GQ_jumper

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  1. Good date: you get a blowjob Great date: she swallows......and so does her mom! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  2. Being 26 years old and having an 18 year old show up for a lunch date in her high school cheerleaders outfit and ask you to her senior prom. It doesn't get much weirder than that! Oh wait, it doesn get weirder than that. Going back to her place at the end of the date and when you get there you notice another car in the driveway. When she takes you inside she take you into the guestroom instead of the master bedroom then leaves for a second and comes back in with a video camera. When you inquire about the video camera she says, "my husband is in the master bedroom and said he's too tired to wake up to come watch so he wants us to video tape it so he can watch tomorrow." Yeah, thats awkward! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  3. I like where your head is at! Unfortunately this guy is too much of a douche bag to have a girlfriend. Apart from the porn on his laptop he's all alone. Of course I could always come out of the bathroom holding his laptop and claim the battery ran out on mine while I was rubbing one out so I finished myself off with his, that would work. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. You know I had a girl try and pull that crap on me the other night. She bragged about how quick she finished and told me next time if I tried to last a long time she'd push me off after she was done and go to sleep. She'll pay for that one, I can run a marathon, but when I'm in a rush I can be quick as hell. I'm planning on finishing during foreplay, yelling "I win" then rolling over and going to sleep. Sex is a team sport, and there's no "I" in team! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  5. I don't see anything wrong with it. I here it a lot and I'm always flattered by it. Of course I should throw out the fact that I act like a 10 year old so it could very well be in a derogatory manner! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  6. i'll be hones, you don't have the proper response as a choice. When I wake up in the middle of the night its because I'm ready for round three and I'm going to "accidently" wake up whoever had the misfortune of coming home from the bar with me then play it off as an accident. Then of course comes the line, "well since we're both up" as I motion to direct her attention towards my little buddy standing tall! History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  7. I have the 2nd worst roommate in the world, the person he replaced was the worst but this loser comes in a close 2nd. I've decided that since I move shortly it isn't worth calling him out for being a crappy roomate. If I do that then there's the argument, then he gets angry and fired up and headbutts my fist multiple times. It happens, don't judge! And then I spend the next three months covering his share of the rent til I move. Seriously though this guy sucks, its all the usual crap, doesn't do his dishes, doesn't take out the trash, expects me to take care of his dog, doesn't pay bills on time. So my question for you guys and gals is how can I make him miserable for the next three months? I would just let him wallow in his own filth til the move but I can't stand living in a messy place so instinctively I take out the trash, and do the dishes every time I walk in the door. I was thinking about randomly going into his bathroom and taking a crap but not flushing, using his Qtips and leaving them on his counter, eating all his food. What else is there? Anyone? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  8. I would REALLLLY like to get my hands on some of the people who thought that teaching that crap to our people for use on the "enemy" was a good idea...just a couple hours... to demonstrate to them on a VERY personal level what it feels like. *** Really woman? You have to turn a story about a piece of shit father into an anti-war protest? Get a life. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  9. QuoteYou've got to be kidding, No fault? As mentioned before. Should have called house from outside gate. Could have retreated and shut gate, used mace or baton. *** Is any of that dribble serious, or do you just enjoy making mindless statements? An officer standing 40 feet from a house yelling at the occupants inside, yeah thats an option. Or using the baton, three dogs come at you, a baton is going to do absolutely nothing. And retreating and shutting the gate, come on. What does leaving the property do? There was still a 911 call to be responded to regardless of the situation with the dogs in the yard. I'm a dog person myself and hate to hear that someone's dog was killed, but I see nothing wrong with what the officer did. We have way too many people in here that take everything the police do and try to demonize it. And typically the people that hate the police regardless of what they do are the same assholes that get themselves arrested all the time for doing dumb shit and claim they were the victim. Not pointing any fingers, just saying, usually this blind hatred and disdain for the police is very misguided. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  10. Boyshorts. Leaving a little something to the imagination is much sexier. I dated a very petite filipino girl a few years ago and she didn't have much of a butt. However when she wore boyshorts evern her tiny little butt looked super hot. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  11. He didn't make that known to me so I'm not out of line. But I salute all US soldiers of all wars - the best of the best. I do retract that assertion about not being in the military. No you don't, lying is a disgusting trait. You trash the military every chance you get, along with the soldiers that serve. Quit throwing out cool lines like "I salute all those who serve", grow a pair and speak your mind. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  12. If your posts implied that you had at least tsken a breath in the same room as an Econ textbook at some point in your life you might be worth continuing this debate with. But your mindless yelling from your last reply proved that it would be a wasted effort. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  13. The GDP had 4 of 5 Q's negative, now 3 huge Q's in a row. The market was in freefall, now it's closer to 11k than 10k. Unemp was in freefall, now it's halted and rounding bottom. I guess if you consider that nothing then you're right. And strangely none of those improvements we have seen in the economy have been the result of anything the government has done in the last year(that includes both sides of the aisle). The government didn't create jobs to lessen unemployment, they gave more benefits to those without jobs. Thats like giving aspirin to a guy with cancer. And the market corrected itself, although I agree that government spending is a necessary evil to pull out of a downturn like we had our government went about it completely the wrong way. The only major accomplishment I've seen in Washington since '06 was the change in strategy that helped us set the stage for exiting Iraq. And no that has not happened in the last 12 months, it was in place long before. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  14. 'm curious as to if the aircraft that were rerouted or held had a flight plan that notified of their ETA of if they just called 20 minutes out for permission to land. Quote Very good point. I don't know who else noticed, but the US military is basically running the airport operations. I would be willing to bet that the planes being told not to land are the ones who fail to coordinate prior to heading out. Of course this theory completely disallows bitching about how stupid the US is so lets just throw it out the window shall we. Lets also say that the troops that landed were carrying Al-Qaeda propaganda to be distributed around the country so we have a reason to invade the country. Who's with me? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  15. There are enough troops now, start getting food and medical supplies to the people before they die. Quote U know this how? R u in a position to see what assets have made it there and what is still required? Didn't think so. One incident of a plane being diverted because more boots are needed on the ground does not mean that all aid is being funneled away. Go cry elsewhere, we're sick of your garbage. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  16. am not really even asking people who is to blam or how much blame is for who. I am just wondering why more people are not pissed off. I am, really surprised. Quote I'm very pissed off over the entire situation I just don't take it out on the banks entirely. There was de-regulation going on for years before this happened which allowed the situation to develop. The government almost forced the banks t lower lending standards during the 90's because politicians saw it as political gold to put every American in a home(I'm not pointing a finger at any one politician or president in particular it was a cumulative effort by many). If we really want to dig deep we can trace this back a few decades to when politicians first started saying every American deserved a home a two cars. And like I've mentioned before, the people of this country are greedy and carry themselves with an undeserved sense of entitlement. People think things should come easy and that home worth 300K isn't something that should be out of reach. You're right that banks held a huge piece of this pie, but they were only playing by the rules which had been distorted by Washington to work in their favor. And when it comes to bonuses if a company has paid back its funds I could care less who they give bonuses too. If people don't like it they should take their business and investments elsewhere. How can we really be pissed off at just the banks for taking government money when we have things like the GM bailout where the pres. gave the dirtbag union workers whatever they wanted and forced the bond holders who had a "contract" with GM for their money take the hit? Should we tax Ford to pay for GM's money? Or what about the people who had their mortgages bought by the government and were given a lower rate and a lower principle at no cost to them? The whole system went to crap and everyone is holding an equal part of the blame, best thing to do is focus on fixing it and seeing to it that it doesn't happen again. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  17. However i do think you shoukld pay for the risk you take and not others. Simple as that. Quote You make a very valid point, but what about the other side of the coin? Where is all the outrage towards the people to we borrowing money from these banks without the capacity to repay it. Where is all the hatred towards the people who made 30K a years and decided to buy a home worth 250K? There are two sides to this story, the greedy bankers, and the greedy consumers who put little to no effort into anything and demand the same posh lifestyle as those who earn far more than them. Maybe if people could accept their income brackets or better yet put forth the effort to raise their income instead of borrowing it we wouldn't be in this mess. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  18. Personally that is one thing I would not complain about paying some extra taxes on. Our education system is failing and we need to find ways to get more people to pursue a higher education. The benefit from an improved education system, one that actually taught kids instead of patting them on the head and pushing them through regardless of their test scores so we don't hurt their feelings would pay dividends to this country. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  19. He was a suspect, and it's not clear he did anything threatening, that's what I meant by it not appearing to be a clean kill. In this case, on the basis of the older gunshot wound, I think they probably got the right guy, i.e. Clemmons was actually the shooter in Lakewood AND this was actually Clemmons. It was entirely possible though, that this could have just been some random guy or maybe someone only guilty of being a car thief, in which case shooting him dead for doing nothing other than running would have been unjustified. I'm not bent out of shape over the killing, I just wish it had been a cut & dry defensive shooting by the officer rather than him looking a little like judge, jury, and executioner. Blues, Dave Quote OK I mistook ur post as saying you disagreed with the police officers actions altogether. While I agree that it would have been easier to justify had the suspect been armed I feel that an appropriate level of force was used. Had it been Joe Schmoe walking down the street I wouldn't say that killing him was the right thing to do. Someone who is wanted for killing police officers should be immediately seen as a threat and any actions they take that aren't in complete compliance with a law enforcement official open the door to the use of force IMO. Of course I'm still waiting for someone to scream, "why didn't they shoot him in the leg to keep from having to kill him?" its going to be asked, just wait. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  20. From http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010393433_webarrest01m.html Doesn't sound on the surface like a particularly clean kill to me. Blues, Dave Read that story again. The suspect was approaching the vehicle from behind so if the officer told him to stop and he started running counter clockwise around the cop he was moving towards the stolen vehicle. If you're told not to move by an officer because you are suspected of killing police and start making a break towards a stolen vehicle you have some bad intentions. He brought the death on himself. It kills me how people can'nt understand the concept of do what the hell a police officer asks of you and you won't end up like this guy. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  21. Well, on behalf of the entire DZ.com community, let me apologize. If anyone called you an insensitive asshole, they clearly didn't see the caring comments you made like the one just above. Go back and read the thread I posted, I was tactful in bringing up the topic originally and was attacked for it. Sorry but I'm only returning the respect I was shown. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  22. Yet when I brought it up I was called an insensitive asshole. This country is full of fat, lazy underachieving dirtbags who cry like little kids if someone tries to motivate them to improve themselves. Obesity thread History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  23. Society doesn't limit them, they limit themselves. I know I'm a bit late to this conversation but I think this statement summed it up perfectly. From what I've seen the issue is two-fold. First from what I have personally seen there are a large number of lower income earners who do not want to put in the effort to work their way out of the position they are in. There are of course also quite a fewpeople who work themselves to death trying to scrape by and I personally haven't seen any statistics that show which group is the majority. The even bigger issue though is that typically people in this demographic refuse to live the ife that they can afford. Everyone wants all the nice shiny things that they see everyone else having so they pass up the things they need or the opportunity to use that money to better their position because they want the nice shiny toys. Think about how many times you've been in a low-income neighborhood and seen people driving around with cars that they shouldn't be able to afford, talking on new expensive cell phones and wearing new designer clothes. A large number of these people do it to themselves and I have zero sympathy for them. The problem is they make the people willing to work hard look bad and it is hard to differentiate between the two. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  24. That's pretty harsh. Yeah, she screwed up but it's not like she asked to be dragged into the side show. I don't know quade.... I can see his view point. We just lost one of our skydivers (Sgt Rob Sanchez) on October 1st in Afgan. by an IED. He fought many missions before his death and we never hear about the many soldiers and their acomplishments. I think it boils down to gender. Lynch is female and that was stimuli to the Press. End of story. So how does that translate to animosity towards Lynch, who at a minimum earned her purple heart? Say what you want about the media and the politicians but calling her a failure is disrespectful to all who serve. Considering the person who called Jessica Lynch a failure is in the military himself(I'm talking about myself if you aren't quite sure) I doubt its a knock on all soldiers. Jessica Lynch surviving isn't a result of her heroism, its a result of her failing to do her job and trying to fight her way out of it. Other members of that convoy fought to the death and received little to no recognition for it, Lynch never fired a round and was made out to be the next Audie Murphy. To put it simply, she failed to do what she was trained to do. She admitted that when her weapon malfunctioned she was unable to perform the simple action required to bring it back into operation. If I ever had a soldier under me do that they would be flipping burgers at McDonald's before the ambuh was over. And the worst part about the whole situation was that she publicly slammed the forces that went in on the CSAR mission to bring her home. She said the soldiers that cleared the building where they found her traumatized her because of how agressively they cleared the building. The most recent Medal of Honor recipient barely got a 30 second news clip, Lynch has everything from a book deal on down, its disgusting. And if you're wondering why this sits so heavy with me its because I've seen countless incidents of true acts of valor being overlooked while people who accomplished nothing receive the praise and commendation. Not to mention I've personally been left hanging in the middle of an ambush while the person who was supposed to be watching my back did nothing. So the type of failure I speak of in my posts nearly cost me my life and I don't look to highly upon it. History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower
  25. Let's se brainiac, we've been over this 9-11 theory 5 dozen times on this website and even have a handful of engineers around here who have weighed in on it all in avor f them being terrorist attacks. Did the moon landing happen in AZ as well? History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower