you over for mooning!

Maybe it shakes him all night long... and he needs his beauty sleep? ACDC for the peasants that don't know what I was talking about

Oh... we have enough good food here. We're not loosing out, just look at the scales Besides... a good Hot Dogs (also called weiners), some Barbeque, Coke or Pepsi and an ice cream cone is a wonderful lunch. American pound cake is far superior to your dense lump of a dessert. And... as for your tea . I prefer mine as a Sweet or Long Island version, thank you

Today. Getting closer to the 9 gallon mark.