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Here's a few more terms..... 3 Point Shot A Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Brushing The Beaver Carpet Bumping Cat Got Tongue Checking for Squirrels Clam Bake for One Cleaning your Fingers Clitters Coming Into Your Own Countering Cunts Creamin' Coming Into Your Own Cunt Cuddling Dialing the Rotary Phone Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe Sex Erasing the Problem Fanning the Fur Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fingerbating Fingerpainting Finger Blasting Flickin' the Bean Flit your Clit Fucking Without Complications Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Lube Job Get To Know Yourself Get a Stinky Pinky Going Mining Groping the Grotto Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Gusset Typing Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' Off Jocelyn Eldering Let Your Fingers do the Walkin' Levy Break Limbo Making Soup Manual Override Muffin Buffin' Nulling the Void Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the Pussy Parting the Red Sea Pearl Fishing Pet the Petunia Pet the Pussy Cat Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl Play Poker Play the Clitar Play Couch Hockey for One Play the Silent Trumbone Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat Pushing the Button Pussy Soccer Riding the Unicycle Rolling the Dough Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red Pussycat Scoring the Hoop Slapping the Mackerel Soaking the Whisker Biscuit Spelunking Spearing the Bearded Clam Squeeze the Peach Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing the Channel Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Testing the Plumbing The Virgin's Release Tickling the Taco Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Toggling the Bit Tossing Pink Salad Trolling the Bermuda Triangle (Hope you don't find any aircraft in there!) Two Finger Taco Tango Washing your Fingers *note: for the record. I need to have knowledge of these terms for *ahem* work related issues . But.... From a health and wellness standpoint, I see no reason why any woman (lady or otherwise) shouldn't know how to take care of herself.

I KNOW that's EXACTLY what they were thinking!!! But... Hey Dags... we might need your expertise on this consult too.

Oh stewardess..I speak jive And from the same movie.... is there anyoneon board that knows how to fly a plane - NSFW

Schlemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated!!

Chris, You can still be a HOT PIECE OF ASS and be overweight. There's more to that title than just the Ass....

I have a feeling that consult would be worth the effort!! (as opposed to some of them that I've gotten in the past: Typical consult from Trauma service: 25 year old female admitted for motor vehicle accident. noted vaginal bleeding on exam (NOTE - NOT a pelvic exam). states LMP (date 4 weeks ago). hCG negative. Please advise. Ummmm.... wild guess here from the Gyn team, but lets try menses?) Lets talk about that study though.... do we need IRB approval? Cuz then in addition to the sucking and licking - we need to include a clause for article 20 (I hate getting IRB approval) How do we control for the Hawthorne effect? I'm sure that if we tell those that we're studying that they suck, then an effort will be made and that might *ahem*skew the data. So are we talking hidden cameras? and where? Call rooms? Exam rooms? Radiology reading rooms? Epidemelogy study or case controlled? And is the placebo group the ones that don't suck or the ones that do? Also retrospective or prospective? (which is better? she really sucked or she will suck) (and I'm just wondering who started the rumor that I'm hot . The pressure of that reputation . I even tried to post a pic to prove that theory wrong. )

Maybe just a better lawyer?

I don't know why, but when I was young, I would sing that as "Mamas don't let your froggies grow up to be tadpoles"... still makes me smile thinking about how stupid that was!!

There are WAY too many on my "favorites" list right now but "Happy songs" would be: Uncloudy Day One Week (barenaked ladies) Under the Sea (lil Mermaid) Diamonds on the Souls of her Feet (Paul Simon) Everything you know is wrong (weird Al) Me and julio (Paul Simon) Because we can (fatboy slim) I feel love (Blue Man Group) Jessica (Allman Brothers)

The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf) Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. DREAD: The False Messiah CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door k.

Umm.... a double wide does NOT count as a "house"

what does it look like A stylized view of two skydivers in freefall. It was Paul's logo Here is a link to a modified version. I got mine before the wings and the dates were added... mine is just the two jumpers. ("the spermy guys") I will NEVER regret that decision

Yes. One, I got it two and a half years ago as memorial ink.

no to do list here But one of the troubles of shagin' a dz.commer Grading What if the poor soul has preformance anxiety? And now a site that grades the skill?

YUM!!! I love steak tartare! (but I also love "cannibal" which is basically the meatloaf before you cook it.)

I can tell. that's why you're posting and starting new threads and posting some more

I am quoting you just cuz that was so cute and OBVIOUSLY schnokered!! (*ps. I still don't think you have rum in room 101. You've been drinking a mix of coconut pie and beers.... that's it. You have pie and beer... so you - in your delusional state - mixed the two together and think it's Malibu Rum)

Mmmmm........ Rum. But ah, do you have rum in your room? I don't think you've been sent any. Just beer and pikeys.

LM, you KNOW that you should know what pills you're poppin'

But there's lots of other benzo's out there.

It's to keep the pikeys calm.

Congrats!! (generally I would say "Don't paint the nursery blue/pink" but that image is pretty obvious)

Frist. Sorry for your loss. I think your uncle did accomplish a lot in life to have generated such strong feeling from those who care so deeply. Second. Sorry for the burden of anger about debts. As Tonto said, I'm sure that it wasn't the intent of his doctors or the hospitals to empty his estate. But, hopefully he/you did get something for that cost. Extra minutes or days with him, relief of pain, a dignified death. All of those are priceless. But that's easy to say when it's not my checkbook. I can understand your frustration though.... it's difficult being the surviving relatives... to see the estate become reduced. But instead of thinking of the money that's "lost," remind yourself of what he truly gave you. "Is htis what we have to look forward in life?" Yes and No. Death will always be there.... Money is fluid. Just enjoy the time you have and don't let this anger consume you. Karen

I think that they migt go well in that room. k.

That was quite nice of him to give up caravans... but maybe Sskyvans should be included too. (skyvans are NICE!!!!! )